A frolic in Cambodia

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You spend all your money on super duper dice and your gift giving suffers.

TM

I'm just happy that this discussion has unmasked another Britisher in disguise. Good show, TM.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Chocolate port? That sounds wonderful. I didn't know there was such a thing.

I had no idea such a thing existed either until Friday night. I am not certain, but I think it was this one. It was heavenly.

[Shape Shifter]

Rolling Stone has announced that it has conclusively established the 500 Greatest Songs of All Time Ever.

http://www.rollingstone.com/news/sto...rank/pagenum/1

I guess I'm still feeling mellow enough after the long weekend that I can't get all sebby over something this stupid.

And this mermaid



makes me wonder how Mounds View, MN got its name, though it does answer questions about why bilmore spends so much time kayaking.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
No, they open the spigot on the box. Or, if it's a special occasion, unscrew the lid.



I shall now wait, on tenterhooks, for Atticus or whoever to chime in about "very good wines" that have screw tops. Because they can't just accept a classist elitist snob joke for what it is.

yum. box wine.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I hope she isn't a heightist fuck.

Not sure what's meant there, but in any event I'm guessing you'll need at least a small ladder.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I've had several of this basic design over the years, and the first one was the best. There's something weird about the newer ones, and it's hard to get the leverage right. You have to lower the bottle below countertop height in order to open them.

Yes, what is it about the leverage? If it's up on the counter, you can't get the leverage right. Also if the bottle has a wax top or plastic cork you are better off using something like this made by Henckels. It also opens beer.
My advice - get both.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
And this mermaid



makes me wonder how Mounds View, MN got its name, though it does answer questions about why bilmore spends so much time kayaking.

I am not at all surprised that Minnesota is far and away the leader of the pack with the most entries in the Gallery of Huge Beings, with only Illinois even coming close. Moreover, the Gallery does not even include the giant snowman that I have biked past more times than I can count.

http://www.worldslargestthings.com/m...ta/snowman.htm

God, that thing freaks me out. It almost makes me think it is a bad idea to go riding while high.

Almost.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I had no idea such a thing existed either until Friday night. I am not certain, but I think it was this one. It was heavenly.

Hope that was it. I just ordered it.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower

God, that thing freaks me out. It almost makes me think it is a bad idea to go riding while high.

Almost.

We climbed on this while high. We had to form a pyramid to get up - it involved very intricate maneuvers. Luckily we were in complete control of our senses.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I am not at all surprised that Minnesota is far and away the leader of the pack with the most entries in the Gallery of Huge Beings, with only Illinois even coming close. Moreover, the Gallery does not even include the giant snowman that I have biked past more times than I can count.

http://www.worldslargestthings.com/m...ta/snowman.htm

God, that thing freaks me out. It almost makes me think it is a bad idea to go riding while high.

Almost.

I was prepared to be all amazed by a huge snowman, but it's just concrete in the SHAPE of a snowman. What a gyp. I want my money back.

I do like the trapdoor in the ass, though.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
God, that thing freaks me out. It almost makes me think it is a bad idea to go riding while high.

Almost.

Exploding lava lamp kills man
KENT, Wash. - A man who placed a lava lamp on a hot stovetop was killed when it exploded and sent a shard of glass into his heart, police said.
Philip Quinn, 24, was found dead in his trailer home Sunday night by his parents.

“Why on earth he was heating a lava lamp on the stove, we don’t know,”

I found it funny that they had to add this at the end...Police found no evidence of drug or alcohol use.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by NotFromHere

When I watch NFL games on Fox and see the Falcons designated through a tiny graphical clip of the lower left edge of the bird's wing, I don't quite get the point of it then, either.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
We climbed on this while high. We had to form a pyramid to get up - it involved very intricate maneuvers. Luckily we were in complete control of our senses.

Hard to believe you were in complete control of your senses, given the size of that cloud of pot smoke behind you.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I was prepared to be all amazed by a huge snowman, but it's just concrete in the SHAPE of a snowman. What a gyp. I want my money back.

I do like the trapdoor in the ass, though.

Look, they lost the magical hat, and the original melted.

So do you want a concrete snowman, or do you think the crowds will come visit a bucket of fucking water?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Look, they lost the magical hat, and the original melted.

So do you want a concrete snowman, or do you think the crowds will come visit a bucket of fucking water?

If I can't have a real snowman, I don't want a snowman at all.

I can't believe no one is making trapdoor-in-the-ass jokes.