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10-13-2005, 11:49 AM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Hank, I need a ruling
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I just drank an organic "probiotic" SOYogurt smoothie. Flavor? Vivacious Vanilla!
Is that too effeminate, even for me? Should I skip spin today?
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Did it come with a toaster? If not, I'd complain.
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10-13-2005, 11:51 AM
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#3632
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Fashion
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
There's a little cult out here that we like to call Kabbalah. Ever heard of it? It is all the rage with the non-alien-believing Hollywood crowd.
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Oy gestalt!
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10-13-2005, 12:01 PM
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#3633
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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My Kind of Town
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
*Although, I note that the ball did look like it bounced up into the mitt.
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Didn't the home plate ump signal "out" though? The point means strike, the raised fist means out.
And umps started press conferences at some point in the last few years. Seems pretty cheesy. Live with the calls; let the league office make statements, like they do in the NFL. |
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10-13-2005, 12:01 PM
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#3634
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
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What could be worse than collecting lunchboxes, you ask?
Ok, so despite the new Mr. Bunny's public persona of machoness, I'm getting dragged to see Savion Glover tonight. For those of you who are performing arts illiterate, he's a tap dancer. That's right, my NCAA-playing-scholarship-free-loading-I-didn't-even-have-to-apply-to-college-they-just-sent-me-an-acceptance-letter-cause-I-play-basketball-flavor of the month is dragging me to tap dancing. So, I'm bitching about it to my best friend this morning and she said "perhaps we can swap....you can take my deadbeat husband and I'll go to tapdancing...I've always had a thing for tapdancing, you know. You have a dwarf fetish and I have a tap dancing fetish"
So, my best friend and my piece of rebound ass are both tap dancing freaks.
Thurgreed, would you please shoot me?
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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10-13-2005, 12:07 PM
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#3635
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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What could be worse than collecting lunchboxes, you ask?
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Ok, so despite the new Mr. Bunny's public persona of machoness, I'm getting dragged to see Savion Glover tonight. For those of you who are performing arts illiterate, he's a tap dancer. That's right, my NCAA-playing-scholarship-free-loading-I-didn't-even-have-to-apply-to-college-they-just-sent-me-an-acceptance-letter-cause-I-play-basketball-flavor of the month is dragging me to tap dancing. So, I'm bitching about it to my best friend this morning and she said "perhaps we can swap....you can take my deadbeat husband and I'll go to tapdancing...I've always had a thing for tapdancing, you know. You have a dwarf fetish and I have a tap dancing fetish"
So, my best friend and my piece of rebound ass are both tap dancing freaks.
Thurgreed, would you please shoot me?
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Could be worse. Could be musical theater.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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10-13-2005, 12:11 PM
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#3636
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
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What could be worse than collecting lunchboxes, you ask?
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
You have a dwarf fetish
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Admittedly, my attention sometimes wanders, but I think I missed this part.
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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10-13-2005, 12:13 PM
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#3637
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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What could be worse than collecting lunchboxes, you ask?
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Originally posted by Gattigap
Admittedly, my attention sometimes wanders, but I think I missed this part.
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settle down partner. 5' 3" is not a dwarf. She's looking for a sub-4 footers.
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Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 10-13-2005 at 01:15 PM..
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10-13-2005, 12:14 PM
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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My Kind of Town
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Didn't the home plate ump signal "out" though? The point means strike, the raised fist means out.
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I thought he said that was part of his strike-calling mechanic. Although, I must admit I'm still confused about it. Baseball tonight showed him making the same motion on a number of different occasions (I hate this word, it never looks like it's spelled right to me; it should be "ocassion" or "occassion" -- crap, those look wrong too) and implied that he hadn't formally signalled him out yet.
Whatever. I thought he should be out because he left the batters box in the opposite direction. How far do they get to go towards their dugout before they can no longer change their minds and run to first?
Either way, I'm glad Anaheim got screwed. I hate Scioscia. And all that extra bullshit their pitchers do after they strike someone out pisses me off too.*
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10-13-2005, 12:15 PM
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#3639
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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My Kind of Town
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Whatever. I thought he should be out because he left the batters box in the opposite direction. How far do they get to go towards their dugout before they can no longer change their minds and run to first?
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Into the dugout. Until then, they're not out. |
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10-13-2005, 12:15 PM
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
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What could be worse than collecting lunchboxes, you ask?
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
So, my best friend and my piece of rebound ass are both tap dancing freaks.
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Don't worry about it. I have three friends who are heavily into tap. Nice guys.
All gay as cheese, of course, but nice. |
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10-13-2005, 12:18 PM
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
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What could be worse than collecting lunchboxes, you ask?
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Originally posted by Gattigap
Admittedly, my attention sometimes wanders, but I think I missed this part.
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Um, yeah, if barely were around she could confirm my dwarf obsession.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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10-13-2005, 12:19 PM
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#3642
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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What could be worse than collecting lunchboxes, you ask?
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Ok, so despite the new Mr. Bunny's public persona of machoness, I'm getting dragged to see Savion Glover tonight. For those of you who are performing arts illiterate, he's a tap dancer. That's right, my NCAA-playing-scholarship-free-loading-I-didn't-even-have-to-apply-to-college-they-just-sent-me-an-acceptance-letter-cause-I-play-basketball-flavor of the month is dragging me to tap dancing. So, I'm bitching about it to my best friend this morning and she said "perhaps we can swap....you can take my deadbeat husband and I'll go to tapdancing...I've always had a thing for tapdancing, you know. You have a dwarf fetish and I have a tap dancing fetish"
So, my best friend and my piece of rebound ass are both tap dancing freaks.
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1. How is getting an athletic scholarship linked to freeloading?
2. Where did he play?
3. I don't think you know anything about Savion Glover. This ain't yo' daddy's tap dancing. Bring in Da Noise, Bring in Da Funk was amazing and Glover choreographed it. What you picture as tap dancing ain't shit. Hell, even historically, black tap dancers were quite different from the Fred Astaires and Gene Kellys. You just haven't been exposed to them.
4. Are you dating a black man?
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Thurgreed, would you please shoot me?
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5. Yez.
TM
Last edited by ThurgreedMarshall; 10-13-2005 at 12:26 PM..
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10-13-2005, 12:22 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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My Kind of Town
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Into the dugout. Until then, they're not out.
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No shit?
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10-13-2005, 12:26 PM
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#3644
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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What could be worse than collecting lunchboxes, you ask?
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Originally posted by bilmore
Don't worry about it. I have three friends who are heavily into tap. Nice guys.
All gay as cheese, of course, but nice.
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Cheese? Terrible analogy. Cheese is a very macho foodstuff. You wouldn't go around saying "gay as cheese" in Lambeau Field.* One would have to be a macho Singer-For-Judas-Priest biker gay to be "gay as cheese." I doubt your tap dancing gay friends are of that subgenus of the persuasion.
*Please do not tell me I've pulled a John Kerry and spelled it wrong. I don't care.
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10-13-2005, 12:29 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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My Kind of Town
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
No shit?
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