Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Untrue. Pony Trekker wiped my ass* just the other day.

TM

* (Gently.)

Pony wiped your ass and it's not hairy anymore? Did he use a razor, Nair, or a power sander?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ironweed
I don't know about you, but everything about me is Absolutely Fascinating. Let me share with you my thoughts on proper subway seating etiquette . . .

Well?

TM

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I don't like tequila. But I suppose I'm okay with being referred to as a one man biker gang.

TM

Yeah, but I was using that as short-hand for number of STDs.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
RT and I are waiting for you in the bar. I'll decide on the proposition later.

Thank god for booze.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by dtb
Because I know you are all burning with curiosity (although maybe some of you are burning because of something else, I don't know...), I feel honor-bound to share with you my experience on the trapeze.

It was FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC!!

I even did two mid-air "catches" on the first try! Yay me!!

It didn't hurt that the guy doing the catching (the catcher?) was so hot, as to knock my riding instructor of the top of my inappropriate crush list. Hubba hubba.

Seriously, it is so much fun. After I did the "release" thing (letting go of my trapeze to be caught by hunky guy) the second time, when I got off the net, I was so pumped with adrenaline, it was like nothing I'd ever experienced.

Wow.

If it weren't for the large bruises on the backs of my legs (as a result of hanging by my knees) and the couple blisters on my hands, I'd do it again today.

As it is, I'll wait until next week. Woo-Hoo!!

A trapeze story on the FB with no sex? I'm so disappointed.

Yes, Tarbender, another round. (hic)

[Not Me]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Well, put me on your ignore list TM. GO for it. NO one wants to read your last three posts in a row either, fatty.

Tush Munch rarely has anything to say worth reading. I sugges you put him on ignore. Unless you find his "I am mad at the world" schtick funny.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
So my wife picks me up after work so that we can carpool to the Madonna concert. I was running late so didn't really wait for a break in traffic to use the cross-walk. I just put my arm out and started walking. As I'm crossing the street, the cars in both westbound lanes come to a stop. However, the second car in the left-hand westbound lane did not. Whoops.

As I'm making my way across the street, I detour to yell at the driver to slow down and pay attention when near crosswalks. Fucker.

So then, off to Madonna. As with every time I hear Madonna for an extended period of time, I'm left thinking that "Like A Prayer" is her best song. By far. In fact I'd say it's one of the best best songs of the last 20 years. And I'm no huge Madonna fan, believe you me.

Other songs that have worn well are Into the Groove and Crazy For You.

So you've established that your musical taste is even below that of my 15 year-old daughter, who has outgrown Madonna. And...?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by bilmore
Yeah. Let's get back to reality TV.

(Did this become the Homogenous Thought Board while I was looking away? Damn.)

Good God. You wack jobs take me too seriously. The first paragraph was a typical TM complaint. The second was an actual question.

Why do people tell other people their dreams when they make no sense to anyone? I've seen people do this over and over. Most people who aren't leagl just say, "Gee, I don't know what that could mean," or "Wow, that's weird," or, if you're me, "Who fucking knows and why would anyone care?"

(And someone please post something about adventure kayaking while bilmore is giving us his attention.)

TM

Namaste

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Well?

TM

I would, but I am currently stunned speechless after learning this morning that my own dear momma has her very own blog. I didn't read the whole thing, but there is apparently no ass-fucking on it, which is a small comfort.

Jane, stop this crazy thing!

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Yeah, but I was using that as short-hand for number of STDs.

Super Thurgreed Dates? Why, Wonk...I didn't know you cared. You ran out so fast from the last one. I thought it might be because the lube was too cold. But I see now it's because you got misty.

TM

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Good God. You wack jobs take me too seriously. The first paragraph was a typical TM complaint. The second was an actual question.

Why do people tell other people their dreams when they make no sense to anyone? I've seen people do this over and over. Most people who aren't leagl just say, "Gee, I don't know what that could mean," or "Wow, that's weird," or, if you're me, "Who fucking knows and why would anyone care?"

(And someone please post something about adventure kayaking while bilmore is giving us his attention.)

TM

Seriously, why do drive-up ATMs have braille on the buttons? Do they really think a blind person is going to drive up and take money out? It's ludacrisp!

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ironweed
I would, but I am currently stunned speechless after learning this morning that my own dear momma has her very own blog. I didn't read the whole thing, but there is apparently no ass-fucking on it, which is a small comfort.

Jane, stop this crazy thing!

Rink Rease, Reorge.

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Seriously, why do drive-up ATMs have braille on the buttons? Do they really think a blind person is going to drive up and take money out? It's ludacrisp!

And what's with egg creams? There's no egg. There's no cream. It's Cookiecrisp!

TM

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
So my wife picks me up after work so that we can carpool to the Madonna concert.

Stop right there.