Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by dc_chef
Yep. How about the Ford Mustang II? Or the Pontiac Aztek? Or the Porsche 914? Or the Cadillac Cimmaron?

Renault Fuego.
Current Monte Carlo
Subaru SVX

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by leagleaze
The worst cars of all time. At least according to forbes/msnbc. Any additions?

My father drove a cricket for a few years back in the 70s.



He totalled it in a parking lot going 5 mph.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
What the hell kind of deviant are you, masochistic freak? Next thing we'll be hearing that you don't like dick.

I like dick just fine. I simply prefer that he stay in his own pants and leave mine alone.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
What the hell kind of deviant are you, masochistic freak? Next thing we'll be hearing that you don't like dick.

I don't think she knows dick.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by leagleaze
I like dick just fine. I simply prefer that he stay in his own pants and leave mine alone.

I was going to say "If you were normal, you would be praying for dick to come out of his pants" but thought that might be offensive.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by leagleaze
The worst cars of all time. At least according to forbes/msnbc. Any additions?

When Dad totalled his Cricket he went out and got himself a Spitfire.



It's a great car when you have five kids. And a deathwish.

Dad had very bad judgment in automobiles.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I was going to say "If you were normal, you would be praying for dick to come out of his pants" but thought that might be offensive.

Its cool, just remember rule #1 of offensive jokes; always end with "just kidding some of my best friends _____."
here, "don't like dick."

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
I just wanted to let everyone know that Dany Heatley is playing tomorrow against the Blues. ...today I care about nothing but Dany Heatley and our renewed hopes for Stanley Cup glory.

:sportswav

Until my boy Prongs plants a stick in his chops, that is...

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I was going to say "If you were normal, you would be praying for dick to come out of his pants" but thought that might be offensive.

ltl, you could never be offensive.

As we all know, or at least as Santorum knows, I am not normal. Rather, I am a sick, perverted, deviant who engages in unholy and wanton activities with other women.



mmm wanton activities.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by leagleaze
ltl, you could never be offensive.

As we all know, or at least as Santorum knows, I am not normal. Rather, I am a sick, perverted, deviant who engages in unholy and wanton activities with other women.



mmm wanton activities.

Man-pleaser.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Man-pleaser.

Nah, I don't let them watch. I'm more of a man-teaser.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Nah, I don't let them watch. I'm more of a man-teaser.

I think the word you are looking for is cockteaser.

On a separate note, how annoying is the movie that is about stealing "the" answers to the SAT? Anyone know if they are actually dealing with the issue of there being like 10 different versions of the test?

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Nah, I don't let them watch. I'm more of a man-teaser.

Without the actual teasing of course...

By the way, I watched that L Word show the other night so I can now relate.*

mmmm.... wanton activities. Indeed.



*This is a joke. There's really no way I can relate. Just trying to be like that doofus at your office...

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by leagleaze
As we all know, or at least as Santorum knows, I am not normal. Rather, I am a sick, perverted, deviant who engages in unholy and wanton activities with other women.

And I don't think anyone here had a problem with this as long as your avatar was a symbolic pink triangle making this clear to all. just go back to the book covers, and we'll be one happy family under a big rainbow tent.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Aloha relates

I understand sister, I most certainly do. I embrace and appreciate your efforts to understand the lesbian mind through television, and welcome you as an honorary lesbian. I have no doubt that you can truly and completely appreciate the trials and tribulations of the lesbian through modern media.

Did you like the L Word? It had very little sex this week. How distressing. Perhaps it will have more again next week. Otherwise what is the point of a show about lesbians? The nerve of some people.