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08-02-2006, 12:49 PM
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#3721
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What comes by nature costs no money.
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
If you consider Flower a "man," I can only hope you only raise daughters.
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I almost made a "Flower isn't really a man" joke, but I thought we were passed that. I thought it became passe just after the "Flower is gay" jokes?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-02-2006, 12:51 PM
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#3722
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Join Date: Sep 2003
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What comes by nature costs no money.
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I almost made a "Flower isn't really a man" joke,
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didn't you get last week's memo? We are "back to basics" here.
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but I thought we were passed that.
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I almost made a fart joke here, but I have moved beyond that..
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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08-02-2006, 12:51 PM
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#3723
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Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,050
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What comes by nature costs no money.
Quote:
Originally posted by patentparanyc
Good, then you can all flirt with me and boost my ego. I'm surrounded by boys!
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Here, have a straw for your drink.
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08-02-2006, 12:51 PM
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#3724
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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What comes by nature costs no money.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Try not wearing underwear... the sweat and humidity sticks them to your legs. Keeps them up high - pert and perky.
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I thought commando was Standard Operating Procedure for you regardless of 100 degree weather or not, Rolex Boy. |
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08-02-2006, 12:53 PM
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#3725
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What comes by nature costs no money.
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Here, have a straw for your drink.
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Oh Ty, that wasn't nice. I think something was lost in translation electronically.
Hypothetical a.) If someone is passing a straw and being polite, they will smile a nice, neutral polite smile and pass a straw and that is the end. courtesty, politeness noted.
Hypothetical b.) If someone is starting a conversation with you, smiling warmly, trying to chat about something other than said straw, leaning towards you, requesting two straws since there are zero straws in sight and giving you the once over, that is hitting on. |
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08-02-2006, 12:55 PM
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#3726
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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What comes by nature costs no money.
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
I thought commando was Standard Operating Procedure for you regardless of 100 degree weather or not, Rolex Boy.
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It is, and I didn't suggest it wasn't. And I'd have my balls tatooed before I'd wear a Rolex diving watch.
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08-02-2006, 12:56 PM
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#3727
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What comes by nature costs no money.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
It is, and I didn't suggest it wasn't. And I'd have my balls tatooed before I'd wear a Rolex diving watch.
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Touche. The owner in question said it was the "same watch every asshole banker in the city owns"
You rock, Sebby, keep it coming. |
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08-02-2006, 12:57 PM
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#3728
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What comes by nature costs no money.
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
I'm surrounded by boys!
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Not me. I get performance anxiety during the bukkake.
Hank stares too much.
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08-02-2006, 12:57 PM
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#3729
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What comes by nature costs no money.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Not me. I get performance anxiety during the bukkake.
Hank stares too much.
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I think that is a facial tic of his. |
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08-02-2006, 12:58 PM
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#3730
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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What comes by nature costs no money.
Quote:
Originally posted by patentparanyc
Touche. The owner in question said it was the "same watch every asshole banker in the city owns"
You rock, Sebby, keep it coming.
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It is, and as I explain about the bukkake, no.
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08-02-2006, 12:59 PM
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#3731
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What comes by nature costs no money.
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
didn't you get last week's memo? We are "back to basics" here.
I almost made a fart joke here, but I have moved beyond that..
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Well, if we're going back to basics, then this is quite the black fly in my chardonnay.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-02-2006, 01:00 PM
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#3732
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What comes by nature costs no money.
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
It is, and as I explain about the bukkake, no.
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You are quite sick, but in fact that might be what I like about your humor. |
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08-02-2006, 01:04 PM
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#3733
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What comes by nature costs no money.
Quote:
Originally posted by patentparanyc
I think that is a facial tic of his.
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NPI?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-02-2006, 01:04 PM
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#3734
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What comes by nature costs no money.
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It appears to be all men and you today. We men can discuss such things.
I hereby dub the FB "ScrotaLand" for today!
And with these 100 degree temps, boy are mine hanging low..
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Which made me think of the Scrotum song by the Asylum Street Spankers
Scrotum Scrotum
its my wrinkly crinkly bag of skin
scrotum scrotum
its the thing I keep my testes in
well it's wrinkly and its crinkly and it's covered in hair
and I don't know what I'd do if it was not there
oh scrotum ssssssssssssscrotum
its my wrinkly krinkly bag of skin
Nuts hot nuts
get em from the peanut man
nuts hot nuts
better get em while you can
well they your nuts are small frankyZ
yeah really really small
but its better to have small nuts than no nuts at all
nuts oh hot nuts get em from the peanut man
I have a pussycat yes I do and boy it sure is fine
pussy pussy pussycat I love you
your my favorite feline
well bathing my pussy is so much fun
cause all I gotta do is use my tounge
I have a pussycat yes I do and boy it sure is fine.
Off to lunch with that tune in my head.... |
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08-02-2006, 01:04 PM
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#3735
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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What was messed up last night is I stayed late, didn't take much lunch and when I got outside it was still over 90 and humid as hell. yuck.
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