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11-11-2005, 01:43 PM
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#3661
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cupping
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Originally posted by Gattigap
Church fellowship hall with one of those thin rugs that you can play sports on. By day, a cavernous meeting room-slash-dining room. By night (and on weekends), the rims come down and the lights come up, baybee.
But we never, ever, dive for the ball.
Gattigap
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If I'm on a rug and someone's telllig me to take it to the hole...
Eh, that jokes no good...
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11-11-2005, 01:44 PM
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#3662
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
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Hair
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I might just let it go full bore and go for the Owen Wilson thing. How do you get that look to work?
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1. Break nose. Set poorly.
2. Soak hair in lemon juice overnight.
3. Trim with this:
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11-11-2005, 01:44 PM
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#3663
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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cupping
Quote:
Originally posted by Gattigap
Church fellowship hall with one of those thin rugs that you can play sports on. By day, a cavernous meeting room-slash-dining room. By night (and on weekends), the rims come down and the lights come up, baybee.
But we never, ever, dive for the ball.
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I used to play ball at a park with this guy, who it turns out was a serious Baptist. He told me some of his congregation had a pickup game Thursday nights, and they needed another player one week. So I grab a gym pack and go. Gym had a wood floor and all, but here's the thing- the T-shirt I grabbed was a vintage Peter Tosh "Legalize It" with T on the front blowing a huge spliff and with leaves all around.
Perfect outdoor court shirt- but I wasn't sure how it would go over at the Alexandria First Baptist gym. I wore it inside out, but I think they could see what it was, especially a game or two into the night. I was never invited back 
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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11-11-2005, 01:47 PM
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#3664
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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cupping
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
What kind of crazy-ass, backwards abomination are you talking about?
TM
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Don't get bamboozled. This is the white man's newest way to slow a brother down, like how they change the course to fuck with Tiger.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 11-11-2005 at 04:12 PM..
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11-11-2005, 01:49 PM
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#3665
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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cupping
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I used to play ball at a park with this guy, who it turns out was a serious Baptist. He told me some of his congregation had a pickup game Thursday nights, and they needed another player one week. So I grab a gym pack and go. Gym had a wood floor and all, but here's the thing- the T-shirt I grabbed was a vintage Peter Tosh "Legalize It" with T on the front blowing a huge spliff and with leaves all around.
Perfect outdoor court shirt- but I wasn't sure how it would go over at the Alexandria First Baptist gym. I wore it inside out, but I think they could see what it was, especially a game or two into the night. I was never invited back
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And you think it was because of the t-shirt?
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11-11-2005, 01:51 PM
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#3666
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Hair
Quote:
Originally posted by Gattigap
1. Break nose. Set poorly.
2. Soak hair in lemon juice overnight.
3. Trim with this:
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Crap. You screwed up the flowbee thing I was going for.
 And while looking for the Flowbee I found this.
The smart way to eat donuts.
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Last edited by NotFromHere; 11-11-2005 at 01:55 PM..
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11-11-2005, 01:58 PM
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#3667
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Hair
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Crap. You screwed up the flowbee thing I was going for.
And while looking for the Flowbee I found this.
The smart way to eat donuts.
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RT, can you explain the difference between a spam spider and nfh?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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11-11-2005, 01:58 PM
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#3668
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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cupping
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
And you think it was because of the t-shirt?
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He blacked out the behavior he exhibitted in the lockeroom post-game which led to the banishment.
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11-11-2005, 02:01 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Hair
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
RT, can you explain the difference between a spam spider and nfh?
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This is your best material. Bravo. |
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11-11-2005, 02:01 PM
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#3670
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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1, 2, 3, 4
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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11-11-2005, 02:03 PM
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#3671
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Dame Liz
What is it with old women and big jewelry?
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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11-11-2005, 02:11 PM
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Patch Diva
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Winter Wonderland
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Sebastian Jr.? That name blows. You should call him Thurgreed.
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Is that a subtle dig?
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No. I haven't been back long enough to start making digs, subtle or not.** I should have continued my post to say that I was planning to post somthing similar until I scrolled and realized you'd already posted something funnier.
**My snarky posts to Penske being in the category of friendly banter, not actual digs. |
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11-11-2005, 02:20 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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Sebastian Jr.? That name blows. You should call him Thurgreed.
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Originally posted by Fugee
No. I haven't been back long enough to start making digs, subtle or not.** I should have continued my post to say that I was planning to post somthing similar until I scrolled and realized you'd already posted something funnier.
**My snarky posts to Penske being in the category of friendly banter, not actual digs.
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Fugee was going to make a joke about Less blowing Jimmy Kimmell? Nice! For those of you tracking signs of the apocalypse, this may be another.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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11-11-2005, 02:23 PM
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#3674
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Patch Diva
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 4,607
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cupping
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Perfect outdoor court shirt- but I wasn't sure how it would go over at the Alexandria First Baptist gym. I wore it inside out, but I think they could see what it was, especially a game or two into the night. I was never invited back
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Had to have been your BBall skillz, not the t-shirt. If it had been just the t-shirt, they'd have viewed you as their own personal mission field and invited you back to get you saved!
ETA: Doggone it! I really should remember to scroll then post. nfh beat me to the punch and in better style!
Last edited by Fugee; 11-11-2005 at 02:25 PM..
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11-11-2005, 02:23 PM
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#3675
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Dame Liz
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
What is it with old women and big jewelry?
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