Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[bilmore]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I would ask how the hell you ran acros this, but frankly, I'm afraid you'd tell me.

I think his firm finally got one of those "Our Lawyers" websites.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
I'd bang AdL, if he weren't married and got rid of the stupid avatar.

See that's why I keep Rodman around, to fend off home-wrecking sluts like Sunny.

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I believe you are dissing the wrong "not" moniker. If not then fuck you. What the fuck did we ever do to you? And bitch, please - I'd be happy to be voted off this island where the socks (the irritating ones) are now posting more than the (what do you call the non-socks - feet?) regulars.

bitch, please does not work for you.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Same here, though the "ass to ass" scene in "Requiem for a Dream" soured me for a little while.

My wife is wondering why the DVD seems to skip on that part of the movie. I think I melted the disk by watching it frame by frame.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Same here, though the "ass to ass" scene in "Requiem for a Dream" soured me for a little while.

What scene was that?

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
My wife is wondering why the DVD seems to skip on that part of the movie. I think I melted the disk by watching it frame by frame.

Haven't tried that yet, as I first rented it on VHS. I'll check it out.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Any you look like the sphinter of that fat dude Thurgreed posted, and no amount of Hickey Freeman is ever going to make up for that. But whatever...

You're in a water hazard on that drive.

Hit a mulligan, stumpy.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
What scene was that?

Did you see the film? I don't want to spoil it for thise who have not. It was at the end at the party with all of the young gentlemen.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by Not Me
It is so obvious who the unattractive people on this board are. Does anyone doubt Sebby has a back full of hair?

SD is hot. No idea about the back hair, but if I were a chick, I'd hit it.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
See that's why I keep Rodman around, to fend off home-wrecking sluts like Sunny.

Who are you calling a home-wrecking slut?????????????

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I belong to his gym. You want no part of that action. he's hung like a shi tzu.

That's not very friendly, SD. Don't lie to the woman.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
SD is hot. No idea about the back hair, but if I were a chick, I'd hit it.

I'll jump the fence for the right amount of cash, but I'm a lot more expensive than Not Me.

It'll cost at least a book of food stamps, and none of that S&H shit. You can't even send out a letter with that stuff.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
bitch, please does not work for you.

Thank you oh wise one. I'll make a note not to use it in your presence in the future.

What about fuck you? Does fuck you work for me?

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
SD is hot. No idea about the back hair, but if I were a chick, I'd hit it.

I usually use the phrase "hit that" rather than "hit it." As in, "that dude's wife? Yeah, I totally hit that."

Have I been doing something wrong?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
So when the guy down the hall invites me to go skeet shooting with him, what should I say? I'd be a little embarrassed. I'm not that accurate with the pump-action.

Are you sure you're not the target?

TM