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[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by bilmore
Like an election?

If you remember way back to ought-two, you will note that there was an extra step in the process in our experience with Iraq.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
If you remember way back to ought-two, you will note that there was an extra step in the process in our experience with Iraq.

there was an election in Iraq in '02. Saddam won 100% of the vote.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
there was an election in Iraq in '02. Saddam won 100% of the vote.

Fuck. We really are subverting the will of the Iraqi people.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I was echoing your fears- your fears- your post. What did you mean Ty?

I think you have to look for something deeper than politics to explain the growing support for Islamism. As a Bay Area resident, and therefore a Communist, I naturally turn to economics -- the individual's relation to the means of production. Whereas, Burger (for example), or another conservative of similar stripes, might take more of a law and economics approach, and look to the individual's relation to the means of production. Many people have written interesting stuff about the relationship between fundamentalism and modernity. Hmmm.

Bluegrass music is as modern as jazz. Hmmm.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I think you have to look for something deeper than politics to explain the growing support for Islamism. As a Bay Area resident, and therefore a Communist, I naturally turn to economics -- the individual's relation to the means of production. Whereas, Burger (for example), or another conservative of similar stripes, might take more of a law and economics approach, and look to the individual's relation to the means of production. Many people have written interesting stuff about the relationship between fundamentalism and modernity. Hmmm.

Bluegrass music is as modern as jazz. Hmmm.

Translation:
"I don't go out w/o Shape Enhancers!"




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[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Translation:
"I don't go out w/o Shape Enhancers!"

I work bluegrass into a convo about fundamentalist Islam and this is the thanks I get? Sheesh.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Bluegrass music is as modern as jazz. Hmmm.

Both impulses resided in early man's mind. They just found expression disparately.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Article discussing how these guys are not the reason for the "medical malpractice crisis."

Article discussing alternative policies for medmal.

http://www.slate.com/id/2113103/

[megaloman]

In honor of President Bush's historic visit to Europe this week, I have penned a letter to all the Pierres and Dieters over there.

Dear Europe:

Listen up you socialist a-hole pussies, I have a story for you.

"Once upon time there was a diseased rotten continent filled with self-absorbed effete elitist fucks who were a century past their sell-by date. Despite a shared universal ignorance of the common ideals of capitalist economic principles, freedom, liberty and any sense of morality, these little girlie-men couldn’t get along with each other and play nice in their burgeoning cesspool and a savior known as Uncle Sam had to come in and reset the geo-political order to save the cesspool from its turdish inhabitants twice in a 30 year period.

Then, on the one occasion when good old Uncle Sam could use a little support and cooperation, these imbittered shitpuffs turned their generally useless backs on him. But in the end he was fine. He was wealthy and packing some big heat and had God on his side, so he could go it alone. Keeping the spoils of victory for himself. Meanwhile, the little pissants on the rotten continent, while united, remained in a steady downward spiral, much as poo poo circles the drain before disappearing forever. Like yesterday’s news. And Uncle Sam laughed while he waived bye bye.

The end."

Yours truly,

America

[Secret_Agent_Man]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Translation:
"I don't go out w/o Shape Enhancers!"




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First Bilmore nude at his computer, and now Hank in his skivvies . . . This rash of self-outing has got to stop!!

S_A_M

[bilmore]

Originally posted by megaloman
In honor of President Bush's historic visit to Europe this week, I have penned a letter to all the Pierres and Dieters over there.

Dear Europe:

Listen up you socialist a-hole pussies, I have a story for you.

"Once upon time there was a diseased rotten continent filled with self-absorbed effete elitist fucks who were a century past their sell-by date. Despite a shared universal ignorance of the common ideals of capitalist economic principles, freedom, liberty and any sense of morality, these little girlie-men couldn’t get along with each other and play nice in their burgeoning cesspool and a savior known as Uncle Sam had to come in and reset the geo-political order to save the cesspool from its turdish inhabitants twice in a 30 year period.

Then, on the one occasion when good old Uncle Sam could use a little support and cooperation, these imbittered shitpuffs turned their generally useless backs on him. But in the end he was fine. He was wealthy and packing some big heat and had God on his side, so he could go it alone. Keeping the spoils of victory for himself. Meanwhile, the little pissants on the rotten continent, while united, remained in a steady downward spiral, much as poo poo circles the drain before disappearing forever. Like yesterday’s news. And Uncle Sam laughed while he waived bye bye.

The end."

Yours truly,

America

If Rumsfeldt ever posted while drunk, this is what it would sound like.

And it would be good.

[Anntila the Hun]

Originally posted by megaloman
In honor of President Bush's historic visit to Europe this week, I have penned a letter to all the Pierres and Dieters over there.

Dear Europe:

Listen up you socialist a-hole pussies, I have a story for you.

"Once upon time there was a diseased rotten continent filled with self-absorbed effete elitist fucks who were a century past their sell-by date. Despite a shared universal ignorance of the common ideals of capitalist economic principles, freedom, liberty and any sense of morality, these little girlie-men couldn’t get along with each other and play nice in their burgeoning cesspool and a savior known as Uncle Sam had to come in and reset the geo-political order to save the cesspool from its turdish inhabitants twice in a 30 year period.

Then, on the one occasion when good old Uncle Sam could use a little support and cooperation, these imbittered shitpuffs turned their generally useless backs on him. But in the end he was fine. He was wealthy and packing some big heat and had God on his side, so he could go it alone. Keeping the spoils of victory for himself. Meanwhile, the little pissants on the rotten continent, while united, remained in a steady downward spiral, much as poo poo circles the drain before disappearing forever. Like yesterday’s news. And Uncle Sam laughed while he waived bye bye.

The end."

Yours truly,

America

I heart you. Big time.

Are you...ummmm...seeing anyone?

[megaloman]

Originally posted by bilmore
If Rumsfeldt ever posted while drunk....

If? ever? One never knows does one......after all, just think if Jimmy the Snake Carville and Mary Matalin can stay married lo these many years, anything is possible!

[megaloman]

Originally posted by Anntila the Hun
I heart you. Big time.

Are you...ummmm...seeing anyone?

One never knows does one......after all, just think if Jimmy the Snake Carville and Mary Matalin can stay married lo these many years, anything is possible!

[Anntila the Hun]

Originally posted by megaloman
One never knows does one......after all, just think if Jimmy the Snake Carville and Mary Matalin can stay married lo these many years, anything is possible!

No, you don't understand. I haven't had a real man in so long, since I broke up with that slimeball Muslim guy. If only I hadn't let that bitch Daryn Kagan worm her way into Rush's pants, I'd be sittin' pretty. Damn liberal media ho that she is!

I had dinner with Tucker Carlson the other night, but he doesn't count. Kept whining about being canceled and asking me if I thought bowties were "cute". Right - like I give a shit about cute. He's undoubtedly a scumsucking dirtbag liberal too. Understand, it didn't stop me from capping off the evening by unhinging my lower jaw and swallowing him whole, but afterward I still felt so empty inside.