Merry Generic Winter Day-Off With No Religious Content

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Available at my house yesterday:

Bagel dogs
Chili cheese dip w/fritos
Peanut butter cookies
Jalapeno Poppers
Tater tots

Was Britney looking good?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Hmmm. I did, in fact, mix my own, but I would follow the directions religiously. One packet of Lipton Onion Soup Mix to one container of cour cream, if I recall correctly. Your recipe seems like it might be a bit too sour creamy.

non-fat sour cream works well too. fyi. if you are into weirdo synthetic-type food that tastes the same as the non-synthetic food.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Was Britney looking good?

He forgot cheetos for that.

and what the heck are bagel dogs. like pigs in a blanket but bagel-y?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by dtb
All this football talk is fascinating, but can we get back to snack food discussion?

I just assembled a concoction of macadamia nuts and raisins (dumping some raisins in the macadamia nut jar and shaking vigorously) and the results are rather satisfying.

It's not Combos, but it'll do in a pinch.

Aren't there like 1000 calories/cup of macadamia nuts?

[bold_n_brazen]

Remember the other day when I was complaining that I wanted a new car?

I have a bigger problem now.

I want a new house.

That is all.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Was Britney looking good?

The white-trashedness of the spread was discussed (and then ignored after realizing how delicious it was). I rarely eat stuff like that, and now I know why. It destroys your stomach.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ironweed
Hi! But outing me as a violent, hotheaded African soccer player is not so cool.

I just outed you as an African soccer player. The "violent, hotheaded" thing is redundant. So, anyway, it is not really like an outing at all. Africa is a huge place with a ton of people, almost all of whom play soccer. Mellow the fuck out for once.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Cletus Miller
Oh, everyone is talking about how shitty Grossman can be. But he only has a real problem if the Bears are behind. All year, he's been fine with a lead, but he loses his mind if the Bears are behind by more than 3--then the only hope is for the defense or special teams to score. If the Colts get out to an early lead, Rex is only likely to make it worse.

I realize Rex bashing is all the rage. But he looked pretty good to me yesterday. The scoreboard seemed to think so, too.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
non-fat sour cream works well too.

No it does not. It's an abomination, just like fat-free ranch.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
My munchkin, who was plagued by medical problems from the get-go, had a stroke and died about 3 weeks' ago. It was very unexpected and sad.

I'm sorry about your cat.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
The white-trashedness of the spread was discussed (and then ignored after realizing how delicious it was). I rarely eat stuff like that, and now I know why. It destroys your stomach.

next, someone is going to opine about chex party mix or some shit.

That dip is def. w/t. it is so salty the thought of it bleh.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone

She looks just like the new junior staffer that started in our office last week. Assuming I knew what the staffer looked like almost nekkid.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
The white-trashedness of the spread was discussed (and then ignored after realizing how delicious it was). I rarely eat stuff like that, and now I know why. It destroys your stomach.

The hyper-salted head buzz you encounter on the road to stomach destruction is well worth the aftermath. It is like meth-squared, and the only thing that can bring you down is reading a dozen or so dtb posts about Jane Eyre or Jane Austen or some other really boring Jane chick.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
The hyper-salted head buzz you encounter on the road to stomach destruction is well worth the aftermath. It is like meth-squared, and the only thing that can bring you down is reading a dozen or so dtb posts about Jane Eyre or Jane Austen or some other really boring Jane chick.

So you need what? Ten or eleven more?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by dtb
So you need what? Ten or eleven more?

Right. I have not had the dip yet, though, so post them at your leisure.