Toronto Trim's Hotel Cum Drop-in Centre

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
So the duly impressive organ was an engorged clit?

I predict a whiff.

Originally posted by ironweed
That's even colder than the saline solution in a dead dog's veins.

I can't believe that Lester the indigenous peoples molester is on vacation in Peru. Where's my/ vacation to a third world country where life and cocaine are equally cheap? S'nofair. And how do you say "spittle" in Quechua? Paigow? Anyone?

I am a little rusty but lets give it a shot. Hay llueve de la boca de El Molesto

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Hey, thanks. I finally got an avator. Its only been like, what... 3 years?

I was hoping you woudl go with the naked torso but this one also works nicely with "Chick Magnet". Not sure about Monty Capulleti, whoever that is.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think Starfucks has discontinued the chocolate muffins. At least, at my work location. Bastards. Dammit. The croissant pastry is chewy and stale, and the only other chocolate-y breakfast item is that stupid orange meltaway thing, which is orange-y and too sweet.

In time for wonk's breakfast: clearly they realized that the quality of those muffins were out of line with Starbucks' commitment to quality. So they discontinued them.

Carry on.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Does a Bear whiff in the woods?

Whiff and the whole board whiffs with you.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I was hoping you woudl go with the naked torso but this one also works nicely with "Chick Magnet". Not sure about Monty Capulleti, whoever that is.

Easy Money. A masterwork.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Hey, thanks. I finally got an avator. Its only been like, what... 3 years?

Just off the top of my head, I'd guess you became a member, when ... sometime around March 2003, maybe? That'd make it, let me see, math is kinda hard, uh, carry the one, okay ... 2. 25 years.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Easy Money. A masterwork.

Other than porn that was the first VHS i ever owned. Still have it (as well as the porn).

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Just off the top of my head, I'd guess you became a member, when ... sometime around March 2003, maybe? That'd make it, let me see, math is kinda hard, uh, carry the one, okay ... 2. 25 years.

Is that taking into account the leap year in '04?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Just off the top of my head, I'd guess you became a member, when ... sometime around March 2003, maybe? That'd make it, let me see, math is kinda hard, uh, carry the one, okay ... 2. 25 years.

If an avacoda is not a vegetable...

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If an avacoda is not a vegetable...

then why is it always served on veggie sandwiches?


mmmmm, veggie sandwhiff.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If an avacoda is not a vegetable...

If it helps, I thought your joke about Taxwonk made perfect sense.

[dtb]

So, I've dug out from the hot steaming pile that was waiting for me upon my return to the office, and thought I'd leave you all with the following pearls:

Warning - Turn down your sound!

Originally posted by dtb
So, I've dug out from the hot steaming pile that was waiting for me upon my return to the office, and thought I'd leave you all with the following pearls:

Warning - Turn down your sound!

That's the voice of the kid that's the kidnapper
I do my work and then I catch my ticket to Jamaica.
Meet me in the alley, make sure you bring the money
This ain't the seventies I'm far from a jive turkey