Less to See than on NHL Center Ice® - Page 248

Mister_Ruysbroeck · 03-16-2005, 05:13 PM

I just thought she would like to see my avatar over and over again.

I never knew there was a 30 second timer for the rest of you peons, but now that you mention it, I think I will up the time limit to 10 minutes.

Shape Shifter · 03-16-2005, 05:13 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
admin abuse alert!

hey, motherfucker, how about turning off the "post once every 30 seconds feature" for the rest of us as well?

admin abuse alert!

2. If you're going to live in the e-world, you have to play by the e-rules.

sebastian_dangerfield · 03-16-2005, 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Do you think your marriage is going to last?

Either that works on many levels, or none. Expound.

Mister_Ruysbroeck · 03-16-2005, 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
2. If you're going to live in the e-world, you have to play by the e-rules.

Why, so you can win at e-life?

Flinty_McFlint · 03-16-2005, 05:16 PM

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Originally posted by ironweed
May I offer this for flinty:

Many thanks. I am actually wearing a pink shirt today, so it's totally appropriate.

I'm right handed though, and would never hold a pistol that way, but thanks.

robustpuppy · 03-16-2005, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
I just thought she would like to see my avatar over and over again.

I never knew there was a 30 second timer for the rest of you peons, but now that you mention it, I think I will up the time limit to 10 minutes.

1. She doesn't dislike your avatar per se, she merely thinks it doesn't suit you. So you might not actually have displeased her with your display of defensitude.

2. Peons? Careful, you might be called a megalomaniac.

robustpuppy · 03-16-2005, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Many thanks. I am actually wearing a pink shirt today, so it's totally appropriate.

I'm right handed though, and would never hold a pistol that way, but thanks.

For the record, I love all your simian avatars.

greatwhitenorthchick · 03-16-2005, 05:19 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
GWNC gets #4 (#1 if I'm feeling randy).

Do I make you randy? Horny? Yeah, baby.

Speaking of which, I cannot stop buying underwear (non-candy). It's just all so sexy and I must have it. I can't figure out if men actually like it or whether grannies would do, they come off so fast anyway.

03-16-2005, 05:19 PM

since i cant fucking catch up between this job and the endless "how I will kill myself when I find out I amdying" posts that nobody cares about (wow, ltl is gonna eat herself to death? interesting), I will just post on AI now,.

First chick- Jessica Sierra? the only thing I remember about her is she has the name of a porn star and chunky thighs

Anwar- When he started, I thought it soudned just like Moon River again and that it was starting to get stale. Then he got better and it was great. Thank god Simon said he was boring bc I hope he does somethign different. Until then he will always be my second favorite.

Linday the Italianc chick- she sucks. good bye.

Chicken guy - He sucks, good bye next week

Constantine- sorry barely, but if i didntknow he was on Elimidate, Iw ould think he is hot. But that doesnt mean I dont think he sucks. That was as good as he is gonna get and it wasnt so good.

Nadia- well done. only tolerable female.

Michaela- Get that Leona Helmsley faced idiot off my tv. I cant take that face. Man is she peculiar looking. Its too distracting.

The Fat- I don't like him. He looks liek the Hitler of a pig and potato holocaust.

Bo- I just love this guy. I love his voice. He reminds me of chris robinson but totally different. I would actually love to hear his original music. And Bo Bice is a great name.

Carrie- I thought that was a pretty good Tania Twain impersonation. I think she will be successful as a processed country singer.

Nikko- good MJ impersonation. He will benefit from more contestants and less cuts but he really needs to lose that castrato thing. Its unpleasant.

Mister_Ruysbroeck · 03-16-2005, 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Peons? Careful, you might be called a megalomaniac.

I prefer to be called the "Grand Poobah."

Gattigap · 03-16-2005, 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
fringe.

Burmashave!

03-16-2005, 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Next week I'm aiming for Doc Severinsen.

Now excuse me, whilst I borrow your paper and take it into the shitter

This first line was actually kinda funny. But you are confusing him with ShapeShitter.

Hank Chinaski · 03-16-2005, 05:24 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
1. She doesn't dislike your avatar per se, she merely thinks it doesn't suit you. So you might not actually have displeased her with your display of defensitude.

Is his avatar the office worker guy who was really Tyler- or Tyler?
The office worker guy who was really Tyler might work for him.

Alex_de_Large · 03-16-2005, 05:24 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
This first line was actually kinda funny. But you are confusing him with ShapeShitter.

Or not.

03-16-2005, 05:24 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
Jesus H. Christ, Dangerfield, soy fucking shakes? Soy? What the fuck have you become? When did you turn into some sort of tree-hugging, Widespread-following, birkenstock-wearing hippie pussy?

Soy? Soy? Like, real milk is too fucking dangerous for you? "Ooooh, Not Bob, an actual milkshake might have trans-fats in it. Or my LDL will go up."

Sigh. It's like I don't even know who you are anymore.

Wow., I really don't like it when you get angry and critical and start swearing. This must be what it feels like to find out that your dad is a cross dresser.