Fringey's taut-abbed painter

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Until now, I was planning to use "goddam muse to the fucktards" as the new board motto if I ever nailed the 5K. But that would be self-quoting, and I think I learned yesterday that self-quoting is tacky, or something like that. So, if I get that elusive 5K, it's "in pursuit of imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash."

Oh, and happy Ollie Day, Paigow! May you continue to peg McBeaver in Penske's versions of my dreams.

You and me here on the same day? You, the sole survivor of my crush list? I would call it a Happy Paigow Day since I dont know what the fuck you are talking about.

Anyway, I was gonna get personal and say "fill the void that is your personal life" but 1) that woud have been mean bc the truth hurts (though the truth could still hurt, but i hvent measurd her gash lately and can only go on hearsay, and 2) I cant let a flame of anyone go buy without some kind of Slave refernece, no matter how cryptic. Slave has brought back Gash from the basement of his fraternity.

And speaking of fraternity basements, I would choose "Beer pyramid cat" and throw in a little rendering of such:

l o
l-- /

l /

Oh fuck it, zipper cat is easier
can you do it? Its been a rough year.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
If it's ok, I'll use "goddam muse to the fucktards." That was one of my favorite posts of 2004.

I'm not so sure I'm into two consecutive FB thread titles being all about me.

Oh, who am I kidding. I love it!

Of course, I had to research to find the "muse to the fucktards" post. I didn't even know (pre-research) that that was about me.

Me me me me me!!!!!!!!

ETA Happy Ollie Day!

[juicyfruit salad]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
May you continue to peg McBeaver in Penske's versions of my dreams.

Who?

I still dont konw wkhat this means but I will continue to celelbrate as I have for the past twenty minutes or so by continuting to utter foul truths that are mostly correct and continuing to bring this board to its feet.

[Gattigap]

Ok, so Music of the Monkey Colon is still sitting on Al's desk at UPN, and you've been reduced to playing nights at the SD Zoo. Look, every aspiring artist in this town has to make sacrifices. Let's just be glad that you didn't have to start out as a Vegas Showgirl.

Here's something to tide you over until you finish that draft of Any Which Way I Could: My Secret Life with Clint: NBC's new I-see-dead-people drama Medium has a casting call coming up. You got any skimpy bikinis shots or topless shots on file?

• For picture submissions and a possible interview late this week to work next Thursday, Jan. 13th seeking a very attractive hispanic, spanish, light skin Indian, or caucasion with darker skin tone and dark hair to play a murder victim who will be walking away from camera in the NUDE - showing your back end...this is television so only your back can be seen, but you need to be comfortable with crew and other actors. You must be shapely and submit a shot in a skimpy outfit or bikini showing off your body and even your back end. This will be a long day and base rate will be $350.00 for the right gal. If you have other photos that show your body, topless and you want to submit those let us know here and we will give you another email address for that.

ExtrasCastingGuild.com

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Ok, so Music of the Monkey Colon is still sitting on Al's desk at UPN, and you've been reduced to playing nights at the SD Zoo. Look, every aspiring artist in this town has to make sacrifices. Let's just be glad that you didn't have to start out as a Vegas Showgirl.

Here's something to tide you over until you finish that draft of Any Which Way I Could: My Secret Life with Clint: NBC's new I-see-dead-people drama Medium has a casting call coming up. You got any skimpy bikinis shots or topless shots on file?

• For picture submissions and a possible interview late this week to work next Thursday, Jan. 13th seeking a very attractive hispanic, spanish, light skin Indian, or caucasion with darker skin tone and dark hair to play a murder victim who will be walking away from camera in the NUDE - showing your back end...this is television so only your back can be seen, but you need to be comfortable with crew and other actors. You must be shapely and submit a shot in a skimpy outfit or bikini showing off your body and even your back end. This will be a long day and base rate will be $350.00 for the right gal. If you have other photos that show your body, topless and you want to submit those let us know here and we will give you another email address for that.

ExtrasCastingGuild.com

Man, I'd be all over that if I didn't have certain "issues" with Patricia Arquette. Ever since she got off the coke and meth, she hasn't had the same sense of humor, or "bendiness". Fucking Nick Cage ruined her for me.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Man, I'd be all over that if I didn't have certain "issues" with Patricia Arquette. Ever since she got off the coke and meth, she hasn't had the same sense of humor, or "bendiness". Fucking Nick Cage ruined her for me.

I thought you were a boy, anyway. They are looking for a gal.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I thought you were a boy, anyway. They are looking for a gal.

Yes, but his back and ass are quite girlish. So his publicity shots suggest, at least.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Man, I'd be all over that if I didn't have certain "issues" with Patricia Arquette. Ever since she got off the coke and meth, she hasn't had the same sense of humor, or "bendiness". Fucking Nick Cage ruined her for me.

"You look like Patty Arquette, I feel like Ace Frehley."

Now THAT, Hank, is an obscure lyrical reference. From my favorite obscure band, in honor of Ollie Day.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Yes, but his back and ass are quite girlish. So his publicity shots suggest, at least.

Translation: Flinty has man-hips.

How embarrassing.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I still dont konw wkhat this means but I will continue to celelbrate as I have for the past twenty minutes or so by continuting to utter foul truths that are mostly correct and continuing to bring this board to its feet.

Welcome back. I've missed you.

In a weird, where'd-that-canker-sore-I-used-to-probe-with-my-tongue-go sort of way, but still.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Translation: Flinty has man-hips.

How embarrassing.

Says the cow to the monkey.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Happy Ollie Day!!

Here is a picture of me giving you your Ollie Day Cake (a little large, but so are my sentiments)

In the same vein, here's one of me getting some pie:

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Welcome back. I've missed you.

In a weird, where'd-that-canker-sore-I-used-to-probe-with-my-tongue-go sort of way, but still.

paigow needs to be here. she is the only one who tries to keep people honest and careful about the quality of their posts. Thurgreed will give some constructive criticism- but only to a choosen few- he's like a selective tutor. paigow is more like the bright young teacher walking into the ghetto school each day and trying to make everyone be just a little better, and willing to work with who ever shows up, regardless of their educational or emotional shortcomings.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
paigow is more like the bright young teacher walking in the ghetto school each day and trying to make everyone be just a little better, and willing to work with who ever shows up regardless of their educational or emotional shortcomings.

Almost. More like the smart-alecky kid who thinks she's bright and lectures others, while butchering the English language herself, and not getting why the others despise her so.