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greatwhitenorthchick · 06-01-2005, 04:22 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww I feel gwink's pain. I now officially do not want to know who the people I have sex with have had sex with in the past, and so on and so on, just to avoid any potential pain like that. Yuck.

Does anyone have a suitable for work picture of the skanky gf? I don't know her name, so can't look her up. NFH?

06-01-2005, 04:22 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww I feel gwink's pain. I now officially do not want to know who the people I have sex with have had sex with in the past, and so on and so on, just to avoid any potential pain like that. Yuck.

Please stop posting this fugly guy's pic. He looks like Vitas Gerulaitus without the Sammy Hagaresque hair.

notcasesensitive · 06-01-2005, 04:28 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
From the Sports Guy, talking about the O.C. and TV parents:

"By the way, just once I want to watch a show where somebody has a parent who drinks too much, only it doesn't affect the people around them and actually makes them more fun to be around. I know people like this. You know people like this. Why aren't they on TV?"

Those people are smart enough not to have kids. That way they are allowed to continue their carefree, drink a lot and have fun lifestyle. Once you have kids, you become the scary drunk guy who is ignoring his family and endangering his kids. Word to the wise.

mmm3587 · 06-01-2005, 04:29 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I enjoy his requests for romantic advice.

Darling, how do I get all off your sand off my dick? Is that romantic enough for you?

NotFromHere · 06-01-2005, 04:30 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Does anyone have a suitable for work picture of the skanky gf? I don't know her name, so can't look her up. NFH?

Just a start. She's heavily airbrushed in all of them.

Sorry, the rest are open snatch shots - full frontal beaver.

mmm3587 · 06-01-2005, 04:31 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Chorizo.

You had me at chorizo.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 06-01-2005, 04:34 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Those people are smart enough not to have kids. That way they are allowed to continue their carefree, drink a lot and have fun lifestyle. Once you have kids, you become the scary drunk guy who is ignoring his family and endangering his kids. Word to the wise.

Hey now. Let's not get all personal and shit.

pony_trekker · 06-01-2005, 04:37 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Just to open the circle again, I lost my virginity to a lacrosse player.

(And no, he didn't come out of the closet afterward. Not true for my high school friends who lost their virginities to theater guys.)

OK. Pony jr. plays hockey, baseball and wants to try lacrosse. Obviously, baseball, being the gayest of the three, has to go.

NotFromHere · 06-01-2005, 04:42 PM

Is also a little nutz.

According to testimony, Garcia dated Kristen Hine, 32, four or five times but later dropped her for DeCesare, 22.

The Playmate of the Year testified Wednesday that Garcia cheated on her with Hine. Nasty phone calls and threatening voice mails followed and culminated in a confrontation Aug. 21 at the Tramp nightclub.

Name-calling ensued, and a friend of Hine’s dumped a drink on DeCesare. Each woman had to be restrained. Hine accused DeCesare of grabbing a dance pole and kicking her in the head.

DeCesare told the judge that she was dancing on a table when one of Hine’s friends started “coming at me full-force, swinging like a guy.”

She said she kicked the woman in self-defense but denied kicking Hine.

Garcia testified that DeCesare was defending herself. “It’s embarrassing that I am here today, to be caught up in a situation like this,” he said.

See gwink, I'm here for you. Now y'all have stuff to talk about on your next date.

Shape Shifter · 06-01-2005, 04:44 PM

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Originally posted by pony_trekker
OK. Pony jr. plays hockey, baseball and wants to try lacrosse. Obviously, baseball, being the gayest of the three, has to go.

I'd be careful about hockey. Once the kid learns to skate, you could have a Scott Hamilton in your future.

06-01-2005, 04:46 PM

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Originally posted by mmm3587
Darling, how do I get all off your sand off my dick? Is that romantic enough for you?

I'm sorry. Did we fuck?

notcasesensitive · 06-01-2005, 04:52 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Is also a little nutz.

According to testimony, Garcia dated Kristen Hine, 32, four or five times but later dropped her for DeCesare, 22.

The Playmate of the Year testified Wednesday that Garcia cheated on her with Hine. Nasty phone calls and threatening voice mails followed and culminated in a confrontation Aug. 21 at the Tramp nightclub.

Name-calling ensued, and a friend of Hine’s dumped a drink on DeCesare. Each woman had to be restrained. Hine accused DeCesare of grabbing a dance pole and kicking her in the head.

DeCesare told the judge that she was dancing on a table when one of Hine’s friends started “coming at me full-force, swinging like a guy.”

She said she kicked the woman in self-defense but denied kicking Hine.

Garcia testified that DeCesare was defending herself. “It’s embarrassing that I am here today, to be caught up in a situation like this,” he said.

See gwink, I'm here for you. Now y'all have stuff to talk about on your next date.

Which "girlfriend" did your non-bf fuck, gwnc? If it happened years ago and the chick is 22 now, was this some sort of statutory rape thing?

Doesn't it go without saying that any hot chick who dates Garcia is a bit nutz?

I love that the altercation occurred at The Tramp.

robustpuppy · 06-01-2005, 04:52 PM

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Originally posted by pony_trekker
OK. Pony jr. plays hockey, baseball and wants to try lacrosse. Obviously, baseball, being the gayest of the three, has to go.

I have praises to sing for baseball players, too. Most debinitely not gay, and one of them most debinitely virile.

greatwhitenorthchick · 06-01-2005, 04:56 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Which "girlfriend" did your non-bf fuck, gwnc? If it happened years ago and the chick is 22 now, was this some sort of statutory rape thing?

Doesn't it go without saying that any hot chick who dates Garcia is a bit nutz?

I love that the altercation occurred at The Tramp.

I don't know - I didn't ask. I will try to slip the question into the conversation and report back.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 06-01-2005, 04:57 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Those people are smart enough not to have kids. That way they are allowed to continue their carefree, drink a lot and have fun lifestyle. Once you have kids, you become the scary drunk guy who is ignoring his family and endangering his kids. Word to the wise.

Sucks for RP.