imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I approve.

You're easy.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
the Heart Ball

I was thinking about this. If the cardiology charity event is the Heart Ball, and it's apparently called that in a lot of the country, what are the events for colon cancer research and/or urology
called?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I was thinking about this. If the cardiology charity event is the Heart Ball, and it's apparently called that in a lot of the country, what are the events for colon cancer research and/or urology
called?

Golden Ball and Ass-Fucking Ball.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I was thinking about this. If the cardiology charity event is the Heart Ball, and it's apparently called that in a lot of the country, what are the events for colon cancer research and/or urology
called?

the Secret Policeman's Other Ball.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I was thinking about this. If the cardiology charity event is the Heart Ball, and it's apparently called that in a lot of the country, what are the events for colon cancer research and/or urology
called?

It's sophmoric, but they're called "Coming Out Parties."

botd-

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I was thinking about this. If the cardiology charity event is the Heart Ball, and it's apparently called that in a lot of the country, what are the events for colon cancer research and/or urology
called?

And I suppose the event for testicular cancer would be the Ball^2.

[Shape Shifter]

What color hair dye is she using? Walnut? Espresso? 10W40?

[NotFromHere]

Under prosecution questioning, McLarty said Blake complained to him about his wife, showed him where she lived at his home, and pointed out a place where “someone could go up the stairs at night and pop her.”

Asked by the prosecutor if Blake led him to believe he wanted him to commit the crime, McLarty said, “It was obvious.” But at another point McLarty said, “I insinuated it.”

[Flinty_McFlint]

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I was thinking about this. If the cardiology charity event is the Heart Ball, and it's apparently called that in a lot of the country, what are the events for colon cancer research and/or urology
called?
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Golden Ball and Ass-Fucking Ball.

Originally posted by gwinky
the Secret Policeman's Other Ball.

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
It's sophmoric, but they're called "Coming Out Parties."

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
And I suppose the event for testicular cancer would be the Ball^2.

Aha, so that means I can still trademark my name and make a million licensing it out to charities: The Bowel Function.

Gatti, get on this one.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint

Aha, so that means I can still trademark my name and make a million licensing it out to charities: The Bowel Function.

Gatti, get on this one.

You might want to rethink this one, Flinty. You're going to have trouble getting anyone, except for a choice few, to attend an event called the Bowel Function. I'm just sayin.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
You might want to rethink this one, Flinty. You're going to have trouble getting anyone, except for a choice few, to attend an event called the Bowel Function. I'm just sayin.

I think he's okay, as long as he doesn't hold it on Super Bowel Weekend.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I think he's okay, as long as he doesn't hold it on Super Bowel Weekend.

Yes, noted. It also won't be a black tie event. Well, at least not by the end of the night.

[Atticus Grinch]

We all basically knew that, given our strange and wondrous universe, The Piña Colada Song would eventually come true, but who knew it would be in Jordan? Also, the monkeys responsible for writing this fucking reality show we call life had better get back to their typewriters, 'cause they got the ending wrong.

In other news, http://www.uglybreastimplants.com/. As if Ty needed another blog addiction. {Spree: NOT SAFE FOR WORK.}

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Aha, so that means I can still trademark my name and make a million licensing it out to charities: The Bowel Function.

It's the beginning of a movement.

TM

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I think he's okay, as long as he doesn't hold it on Super Bowel Weekend.

haha poop!

ha haha

poop!