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[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I didn't mean to imply there was something inherently wrong with divorce, either. I did end a long relationship early last year, but we were not married.

Right. Some of my best friends are divorced losers. God, what losers they are for getting divorced. Losers.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by baltassoc
Nothing is worse than musical theater, but I agree that some subgeneres are worse than others, and Billy Joel may top that. Not that I actually mind Billy Joel, but argh.

I went to the Elton John / Billy Joel concert. Sort of. I lived right next to the stadium and listened from a balcony. It was pretty decent, in a quiet hits of the 70s kind of way. Based on the crowd I watch filing in and out, I think you underestimate both of their 40-60 y.o. white suburban fan base.

Fag.

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I didn't mean to imply there was something inherently wrong with divorce, either. I did end a long relationship early last year, but we were not married.

You found out he wanted to buy a PT Cruiser?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Unfortunately there are naked pictures on my hard drive. Of me, pre-pregnancy. Sigh. I really looked good.

Well, thankfully its just your IT guy. He's got hot tail lined up around the corner of the building... Anyone else would probably masturbate all over his Superman comics and Taco Bell wrappers to those pictures.

"Irwin, I need you to look at this hard driii..."

"Shut that fuckin door! SHUT IT!!! SHUT IT!!!"

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Right. Some of my best friends are divorced losers. God, what losers they are for getting divorced. Losers.

Interesting. Most of my friends are still married.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Interesting. Most of my friends are still married.

Actually, I don't have any good friends who have gotten divorced. Yet.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Unfortunately there are naked pictures on my hard drive. Of me, pre-pregnancy. Sigh. I really looked good.

The resolution on this monitor is poor, but I have to admit.... you've got a nice rack there. But the landing strip is so 2002.

Why the strange faces. You look like you're modeling for a car show.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I thought you got married, got a divorce, and then mantrapped some guy.

That is me. But I am not knocked up. yet.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I want it recorded in the Book of Life that I have atoned as well as Hank, and I am leaving this one alone.

I am going to confession this weekend and then perhaps we can start anew. Platonically.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm clearly kidding about the mantrapping, but I honestly thought that you had been married and then divorced, NTTAWWT.

That's fringey and me. It was an amicable divorce, though, so no worries. In fact, we're kinda like Bruce and Demi -- and Str8 and I get along real well.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The resolution on this monitor is poor, but I have to admit.... you've got a nice rack there. But the landing strip is so 2002.

Why the strange faces. You look like you're modeling for a car show.

You told me on PM that you hated her huge nipples.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I'm not infatuated with the rule. But I do think it makes more sense than yours.

First off, the problem was that not only the catcher, but all of the fielders, thought the ump called him out. The catcher rolled the ball to the mound, where the pitcher could easily have picked it up, had he known. They weren't faked out by the runner going to the dugout, they were faked out by the ump. The White Sox figured out first that everyone was mistaken. Oh well.

This is quite often how it happens. In fact, frequently the pitcher is running off the mound before the catcher throws the ball back towards the mound. Although unlikely, allowing a batter to go all the way to the edge of the dugout and then letting him turn around and run to first is absolutely ridiculous.

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
The problem with your fix is that it will create arguments as to whether he was going to first or going to the dugout in many instances.

Doubtful, but I see your point.

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
If his swing follow through carries him away from first, how do you rule?

Not your best example. As for your other example, like for a righty, whose team is at home, I see your point about him taking a step toward the dugout and (kind of) first base.

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Could you draw a better rule than the current one? Sure. Why not say the dirt circle around home plate? Put some chalk down, and make it relevant on this play and plays at the plate. That might be better. But I don't think it solves the problem of last night.

Last night's problem needs to be solved by having the umpire say, so everyone could here it, "Out." If you don't hear it, much like a whistle in football and basketball, you keep playing.

TM

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You told me on PM that you hated her huge nipples.

What's to hate?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by baltassoc
I regret having given my daughter a name that sounds a lot like my mother's dog's name. Imagine her embarrassment of mixing them up.

Pee all over her couch?

But I don't think the dog would notice.

TM

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Right. Some of my best friends are divorced losers. God, what losers they are for getting divorced. Losers.

Thanks, man.

Just the boost I need to make it through the rest of my day.