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08-02-2006, 11:30 AM
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#3706
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
...I'm in the kitchen, pan-frying some perch that I caught* this weekend, and I turn on the TV. [/i].
*God, I am manly.
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Did you catch the fish by snaring them on some barbed hooks hanging from your cock?
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08-02-2006, 11:33 AM
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#3707
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Did you catch the fish by snaring them on some barbed hooks hanging from your cock?
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Prince Albert longlining is banned in Lake Michigan.
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08-02-2006, 11:42 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Prince Albert longlining is banned in Lake Michigan.
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Why?
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08-02-2006, 11:47 AM
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#3709
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Why?
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For safety reasons. They're worried about Coltrane's giant cock getting loose.
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08-02-2006, 11:47 AM
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#3710
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So...
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Did you catch the fish by snaring them on some barbed hooks hanging from your cock?
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when semi-erect his penis has a pronouced curve to it- plus its pretty pointy. He might have been able to do this au naturale. Do perch have teeth?
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08-02-2006, 11:51 AM
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
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Some guy hooked a jet ski and had his member torn off in front of a Girl Scout outing...
And something to do with depletion of the pike population.
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08-02-2006, 11:54 AM
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#3712
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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So...
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Prince Albert longlining is banned in Lake Michigan.
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You and Flower may have both typed sentences that have never been typed before.
And, I guess we were sorta longlining since we were using rigs with two separate hooks (each with its own minnow).
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08-02-2006, 12:05 PM
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#3713
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
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What comes by nature costs no money.
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I've never tried it, but I have a buddy who swears by it. The thought of it disgusts me, and I'm not easily disgusted.
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I once lost half of my right big toe to a massive infestation of plantars' warts. Literally. Corn starch was not involved.
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08-02-2006, 12:21 PM
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#3714
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What comes by nature costs no money.
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
I once lost half of my right big toe to a massive infestation of plantars' warts. Literally. Corn starch was not involved.
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TMI. |
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08-02-2006, 12:37 PM
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What comes by nature costs no money.
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
TMI.
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Oh. I thought we were sharing honestly. I am all about open honest communication.
sorry. :blush:
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-02-2006, 12:41 PM
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#3716
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
TMI.
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It appears to be all men and you today. We men can discuss such things.
I hereby dub the FB "ScrotaLand" for today!
And with these 100 degree temps, boy are mine hanging low..
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-02-2006, 12:42 PM
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#3717
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What comes by nature costs no money.
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Oh. I thought we were sharing honestly. I am all about open honest communication.
sorry. :blush:
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ROTFLMAO
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08-02-2006, 12:43 PM
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#3718
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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What comes by nature costs no money.
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It appears to be all men and you today. We men can discuss such things.
I hereby dub the FB "ScrotaLand" for today!
And with these 100 degree temps, boy are mine hanging low..
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Good, then you can all flirt with me and boost my ego. I'm surrounded by boys! |
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08-02-2006, 12:43 PM
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#3719
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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What comes by nature costs no money.
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It appears to be all men and you today. We men can discuss such things.
I hereby dub the FB "ScrotaLand" for today!
And with these 100 degree temps, boy are mine hanging low..
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If you consider Flower a "man," I can only hope you only raise daughters.
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08-02-2006, 12:49 PM
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#3720
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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What comes by nature costs no money.
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It appears to be all men and you today. We men can discuss such things.
I hereby dub the FB "ScrotaLand" for today!
And with these 100 degree temps, boy are mine hanging low..
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Try not wearing underwear... the sweat and humidity sticks them to your legs. Keeps them up high - pert and perky.
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