Fringey's taut-abbed painter

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic


(S African reds tend to have all the subtlety of a rabid buffalo, but if you like heavier whites some of the whites are reliable and even quite good.

Stay away from pinotage then. Try some RSA sauvignon blanc, many of which compare well to NZ wines.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Why don't we just head straight to my place. Grrrrr.

Do we need to have an intervention here due to your wearing dry-spell goggles?

Incidentally, I know of a special forces guy back in the states on leave for a few weeks. He is fairly cute and quite intelligent (he teaches at Westpoint when not killing people in exotic foreign lands), single and always wants to be introduced to the hot, sophisticated NYC chicks of legend. In general, when he has been in town in the past, I have known few hot, sophisticated, non-psycho single NYC chicks to introduce him to. (Hot sophisticated psychos are a dime a dozen in NYC, of course.)

But now you're single. If he comes into the city, wanna be set up?

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Stay away from pinotage then.

Actually, I am sort of fond of pinotage, even though it tastes like it has buckshot in it (if you haven't bit into some buckshot when eating game - it gives new meaning to the term "peppery." Actually, I guess it's probably the residual gunpowder that produces the burn). It goes well with heavily sauced steak and chili burgers, at least.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm going with the torso look too. Wanna get some coffee?

Is that Slave pre-Nair?

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Is that Slave pre-Nair?

And was he in a police line-up?

[ironnutsedge]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
After spending so much time building up this Slothrop sock, you'd think I could have found a better pay-off. Oh the humanity! That's it -- I retire again. And I'm retiring all of my socks, too, including:

The Seven-Year Itch
Gregory Feck
Alberto "Speedy" Gonzales
Flinty McFlint
Hanna Barbera and her Sisters

Thanks and good night!

There is nothing more boring than old-skool posters who won't stay retired. And Seven-Year Itch was paigows' sock, just so the board knows, you filthy lying sack of cat crap.

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Incidentally, I know of a special forces guy... wanna be set up?

Just as a general service announcement, most special forces are short. NTTAWWT. YMMV.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by baltassoc
Just as a general service announcement, most special forces are short. NTTAWWT. YMMV.

Heightist fuck?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ironweed
There's a hockey joke in there somewhere, but damned if I know what it is.

Thank fucking god.

[ironnutsedge]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Thank fucking god.

When I read useless wastes of bandwidth of the world wide web like that, it makes me wonder, where's JRUSS when you need him.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by ironnutsedge
When I read useless wastes of bandwidth of the world wide web like that, it makes me wonder, where's JRUSS when you need him.

I think there's a little bit of JRUSS in all of us.

Well, in some of us, at least.

Originally posted by ironnutsedge
When I read useless wastes of bandwidth of the world wide web like that, it makes me wonder, where's JRUSS when you need him.

When I read pointless, tired, stalker-sock posts like that, it makes me wonder what Penske was doing for material before I came back.

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Heightist fuck?

What part of NTTAWWT did you not understand?

Personally, I'm tall, at least for Muppet.

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by bilmore
I think there's a little bit of JRUSS in all of us.

Well, in some of us, at least.

Wait, are you saying Paigow screwed JRUSS, too? Suddenly it's all coming together.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by baltassoc
Just as a general service announcement, most special forces are short. NTTAWWT. YMMV.

This one's about 6 foot or 6 foot 1. However, I tend to fancy short men. They have interesting neuroses, and they love me because I am shorter still.