Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04

[SlaveNoMore]

paigowprincess
You're like a child who wanders in and out of conversations.

Donnie, you're out of your fucking element

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Coltrane, my boy, I have one word for you: plastics.

NB, you are my guiding light.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm sorry. I can't hear you. There's a 22 yr old model screaming in my ear. She's a bitch. But she's got a tight ass.

Luckily for you, as a midwestern lawyer, you can have your pick of hot women and if you ever fuck a gal who feels like a glass of water, you can move on. And luckily for me, as a spinster, while probably floppy, my cooter will not be streteched anymore bc who is gonna use it? Plus, if a tree falls in a forest and noone is there to hear it, did it make noise? http://www.observer.com/pages/story.asp?ID=8049

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Coltrane, my boy, I have one word for you: plastics.

Sounds like he's already invested. You obviously haven't seen the 22 year old model currently screaming in his ear...

[Replaced_Texan]

If anyone is in Houston for the next five days and hasn't seen the Heroic Century exhibit at the MFA, go. Not today, because they've sold out already, but go tomorrow or the next day. You can get in faster if a) you flash your museum membership card to anyone in a docent's jacket, and b) you eschew the headphone tour and guide yourself. Beware, the line to get in has been around the museum for the last three or so days, so I'd get there early to avoid the crowds.

It's over 200 works borrowed from MOMA's permanent collection, and it is like walking through a 20th Century Greatest Hits exhibit. The earlier pieces start around 1895 and the most recent is from 1998. I can't list them all, but an overview of the exhibit is here.

It's almost too much to absorb in one tour, but don't miss it if you have any love at all for modern art. My understanding is that this will be the only exhibit in the US, though the show will move to Berlin next. If it proves to be a success, there is talk of building a museum in New York specificially to house this show. I'd be interested in going to Berlin to see it again.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Right. And Smell the Glove was just about glovesmelling.

It's Sniff the Glove. And it's not like they were really telling her to sniff the glove. It's just a joke.

[AngryMulletMan]

[i]http://www.observer.com/pages/story.asp?ID=8049

That article must have been written by a guy who is a chubby chaser and he is trying to justify his preference with a sour grapes argument.

Although he is correct in that size matters for women as well as men. He's just wrong about the inverse relationship between body size and cooter floppiness.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Luckily for you, as a midwestern lawyer, you can have your pick of hot women and if you ever fuck a gal who feels like a glass of water, you can move on. And luckily for me, as a spinster, while probably floppy, my cooter will not be streteched anymore bc who is gonna use it? Plus, if a tree falls in a forest and noone is there to hear it, did it make noise? http://www.observer.com/pages/story.asp?ID=8049

I said she had a tight ass, not cooter.

[Replaced_Texan]

Is your cause simply for the mutant-inbred white tiger, or do you advocate on behalf of all animals unjustly accused for mauling? I think that Dotty the bull terrier could use your help. Florence, another bull terrier could really use your help.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp.../queen_s_corgi (Spree: news article clearing Dotty of corgi-mauling charge, but does it really restore her good name?)

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I said she had a tight ass, not cooter.

So fucking her is like fucking water.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
So fucking her is like fucking water.

Not in the ass.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Not in the ass.

Give it time. She's still young.

[AngryMulletMan]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Is your cause simply for the mutant-inbred white tiger, or do you advocate on behalf of all animals unjustly accused for mauling? I think that Dotty the bull terrier could use your help.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp.../queen_s_corgi (Spree: news article clearing Dotty of corgi-mauling chage, but does it really restore her good name?)

If you've ever lived with a corgi, you'll understand how irritating those little bitches can be. Oh, and on the subject of bitches, apparently that Barbie chick gets to take off her clothes in the name of free speech.
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...d_nm/barbie_dc

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by paigowprincess http://www.observer.com/pages/story.asp?ID=8049

What a name-dropping little shit head. I'll bet he has a tiny crank.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
What a name-dropping little shit head. I'll bet he has a tiny crank.

Was there any question? I thought that it went without saying that any man writing a article about whether some women are too big must have a small dick. How would Dirk Digler know of the possibility?