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04-29-2004, 01:14 PM
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#3646
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
To compare me with it goes beyond all acceptable human interaction.
You wound me, Bunny.
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I retract what I said, I have heard from those who have met you* that you are hot. Not Me is just another fat slobby chris trying to pawn himself off as a woman.
*Note to Paigow, I have not met BnB IRL.
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So he's proactive, huh?
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Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
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Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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04-29-2004, 01:17 PM
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#3647
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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USA Softball
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Not hot. Just blond.
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Disagree. She's slutty hot.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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04-29-2004, 01:18 PM
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#3648
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Quote:
Originally posted by sunnybunny
I retract what I said, I have heard from those who have met you* that you are hot.
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Plain hot or slutty hot?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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04-29-2004, 01:18 PM
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#3649
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Quote:
Originally posted by Beauty
Sometimes it's more efficient to use form letters.
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Dude, please get it right. It's "Beauty, eh?"
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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04-29-2004, 01:18 PM
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#3650
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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AI
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I invented "I heart blank"
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Yes, you did. But I, and not burger, invented TITS!!!!! |
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04-29-2004, 01:19 PM
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#3651
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
What is "skeet"? I always thought the lyric was "eat so much, they call her Billy Ocean". As though she is a fat.
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Skeet is spunk. When they say she "skeet so much," they mean that she likes facials.
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04-29-2004, 01:21 PM
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#3652
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Plain hot or slutty hot?
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Hot is never plain. It's either sweet or slutty. Or sweet on top, slutty underneath, or vice versa. Vice versa is not as attractive though, objectively, I think (to be honest, I don't really care).
Anyway, get with the program. |
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04-29-2004, 01:22 PM
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#3653
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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AI
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Skeet is spunk. When they say she "skeet so much," they mean that she likes facials.
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So when the guy down the hall invites me to go skeet shooting with him, what should I say? I'd be a little embarrassed. I'm not that accurate with the pump-action.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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04-29-2004, 01:24 PM
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#3654
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
So when the guy down the hall invites me to go skeet shooting with him, what should I say? I'd be a little embarrassed. I'm not that accurate with the pump-action.
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Obviously you should tell him that you don't do that sort of thing on the first date, but that if he takes you out and spends money on you for three months you might consider it. Left your Rules book at home today? |
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04-29-2004, 01:25 PM
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#3655
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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AI
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Originally posted by mmm3587
Ugh. I always laugh when women like you think that they have the upper hand with this kidn of bullshit game playing. At the end of the day, you should just do what you want to do without any prescribed approached to every potential relationship.
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You should ask someone on the board to be your mentor. You are talking to this guy's sock:
And pretty soon, you and MR will be the only ones responding to it.
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04-29-2004, 01:25 PM
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#3656
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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AI
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Obviously you should tell him that you don't do that sort of thing on the first date, but that if he takes you out and spends money on you for three months you might consider it. Left your Rules book at home today?
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You can also ask him to reciprocate by peeing on you. I hear some people like that.
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04-29-2004, 01:26 PM
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#3657
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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AI
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Hot is never plain. It's either sweet or slutty. Or sweet on top, slutty underneath, or vice versa. Vice versa is not as attractive though, objectively, I think (to be honest, I don't really care).
Anyway, get with the program.
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Exactly. SS must have been blackballed.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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04-29-2004, 01:26 PM
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#3658
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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American Idol
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Originally posted by barely_legal
Unfortunately I don't have any pics of coltrane or notfromhere to use as my avatar so I don't think we'll have a chance to find out.
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I believe you are dissing the wrong "not" moniker. If not then fuck you. What the fuck did we ever do to you? And bitch, please - I'd be happy to be voted off this island where the socks (the irritating ones) are now posting more than the (what do you call the non-socks - feet?) regulars.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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04-29-2004, 01:27 PM
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#3659
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Too Lazy to Google
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 4,460
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
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Yep, you got a horse face.
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IRL I'm Charming.
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04-29-2004, 01:27 PM
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#3660
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,097
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ANNOUNCEMENTS!
1. I AM TOTALLY FUCKING SICK OF REALITY TV! NO MORE REALITY TV SHOWS! EVER!
2. There is nothing in the world better than an overtime playoff hockey game, not sex, not cheesecake, not Cold Stone Creamery Ice Cream, not Jennifer Connelly -- nothing!
But she definitely does it for me.
[replaced freakishly large photo with link. ncs]
Replaced link to freakishly large photo with freakishly hot, smaller photo -- PT.
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C'mon Pookie, let's burn this motherfucker down.
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