Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by TalkSock
What the hell is wrong with you? Have you not been here before?
Are you the type of person who reads the paper during meals? And sex?

Don't try to link "it's not all just about sex" people with people who read the paper during meals. There's no connection. NONE.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I hate fat people. God, I hate fat people. Disgusting, slobbering corpulent pigs, chowing down on their McGiant McDouble McBurgers with Special Fat Sauce and washing them down with their 120 oz. tubs of Coke. Yeah, right, you have a "glandular issue." Is that why you need to eat a bucket and a half of KFC for breakfast? Is that why the only exercise you get is dragging your quivering rolls of blubbery lard from the TV couch to the kitchen to get another family-size bag of chips that you grab at greedily with your tubby-little grease-covered fingers? Just don't act all offended when I don't want to talk to you, sit near you, or even look at you. You smell bad and are offensive to the eye. I don't care how fucking jolly you are. Get off your mega-ass and take a walk around the block every couple of weeks. And maybe, every once in a while, try some vegetables that are not deep-fried. You might find that you like being a tiny bit less repulsive than you currently are.

I never said fat. My guy was, I think, a lineman for some football team. He was solid, but wide. I didn't feel comfortable glaring at him or ranting like you did! But shoot, if you are a professional athlete shouldn't you be able to afford first class or just buy a second seat.

Forget getting his autograph. I have his elbow imprint in my side to this day, and that's more personal.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by TalkSock
What the hell is wrong with you? Have you not been here before?
Are you the type of person who reads the paper during meals? And sex?

No, I've just discovered that "it's not all about sex" is a great pick-up line. Why is that?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
No, I've just discovered that "it's not all about sex" is a great pick-up line. Why is that?

yeah, a great pick-up line if you want to pick up women who don't really like sex.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Don't try to link "it's not all just about sex" people with people who read the paper during meals. There's no connection. NONE.

Look, I'm sorry I broke out the Enquirer during dinner, but I really wanted to find out how Martha's doing in prison. That's no reason to try and out me, you know.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
No, I've just discovered that "it's not all about sex" is a great pick-up line. Why is that?

I like "Ho-la-la" better.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Since I live in a "swing" state the political ads are completely out of hand. I can't stand them. If I have to hear, "I am whomeverthefuck and I approved this message," one more time, I might have to borrow a gun and shoot my tv set.

Minnesota has become a swing state and, consequently, some combination of Bush, Cheney, Kerry, Edwards or their respective wives and children are here practically every other day. This is new to Minnesota politics as the state has historically been ceded to the Dems. That and the out of control political ads is making me crazy.

Bush is here so often they don't announce it anymore and some poor schmuck private pilots had F-16s shooting warning flares at them because they violated the air space bubble but it wasn't posted at the airport.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Thank you. I will avoid the cat fur.

I just bought a Dyson, so cat fur is no longer a problem at my place.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I like "Ho-la-la" better.

Really? I don't think I could do "Ho-la-la". I can do "yumm", "oh, ya", or "wow!". Do those do it.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Look, I'm sorry I broke out the Enquirer during dinner, but I really wanted to find out how Martha's doing in prison. That's no reason to try and out me, you know.

Baby, i know you love my gold box. You can read the paper during dinner and fuck me blind.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
yeah, a great pick-up line if you want to pick up women who don't really like sex.

Maybe G3 doesn't like Levitra's side effects.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Speaking of sex, the Smoking Gun has the sexual harassment complaint filed by Bill O'Reilly's accuser. Bill's a naughty boy.

Which reminds me of how bad complaint writing has become. When was the last time a complaint was dismissed because of the failure to say "At all times mentioned herein" ?

It really seems like a pretty soft complaint compared to ones I have read before. I mean he talked about sex, but I have read sexual harassment complaints where guys were banging their dicks on the chicks' desks and shit.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
It really seems like a pretty soft complaint compared to ones I have read before.

I've not read the whole thing, but I can't imagine that O'Reilly could be pleased about this assessment.

After all, if you're gonna go down, go down hard. No one wants to be remembered as the sexual harasser whose over-the-shoulder rifle was broken.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Maybe G3 doesn't like Levitra's side effects.

Erections?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Erections?

four hour erections. Pay attention, fringey.