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09-14-2006, 02:04 PM
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#3631
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it seems
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Originally posted by nononono
Hey, people get all sorts of jumpy about personal appearance comments, in case you hadn't noticed. I just wanted to make sure she wasn't going to be boasting on the internet about how the hottttttie chick attorney at her firm is hitting on her.
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You are missing elements of which involve a.) an elevator and b) a straw. |
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09-14-2006, 02:06 PM
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#3632
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If anyone's NOT done for the day . . .
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Originally posted by LessinSF
Clevon makes cartoon balloons in town.
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His family business thrives.
Jesus sounds like an ungrateful son.
ETA: Probably EJ and BT's best song.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
Last edited by Did you just call me Coltrane?; 09-14-2006 at 02:09 PM..
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09-14-2006, 02:07 PM
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#3633
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Blohan
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Because this chick's not yet 21 and yet she's been barhopping for at least 3 years.
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So you're saying she should be treated differently because she's a celebrity?
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[Dictated but not read]
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09-14-2006, 02:13 PM
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#3634
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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If anyone's NOT done for the day . . .
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
ETA: Probably EJ and BT's best song.
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No way. "Don't Go Breakin' My Heart" with Kiki Dee.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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09-14-2006, 02:13 PM
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#3635
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: In that cafe crowded with fools
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it seems
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
You are missing elements of which involve a.) an elevator and b) a straw.
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I actually don't subscribe to the theory that you must mention every variant of every joke everytime you come within 50 feet of it.
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Why was I born with such contemporaries?
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09-14-2006, 02:15 PM
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#3636
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it seems
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Originally posted by nononono
I actually don't subscribe to the theory that you must mention every variant of every joke everytime you come within 50 feet of it.
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Straw. Screw. Lightbulb.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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09-14-2006, 02:15 PM
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#3637
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it seems
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Originally posted by nononono
I actually don't subscribe to the theory that you must mention every variant of every joke everytime you come within 50 feet of it.
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2. I'd put you closer to 80% than 100%.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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09-14-2006, 02:15 PM
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#3638
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Two new questions of burning import
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Originally posted by nononono
1. How many people is it acceptable to date simultaneously?
2. Does anyone give a perfection opinion for another state (in which you don't practice)? I got some kooky language that I don't think works and would be meaningless, in any event, once I get done qualifying it.
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1. It depends on the individual, you slut. If you're going to date more than 4 simultaneously, though, you should rent a stretch limo.
2. No, but I'd be happy to sue or defend someone over it when it's done. |
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09-14-2006, 02:20 PM
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#3639
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For the People
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wonder woman
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"You're going to miss everything cool and die angry."
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09-14-2006, 02:25 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Two new questions of burning import
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Originally posted by nononono
1. How many people is it acceptable to date simultaneously?
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Bukkake, or gang bang?
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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09-14-2006, 02:25 PM
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#3641
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Two new questions of burning import
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Originally posted by nononono
1. How many people is it acceptable to date simultaneously?
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How many can you keep track of simultaneously 1) without getting confused about who's on calling you on the phone when a voice says "Hey, it's me!" and 2) remembering which name to say in bed?
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delicious strawberry death!
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09-14-2006, 02:26 PM
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#3642
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wonder woman
Congratulations! You're back on the favorites list (platonic).
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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09-14-2006, 02:26 PM
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#3643
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: In that cafe crowded with fools
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nevermind
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Why was I born with such contemporaries?
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09-14-2006, 02:27 PM
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#3644
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Two new questions of burning import
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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
How many can you keep track of simultaneously 1) without getting confused about who's on calling you on the phone when a voice says "Hey, it's me!" and 2) remembering which name to say in bed?
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And how will the datees distinguish nonononon and Paisley? Is it easier with avatars on?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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09-14-2006, 02:28 PM
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#3645
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: In that cafe crowded with fools
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Two new questions of burning import
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Bukkake, or gang bang?
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Have you been reading my personal emails? Sheesh.
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