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[taxwonk]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Papercuts can take down a plane.

ETA my hairdresser is kind of odd. He's straight, which in and of itself is not odd, but he acts very gay. Except for when he is talking to Mrs. Eaze. For a while he kept hugging her, which she isn't into. Then he was telling her to watch these very strange spiritual movies. Then he was telling her how unhappy he was in his marriage and that he wished he could leave and live in a hut in the mountains. Then his wife had twins and he shut up.

He's good at cutting hair though and we don't have that many choices around here.

For want of a hairpin the Empire was lost.

[Paisley]

Originally posted by nononono
I keep trying and failing.

Okay, new topic: a woman here at the office has seemed to have dropped something in the vicinity of, I don't know, 70 or 100 pounds. She's looking awesome. I hadn't seen her for maybe 2 months and then saw her in the hall, and i couldn't help but compliment her. Just said she's looking fantastic, that sort of thing. Was that intrusive or inappropriate?

Not at all. A person who was worked so hard would probably be disappointed if noone seemed to notice, and you complimented her in a nice, neutral way. Good for her, by the way. I bitch and moan when I need to drop 3 lbs, and take forever to do so. I can't even imagine having to make that kind of a lifestyle change.

[Paisley]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
I thought you only *thought* about complimenting the waitress's hair (and talked about it here)?

Maybe Not Bob's Id took over.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
GILF?

Girls? Grandmothers? Goyim?

[Paisley]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I think you're thinking of Temescal, in Oakland. Asmara and Blue Nile? Both are good, but my kids won't touch the stuff -- the bread is too sour for them, alas.

In that 'hood, Dona Tomas and Pizzaiola are both fantastic, too.

Blue Nile! That's the name of the place I loved when I lived up there. Thank you! Must go on my next Bay Area visit . . .

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I have the Prettiest internet girlfriend ever.

My internet girlfriend is smoking hot. And she lets me wear my boots to bed.

[Paisley]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Maybe I could turn this thing into my advantage... if I could find a sheriff who so offends the citizens of Rock Ridge that his very appearance would drive them out of town.

[to camera]

But where would I find such a man?

[pause]

Why am I asking you?

TM

I LOVE that movie!

OK - so other people have posted of their celeb run-ins - here's one of mine. I sat next to Cleavon Little at an Easter brunch at Jerry's Deli on Ventura Blvd during my sr year of college. And he hit on me! (I must be hottttttt! Or, at least I must have been then.) It took every bit of strength I had not to ask if it was twue what they say . . .

[et fix spelling]

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
DO people not believe in spoiler space anymore? Just wondering.

My predictive powers with respect to that show continue to suck, but I am happy with the result. I dislike the winner AND I dislike Supernova, so Win Win. I have been relieved of any obligation to ever attend a Supernova concert and I couldn't be happier.

The only person who changed my mind during the course of the show is Toby. I thought he was a frat boy with no stage presence at the beginning of the show and by the end he was out-Brandoning on Killers songs. Good job.

I'm not sure I can watch another season of this show if they do it again. The shameless self promotion by the band and the sickening kumbayah shit when people were sent home were nearly impossible to bear. I had less of a problem with it during the INXS show because I actually liked INXS in their day and it was cool to hear their (old) stuff promoted to a new generation of kids.

It's a good thing we didn't have any money on it this time. I don't think I would have planned for us both losing.
My husband predicted Pepe before the show started. He said he does the best at singing their crappy originals. Who writes that crap? Toby's original was great and I really really liked Magni's original. But then I like rock. Tommy Lee is high. And I was never a huge Crüe fan. Although I think in a moment of weakness I bought Dr. Feelgood.

Anyway, when they booted Toby, first, that was it. I knew they had lost their freaking minds. I still don't know who Pepe's fan base is?

I really like INXS and Michael Hutchins and over time really started to like JD Fortune. I don't see how they're going to be able to repeat the show next year.

And yes, think of all the money we'll save not buying songs or tickets.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Paisley
B/c of the hairdresser thing I am picturing him as the gay volunteer-fireman from The Sopranos. Any resemblance?

I don't watch the Sopranos, so I don't know. But I doubt it. He is not gay, so that is a strike right there, I bet. He's in his early/mid- 20's, spiky product-heavy brown hair, lip ring, rocker look. He would have fit right in with Toby's look on Rock Star last night, if that helps.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Maybe I could turn this thing into my advantage... if I could find a sheriff who so offends the citizens of Rock Ridge that his very appearance would drive them out of town.

[to camera]

But where would I find such a man?

[pause]

Why am I asking you?

TM

Awesome.

[Paisley]

Originally posted by Not Bob
As I recall, I complimented her on her new hairstyle, and then worried here about whether she thought that I was hitting on her.

This worry of mine led into a wonderful discussion about how waitresses know what boys want/know what guys need. (AoN, I need to add that to the iPod.)

Or maybe about how they hear much worse from idiot male customers who mistake their cheerful use of flair as an invitation for sex.

Just as long as you haven't hit on a Deer. (`Cause that's not what Deer want . . .)

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Here's a weird question to change the topic: What does it mean when a woman sends really hairy beaver shots (not of herself, from the Internets) to a man? Does your interpretation change if they are brother and sister? To answer the obvious jokes, I am a passive observer, not a participant in this odd interchange.

Is it her hairy beaver or just random hairy beaver?
Because 1 is just creepy while the other is off-the-charts.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Paisley
I LOVE that movie!

OK - so other people have posted of their celeb run-ins - here's one of mine. I sat next to Clevon Little at an Easter brunch at Jerry's Deli on Ventura Blvd during my sr year of college. And he hit on me! (I must be hottttttt! Or, at least I must have been then.) It took every bit of strength I had not to ask if it was twue what they say . . .

That is possibly the best celeb run-in that I have ever heard.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
It's a good thing we didn't have any money on it this time. I don't think I would have planned for us both losing.
My husband predicted Pepe before the show started. He said he does the best at singing their crappy originals. Who writes that crap? Toby's original was great and I really really liked Magni's original. But then I like rock. Tommy Lee is high. And I was never a huge Crüe fan. Although I think in a moment of weakness I bought Dr. Feelgood.

Anyway, when they booted Toby, first, that was it. I knew they had lost their freaking minds. I still don't know who Pepe's fan base is?

I really like INXS and Michael Hutchins and over time really started to like JD Fortune. I don't see how they're going to be able to repeat the show next year.

And yes, think of all the money we'll save not buying songs or tickets.

Angsty 15 year old girls, I believe.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
That is possibly the best celeb run-in that I have ever heard.

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