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03-09-2004, 02:21 PM
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cross-posting topic from parents board
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I can't get a fucking slim fit shirt* to save my life. Most shirts are made for guys with at least 38 inch waists.
*also known 30 years ago as a regular fit shirt.
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Try European makers. They still cut the stuff tight, so it looks good under a suit. Avoid American stuff, particualrly Ralph Lauren and Brooks Brothers.
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03-09-2004, 02:22 PM
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#362
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In my dreams ...
Join Date: Apr 2003
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"You shot the Bible Thumper but spared the Militant Lesbian."
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Hate to break it to you, but when your husband says you'll go to heaven if you put out, he's not necessarily telling the truth.
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Oh yeah? Well how do you explain the whole thing about "take this and eat, for this is my body ..."
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- Life is too short to wear cheap shoes.
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03-09-2004, 02:23 PM
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#363
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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cross-posting topic from parents board
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Originally posted by barely_legal
If they really were roommates, they could share clothes! What fun! Coltrane would get all bitcherrific when Sebby borrowed one of his slim-fit hipster shirts and spilled single-malt on it! So, in retaliation, Coltrane would borrow one of Sebby's tailored suits and wear it commando! Oh, the adventures they would have.
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As if. Everyone knows that Sebastian does not drink single malt. Please.
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03-09-2004, 02:24 PM
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#364
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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cross-posting topic from parents board
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Yes, I truly believed my comment was revelatory - that somehow you didn't realize those guys were fat. I didn not - repeat - did not, just use your comment as a jumping off point for a rant... I'd never do that.
Moron?
Moron.
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I had forgotten that you act like you are totally disagreeing with someone when you are doing nothing of the kind. Jackass. |
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03-09-2004, 02:25 PM
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#365
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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cross-posting topic from parents board
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
As if. Everyone knows that Sebastian does not drink single malt. Please.
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And I can't see him borrowing my cargo pants and Greek Week long-sleeve t-shirt.
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03-09-2004, 02:27 PM
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#366
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cross-posting topic from parents board
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
As if. Everyone knows that Sebastian does not drink single malt. Please.
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You have to lord the old skool knowledge over the board don't you? Tell me, what doesnt Lester drink that keeps him from getting laid so that he has to get into Internet hijinks at six am in the am? |
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03-09-2004, 02:30 PM
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#367
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In my dreams ...
Join Date: Apr 2003
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cross-posting topic from parents board
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Originally posted by dtb
My favorite trick is to get into an already-moving revolving door without touching it so that it comes to a neat stop just when I need to get out. It has taken years of practice for me to perfect that move, I don't mind admitting.
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I have adopted this move, too. Frankly, though, I'm just not very big or very strong, and people tend to be pretty nice about pushing the doors along for/with me, if only because they'd otherwise be stuck standing there while I struggled with it.
Oh, and a DD/JS/Daily Show transcript, I found it:
http://duchovny.net/articles4/dailyshowtran.htm
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03-09-2004, 02:30 PM
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#368
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
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cross-posting topic from parents board
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
fat rant
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psst. I will share something with you. Without fat people there would be fewer people over whom we skinny people could feel superior. And feeling superior is fun. |
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03-09-2004, 02:32 PM
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#369
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cross-posting topic from parents board
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
psst. I will share something with you. Without fat people there would be fewer people over whom we skinny people could feel superior. And feeling superior is fun.
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Yeh, but I need some fucking pants!
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03-09-2004, 02:35 PM
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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cross-posting topic from parents board
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Yeh, but I need some fucking pants!
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No honey, you need a fucking psychiatrist. |
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03-09-2004, 02:40 PM
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#371
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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I'm molting . . .
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Since you are a reptile, I will assume that you find molting hot, which (due to getting a little too happy about there being sun and good weather) I am now doing. Any advice on dealing with this? I itch. And it's just kind of disgusting. I figured you would be the expert . . .
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Nubile nibblers always seem to help.
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03-09-2004, 02:43 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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oh bondage, up yours
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Yeh, but I need some fucking pants!
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Well, depending on what sort of kink you dig, these might work:
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03-09-2004, 02:44 PM
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#373
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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cross-posting topic from parents board
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I can't get a fucking slim fit shirt* to save my life. Most shirts are made for guys with at least 38 inch waists.
*also known 30 years ago as a regular fit shirt.
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Try Calvin Klein.
And concur with everthing sebby said re: shirts. The should sell RL with bags of marshmellows to fill in the extra room.
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03-09-2004, 02:49 PM
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#374
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cross-posting topic from parents board
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
psst. I will share something with you. Without fat people there would be fewer people over whom we skinny people could feel superior. And feeling superior is fun.
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Frankly, I will take the fatties off my payroll and feel superior to the uglies, the dummies and the proles. |
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03-09-2004, 02:50 PM
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#375
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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cross-posting topic from parents board
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic [Men clear the way for ladies as follows:]
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You really should fix your time machine and join us here in 2004.
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Men open doors and let ladies go through first.
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Uh...no. If I am with the lady, this makes sense. Otherwise, I will hold it for whoever is right behind me, until they catch it.
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Men let ladies go through revolving doors first and push (or pretend to push) the door around for them from behind.
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Most places that have revolving doors have heavy traffic, so this rule is automatically stupid. And if you're not going to push the revolving door, stop asking for equal treatment everywhere else.
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Men let ladies go first when being led to a restaurant table or theater seats IF an usher or host leads and clears the way, but if there isn't one the man leads to clear the way for the lady (and then lets her go into the row or sit first, having gotten her there safely)
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This is fine. Although, I like to sit at the booth section of the table that is up against the wall when the other choice is a chair, I will let it go.
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Men don't sit if there is a lady standing (guys, seriously, try this on a date: stand up whenever your date stands to go to the ladies room or whatever, you will get laid).
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Guess what? I'm going to get laid anyway. If I was with a girl who made her decision on whether or not she was giving me any, not based on our chemistry, conversation and compatibility, but on me getting up when she had to go to the bathroom, I probably wouldn't be dating her in the first place (because she'd be a high maintenance, pain in the ass).
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Men, dropping a lady at her home, not only get out, walk around the car, open the door for her and accompany her all the way to her door, they accept the door key from the lady after she has fished it out of her bag and unlock and open it for her before handing the key back (never, of course, presuming to suggest entry).
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You really do enjoy the occasional crack rock, don't you? She can open her own door. If I'm not coming in and she is not in imminent danger, I will wait for her to get in safely before I drive away. But everything you just wrote is absolutely unnecessary.
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Men let ladies go up stairs first but lead ladies down stairs (presumably so he can catch her if she falls).
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Whatever.
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