Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
When Dad totalled his Cricket he went out and got himself a Spitfire.



It's a great car when you have five kids. And a deathwish.

Dad had very bad judgment in automobiles.

Speaking of death wish, I had a boss who had one of these MG Midgets which ran when it wanted to and seized on the freeway at random times. He nearly got run down trying to cross the freeway while he left his abandonned "classic" in the middle lane.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think the word you are looking for is cockteaser.

On a separate note, how annoying is the movie that is about stealing "the" answers to the SAT? Anyone know if they are actually dealing with the issue of there being like 10 different versions of the test?

Ugh. Don't even get me started.

Anyway, if you love dogs and don't like getting all choked up when you watch TV, don't watch the HBO program called Shelter Dogs, which is on here right now. The Dobie in the makeshift neck brace is whining, and it's killing me. And my puppy is very concerned. She can't take her eyes off the TV screen.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think the word you are looking for is cockteaser.

On a separate note, how annoying is the movie that is about stealing "the" answers to the SAT? Anyone know if they are actually dealing with the issue of there being like 10 different versions of the test?

Stop trying to bring logic into movie-making.

I am looking forward to seeing it on HBO next year so I can compare Darius Miles's acting with the other great hoops actors: Ray Allen, Shaq Deisel, and all of the guest stars from Eddie, Forget Paris, and Like Mike (AI and Dirk, good; JKidd, not).

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
On a separate note, how annoying is the movie that is about stealing "the" answers to the SAT? Anyone know if they are actually dealing with the issue of there being like 10 different versions of the test?

This seems to be a rather minor oversight, given that we're talking about an industry that has, since Errol Flynn's days, been acting as if there are Europeans with perfect teeth.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by leagleaze
I embrace and appreciate your efforts to understand the lesbian mind through television, and welcome you as an honorary lesbian.

The guys will be jealous, but thanks...

Did you like the L Word? It had very little sex this week. How distressing. Perhaps it will have more again next week. Otherwise what is the point of a show about lesbians? The nerve of some people.

I hear ya, sister. It wasn't bad. I don't know if its something I'll get into regularly or anything, but it was fine.

Problems I had were the whole "group of lesbian friends running a test on the chef" thing, which seemed unrealistic (but hell, what do I know, you tell me) and the one blonde regular with the annoying voice (I think she was in some yogurt commercial which drove me nuts)...

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Ugh. Don't even get me started.

Anyway, if you love dogs and don't like getting all choked up when you watch TV, don't watch the HBO program called Shelter Dogs, which is on here right now. The Dobie in the makeshift neck brace is whining, and it's killing me. And my puppy is very concerned. She can't take her eyes off the TV screen.

Thanks for the warning. Ix-nay on the elter-Shay ogs-Day. Gilmore Girls is sponsored by, you guessed it, the horrible SAT movie.

Europeans don't have perfect teeth???? There go all my fantasies. Thanks.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Thanks for the warning. Ix-nay on the elter-Shay ogs-Day. Gilmore Girls is sponsored by, you guessed it, the horrible SAT movie.

Europeans don't have perfect teeth???? There go all my fantasies. Thanks.

I forgot about Gilmore Girls. My dog likes this much better, despite the ridiculously accelerated dialogue and the utter lack of realism with respect to Lorelai's wardrobe (affordability-wise).

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by dc_chef
Eh, I get more annoyed than anything else, because I always think how stupid it is to have a likely non-skiier advertising for a ski shop. It would be like someone with a Chicago accent advertising a surf shop.

Ya know, dere's some righteous waves soud of Soldiers Field in Chi-kaw-go on Lake Mitch-igan off of LSD. Just watch out for dose guys fitshing for da schmelt over by dere...

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Finally, we're back on topic.

Last night I had a dream that I fucked a board regular. I have not met this person, nor have I had extensive PM flirtations with this person. Any guesses?

Can we get a verdict on this? My guess is a Less and Thurgreed combo, with Bilmore watching from a closet and Sidd across the street with binoculars.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Can we get a verdict on this? My guess is a Less and Thurgreed combo, with Bilmore watching from a closet and Sidd across the street with binoculars.

I think we'll have to check the tape, once it comes back from the distributors...

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I forgot about Gilmore Girls. My dog likes this much better, despite the ridiculously accelerated dialogue and the utter lack of realism with respect to Lorelai's wardrobe (affordability-wise).

So, who did you fuck in your dream? Or, with whom did you make beautiful love in the dream?

[evenodds]

College Hill is a new reality show starting on BET tomorrow, that sounds like a Black Real World (hi Coltrane!). I hope it will be half as entertaining as Dave Chappell's "Da Real World."

Here's the article: http://www.nytimes.com/2004/01/28/ar...on/28HEFF.html

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Problems I had were the whole "group of lesbian friends running a test on the chef" thing, which seemed unrealistic (but hell, what do I know, you tell me) and the one blonde regular with the annoying voice (I think she was in some yogurt commercial which drove me nuts)...

You know at first I was gonna say we never do that, but I realized we do. I don't recall ever doing something that elaborate, but definitely sitting around and trying to figure out whether someone is gay based upon some rather stereotypical things. Over the past few weeks we have been trying to figure out whether this one particular woman that a friend has a crush on is a lesbian. It's driving her crazy and no one is really sure. No matter how permissive society might be getting, you can't really walk up to your average woman and ask her if she is a lesbian.

Which is the one with the annoying voice? There were two blondes right? The bisexual one (who is played by a lesbian (and the partnered one.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Over the past few weeks we have been trying to figure out whether this one particular woman that a friend has a crush on is a lesbian. It's driving her crazy and no one is really sure. No matter how permissive society might be getting, you can't really walk up to your average woman and ask her if she is a lesbian.

You should invite me over--women always go out of their way to tell me that they are lesbian. It's a surefire plan. Call me.

Flinty

[SlaveNoMore]

leagleaze
Which is the one with the annoying voice? There were two blondes right? The bisexual one (who is played by a lesbian (and the partnered one.

All this is compelling. Really.

But WTF happened to the avatar of our love-child?