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08-12-2004, 03:17 PM
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#3736
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Indie Film Query
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Originally posted by taxwonk
The Bad Lieutenant is 12 years old. It's not like you were dying to see it if you haven't by now. But I'm sorry if I ruined it for you.
p.s. At the end of Finding Nemo, they find him.
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In a little known twist that they've been saving for the sequel, that wasn't really Nemo. A tiny shark in disguise. The sequel's current working title is Eating Albert Brooks. Oops, forgot the spoiler space. |
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08-12-2004, 03:33 PM
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#3737
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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Indie Film Query
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
In a little known twist that they've been saving for the sequel, that wasn't really Nemo. A tiny shark in disguise. The sequel's current working title is Eating Albert Brooks. Oops, forgot the spoiler space.
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Wow, we definitely need more cowbell up in here...
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08-12-2004, 03:35 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Olympic etiquette
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
What do you think about the US Olympic team getting etiquette lessons on how to behave when they win? I'm of two minds about the whole celebration thing - I didn't get what the problem was when the US relay team celebrated and the Australians played air guitar. It's kind of fun and not offensive. If someone pulled a cell phone out on the podium or really started taunting or didn't show respect for the anthem, that seems excessive.
I think these etiquette lessons are kind of silly.
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It's kind of nice that the Olympics are a gigantic sporting event that we can pretend would still be undertaken even if there were no television audience, or no audience at all, simply because it's still partly about athletes finding out who among them is the best in the world.
So to the extent the celebration consists of exultation at the sudden discovery that you are the best in the world, okay. But I think it's worth reminding American twentysomethings that if they behave as if this is the first and only time they'll ever be on television, they will regret it once the moment is over. "Hey, kid, do you want your victory to be shown on a compilation of America's proudest moments in 100 years, or on 'Back in Black' in three days? Your choice." |
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08-12-2004, 03:43 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Surprising proof that Lester is actually pretty highly evolved.
I've seen that happen at a poker table. It wasn't pretty. |
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08-12-2004, 03:49 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Surprising proof that Lester is actually pretty highly evolved.
I notice they have failed to account for the effect of alcohol on the number of attempts at the reproductive act. Stupid scientists.
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08-12-2004, 03:56 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Surprising proof that Lester is actually pretty highly evolved.
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I notice they have failed to account for the effect of alcohol on the number of attempts at the reproductive act. Stupid scientists.
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Humping someone's leg does not count as an attempt at the reproductive act. |
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08-12-2004, 03:58 PM
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#3743
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Surprising proof that Lester is actually pretty highly evolved.
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Humping someone's leg does not count as an attempt at the reproductive act.
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It doesn't? And here I was feeling attractive today. |
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08-12-2004, 03:59 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Surprising proof that Lester is actually pretty highly evolved.
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
It doesn't? And here I was feeling attractive today.
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No, no. You were feeling attractive because the lesbian checked you out, remember? |
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08-12-2004, 04:04 PM
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#3745
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Indie Film Query
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Originally posted by taxwonk
The Bad Lieutenant is 12 years old. It's not like you were dying to see it if you haven't by now. But I'm sorry if I ruined it for you.
p.s. At the end of Finding Nemo, they find him.
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It's not like I'm the first person to use that joke TaxWhiff...
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08-12-2004, 04:04 PM
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#3746
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Indie Film Query
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
coltrane couldn't get in when it first came out.
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This is actually true.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-12-2004, 04:06 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
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Indie Film Query
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It's not like I'm the first person to use that joke TaxWhiff...
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And it's not like I'm the first one to respond with another joke, Tommy.
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08-12-2004, 04:07 PM
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#3748
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Surprising proof that Lester is actually pretty highly evolved.
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Humping someone's leg does not count as an attempt at the reproductive act.
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Perhaps not, but it at least gave me the idea that you were coming onto me. Don't fret. Everyone else was drunk, too.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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08-12-2004, 04:08 PM
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#3749
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Indie Film Query
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Originally posted by taxwonk
And it's not like I'm the first one to respond with another joke, Tommy.
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Regardless, I wouldn't have minded if they had killed off the Albert Brooks fish in Finding Nemo. What a pussy.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-12-2004, 04:09 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Surprising proof that Lester is actually pretty highly evolved.
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Scientists are speculating that the thirst for alcohol is based in evolutionary biology.
Also, bad news for Flinty:
"You can't afford to have even a mild sense of euphoria when you are a primate," Milton said, "because you will get eaten or fall out of a tree and onto your head."
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Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I've seen that happen at a poker table. It wasn't pretty.
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You saw me getting eaten at a poker table? It may not have been pretty, but it sure was fun. That reminds me, I think I owe you some money and a pencillin shot.
Cheers,
Flinty
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