Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff] - Page 249

LessinSF · 01-13-2006, 03:03 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
that's some sick shit. If convicted, I say drop their asses in Wales with a fully charged cell phone.

Call me a sick shit, but I have lain awake at 3:00 a.m listening to some screaming crack ho or hop-head and fantasized about committing the perfect murder. They would be so easy if one was completely random and careful.

My lesser fantasy involves a pellet gun and my rooftop.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 01-13-2006, 03:08 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
Call me a sick shit, but I have lain awake at 3:00 a.m listening to some screaming crack ho and fantasized about committing the perfect murder. They would be so easy if one was completely random and careful.

She'd probably stop screaming if you'd just unchain her from the radiator in the corner of your room. I'm just sayin'.

sebastian_dangerfield · 01-13-2006, 03:09 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
Call me a sick shit, but I have lain awake at 3:00 a.m listening to some screaming crack ho or hop-head and fantasized about committing the perfect murder. They would be so easy if one was completely random and careful.

My lesser fantasy involves a pellet gun and my rooftop.

You've nothing but your own low self esteem to blame for that. And its not her fault you got that damned drunk.

I did the rooftop and pellet gun thing. Its overrated.

LessinSF · 01-13-2006, 03:09 PM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
She'd probably stop screaming if you'd just unchain her from the radiator in the corner of your room. I'm just sayin'.

The bitches always want the money first.

Replaced_Texan · 01-13-2006, 03:10 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
Call me a sick shit, but I have lain awake at 3:00 a.m listening to some screaming crack ho or hop-head and fantasized about committing the perfect murder. They would be so easy if one was completely random and careful.

My lesser fantasy involves a pellet gun and my rooftop.

My brother has had amazing success with simply a laser pointer.

LessinSF · 01-13-2006, 03:11 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You've nothing but your own low self esteem to blame for that. And its not her fault you got that damned drunk.

I did the rooftop and pellet gun thing. Its overrated.

Ollie's quicker than you, but then again we already knew that from Thurgreed's momma.

sebastian_dangerfield · 01-13-2006, 03:15 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
Ollie's quicker than you, but then again we already knew that from Thurgreed's momma.

I was coming in from a slightly different angle. That makes all the difference...

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 01-13-2006, 03:15 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
Ollie's quicker than you, but then again we already knew that from Thurgreed's momma.

After all the positive reviews, I'd been saving up for that encounter. Didn't anticipate the corresponding hair trigger effect, sadly. On the positive side, Thurgreed's momma's skin never looked better.

LessinSF · 01-13-2006, 03:16 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I was coming in from a slightly different angle. That makes all the difference...

Ah, a fisting reference. Good.

Diane_Keaton · 01-13-2006, 03:16 PM

Off to enjoy the weekend, but I leave you with this:

http://radiointeractive.blogspot.com...ning-camp.html

You can have your tall, lumbering white boys. I'll take these compact, smooth-chested, South East Asian boys wit da moves. Yowza.

sebastian_dangerfield · 01-13-2006, 03:17 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My brother has had amazing success with simply a laser pointer.

Those things are a lot of fun, but some people who've lived in fucked up areas don't find that prank all that funny.

ThurgreedMarshall · 01-13-2006, 03:17 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
So, Malibu and Manhattan Beach are nicer, but yet they all hang out in Santa Monica? I don't buy it. But I could see maybe that SM has lots of public parks/public areas (even other than the beaches) that may make it in some ways more hospitable on a physical, if not a legal, level.

Also, what's their definition of "mean?" Maybe the non-homeless tend to give more money or help there, but the police are aggressive and there aren't as many public shelters.

TM

ThurgreedMarshall · 01-13-2006, 03:20 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
Call me a sick shit, but I have lain awake at 3:00 a.m listening to some screaming crack ho or hop-head and fantasized about committing the perfect murder. They would be so easy if one was completely random and careful.

My lesser fantasy involves a pellet gun and my rooftop.

Because everyone who is homeless is a crack ho or hop-head. But even if they were, you'd still be a sick shit.

TM

Replaced_Texan · 01-13-2006, 03:31 PM

For the crazy guitar guys AND the Springsteen groupies (is there any overlap in those two demographics?): New York Guitar festival kicks off with Nebraska

It's a three week festival, and though it's possible to devote three weeks to Springsteen, I think the focus of the festival is a little broader.

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Besides the "Nebraska" tribute, the opening weekend features an eight-hour "Guitar Marathon" on Sunday at the 92nd Street Y, celebrating 450 years of Spanish guitar. Other highlights include tributes to Delta blues legends, live film soundtrack performances and concerts by Bill Frisell, Daniel Lanois and the classical guitarist Stephen Aron.

Pretty Little Flower · 01-13-2006, 04:05 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My brother has had amazing success with simply a laser pointer.

What kind of success does he have kicking dogs?