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08-01-2006, 05:43 PM
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#3616
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
were they phased out or did you have to buy a bunch of suits one weekend?
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I wore white ones and spilled a bottle of Perrier on my lap.
I didn't want that job anyway...
Note: Would there be anything more unattractive than a man walking around in wet, see through stretch pants? A friend of mine claims to have seen Alan Dershowitz walking bottomless with just a t-shirt on on a beach in Massachusetts. That's pretty groos, but I think wet stretchpants is more gross.
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08-01-2006, 05:43 PM
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#3617
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I think a nice harassment lawsuit would do wonders for his attitude. And by the wrong woman, I meant someone like Lorena Bobbitt.
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Aha. Then sensitivity training would be particularly cruel punishment. |
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08-01-2006, 05:43 PM
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#3618
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Can I guess your medication?
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I am not on meds. I do not have Tourettte's. |
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08-01-2006, 05:44 PM
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#3619
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Can I guess your medication?
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Careful. There are some new ones out there that haven't been advertised etc. quite as much as some others.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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08-01-2006, 05:44 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I have no idea what you are talking about. And you seriously should not accuse me of things when I have not made those comments on the boards and you don't know me. I'm not going to defend myself against what you imagine I might say or think about anyone. Again, bizarre.
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HEY! Look at me. What the fuck are you doing? Don't make me shake you.
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08-01-2006, 05:45 PM
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#3621
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
I am not on meds. I do not have Tourettte's.
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"I'm not crazy! I have Lyme disease!" |
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08-01-2006, 05:45 PM
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#3622
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
HEY! Look at me. What the fuck are you doing? Don't make me shake you.
TM
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Careful. You might hurt the baby.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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08-01-2006, 05:45 PM
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#3623
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
"I'm not crazy! I have Lyme disease!"
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...or Asperger's. |
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08-01-2006, 05:46 PM
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#3624
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Careful. You might hurt the baby.
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POTM.
(And it's only the 1st!) |
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08-01-2006, 05:46 PM
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#3625
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by ironweed
I can't wait until ABC decides that the English-speaking market is ready for Sabado Gigante.
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Greatest.
Show.
Ever.
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08-01-2006, 05:50 PM
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#3626
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
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Thoughts for a Thursday
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Clarkson isn't fat, but she's rather heavy for a celebrity.
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She has a body. It has curves. There are soft parts and there are hard parts. That's really the way most people are. I agree that she may be heavier than most celebrities, but I think that's a worse reflection on us than it is on her.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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08-01-2006, 05:51 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Thoughts for a Thursday
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Originally posted by taxwonk
She has a body. It has curves. There are soft parts and there are hard parts. That's really the way most people are. I agree that she may be heavier than most celebrities, but I think that's a worse reflection on us than it is on her.
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I agree, but I will say that the girl should make better bathing suit choices. |
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08-01-2006, 05:54 PM
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#3628
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
HEY! Look at me. What the fuck are you doing? Don't make me shake you.
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I'm kind of bored today. It happens. Don't worry, I'm sure it won't last much longer. I've never cut off any of your two-day mmmmmmm348729 roastings. |
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08-01-2006, 05:55 PM
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#3629
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You can stop sucking up now. We all chipped in and we had enough to get you a forwarded email about Rolex watchs.
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Cellini line or Oyster Perpetual?
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Send in the evil clowns.
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08-01-2006, 05:55 PM
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#3630
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Thoughts for a Thursday
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
She has a body. It has curves. There are soft parts and there are hard parts. That's really the way most people are. I agree that she may be heavier than most celebrities, but I think that's a worse reflection on us than it is on her.
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No. She's fat. Just b/c she's "the way most people [Americans] are" doesn't make her unfat. She's overweight.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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