It's all about me

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Well what is RP doing in the room in the first place if you're riding me? Observing? I think this is the perfect situation for flirting. In fact, you should flirt too. At the same time.

Who the fuck let her in? That changes everything.

To RP: Come here, you little minx. I've missed you....

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Sigmund Freud
Nicely put. Be sure to look for your name in the revised edition of The Interpretation of Dreams, which will be available in bookstores everywhere in time for the Hanukah shopping season.

Hey, I know you.

Haven't you been lurking here for a while, even if we weren't conscious of it?

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Wait. You can't flirt? No matter what the situation, flirting should never be prohibited.

No, no flirting.

I don't think the avatar would be considered flirting, it's just a picture after all.

It is hard to break old habits though. I'm doing my best.

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Hey, I know you.

Haven't you been lurking here for a while, even if we weren't conscious of it?

No, that was me. Everyone here is so literal.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Who the fuck let her in? That changes everything.

To RP: Come here, you little minx. I've missed you....

Why are you making this shit seem so fucking forced? Flirt or fuck, but entertain me. Let me be in on the fantasy that this is interesting. Otherwise, I'll just watch the fight and three baseball games over your head while you balance your checkbook (or, more likely, look to score more blow) as you grind on my friend's dick.

Even(very popular at strip clubs)Odds

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
"FBetty" according to RP, my guru for such things.

Yeah, I know she writes it that way, but it just doesn't look right to me.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Wait. You can't flirt? No matter what the situation, flirting should never be prohibited.

Clearly, leagl is going steady with the lesbian version of Mrs. Not Bob.

And coltrane, not only is flirting Not Allowed, but "flirting" is broadly (no pun intended) defined. Holding doors open for a woman, for example, is flirting.

[dtb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
IYou must be getting this shit by hanging out with some paranoid chicks. Most women I know fortunately do not think there's always a chance of rape. That's insane. And the statistics don't bear it out at all. Contrary to some claptrap an idiot like Andrea Dworkin might belch forth, most men are not date rapists, and most women are not easily overpowered by an unarmed man.

Come on. One doesn't need to be paranoid to understand that the AVERAGE man can overpower the AVERAGE woman 100% of the time. I am a fairly strong chick (just ask TM about my "guns"... on second thought, don't bother), but I'm not foolish enough to think that the average dude couldn't overpower me if he felt like it. That doesn't mean I feel threatened 24/7/365, nor does it mean I think most men are date rapists (I don't know where that came from). But I'd be a boob if I weren't aware of my surroundings and about who is around, and the fact that the average man (I'm talking about strangers -- I'm not afraid of my friends or acquaintances) can overpower me goes into that calculus. That's just common sense.

[dtb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
And don't give me any Electric Company shit... that show was just as atrocious.

Aw come on... Who couldn't like "Fargo North, Decoder". You, sir, are a curmudgeon.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Clearly, leagl is going steady with the lesbian version of Mrs. Not Bob.

And coltrane, not only is flirting Not Allowed, but "flirting" is broadly (no pun intended) defined. Holding doors open for a woman, for example, is flirting.

Holding a door open is so not flirting. "Damn you look fine in those levis." That's flirting.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Mr. Subtext
No, that was me. Everyone here is so literal.

No need to give me lip. Do you think you're the only toy in the attic around here?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Holding a door open is so not flirting.

you're sayin' holding a door don't mean nothing, and I'm sayin' it does. I've held a door open for a million ladies a million times and they all meant somethin'. We act like they don't, but they do. That's what's so fuckin' cool about 'em. This sensual thing's goin' on that nobody's talkin about, but you know it and she knows it.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Holding a door open is so not flirting. "Damn you look fine in those levis." That's flirting.

I know. As I recall from the last time I mentioned this issue on the FB, the consensus was that -- unless I engaged in "inappropriate eyeballing" (can't remember who coined that delightful phrase) -- holding a door open was not flirting.

But I'm not married to y'all, so the point is moot.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Holding a door open is so not flirting. "Damn you look fine in those levis." That's flirting.

Agreed. I have a pretty strict definition of it as well. If my hands are solely on the remote control during the reverse cowgirl, then BnB is possbily flirting with me, albeit naked and bouncing up and down. But I'm clearly just minding my own business and watching SportsCenter. No flirting on my part. However, if I begin to press any buttons that aren't located on the remote, then I suppose you could say that I'm actively involved in "flirtation", but only if you're some kinda Puritan.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Agreed. I have a pretty strict definition of it as well. If my hands are solely on the remote control during the reverse cowgirl, then BnB is possbily flirting with me, albeit naked and bouncing up and down. But I'm clearly just minding my own business and watching SportsCenter. No flirting on my part. However, if I begin to press any buttons that aren't located on the remote, then I suppose you could say that I'm actively involved in "flirtation", but only if you're some kinda Puritan.

I think if you make any sounds expressive of pleasure at any point, you are flirting. So be careful.

Groaning around the ball gag counts.