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06-28-2005, 01:08 PM
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#3736
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Love in Action
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Women: Women must shave legs and underarms at least twice weekly.
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I am good to go on the above, my lesbian tendencies must be cured!
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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06-28-2005, 01:09 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Eyes Wide Shut
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Kubrick picked the most perfect female forms I have ever seen. Simply astounding. Don't believe me, google image eyes wides hut until you find one. I can almost catch half an erection just visualizing those chicks in my head...
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This doesn't quite do it for me, but who am I to judge?
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06-28-2005, 01:11 PM
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#3738
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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Eyes Wide Shut
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This doesn't quite do it for me, but who am I to judge?
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Now that should be sebby's avatar.
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06-28-2005, 01:14 PM
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#3739
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Six Feet Under
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
I am not anti-psychiatry or psychotropic/antidpressive/mood balancing drugs for anyone except me, obviously there is a benefit to some people (and whatever works), but you couldn't pay me enough to get me to give my kids (that I know of) ritalin.
And I would sooner go to Tom Cruise for advice on ritalin for my kids than I would go to a teacher. No offence.
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I have a cousin who took it as a kid. He's now a teenager and I don't know if he takes it still or not. This kid was SPASTIC pre-ritilin and still SPASTIC when on ritilin. I would never question my Aunt and Uncle's decision to place him on it. They otherwise were probably looking at some sort of special ed class for him.
Now he is a musician type in some sort of thrash metal garage band.
Ps. I have no real point here, so I'm ending this now. CO.
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06-28-2005, 01:18 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Six Feet Under
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I went to a magnet school for a couple of years in elementary school that was predominently black. It was an interesting experience to be in the minority, like on Picture Day, when they handed out picks instead of combs and I thought, "What the fuck am I supposed to do with this?"
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Stop complaining. To make you feel better, I bet they gave you this one:
instead of this one:
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
During Black History Month, we had a series of activities marking the occasion. I was offered a part in the play. The role was some African American doctor who had discovered something or other. They dressed me in full surgical scrubs, with gloves, hat and a surgical mask. I thought I nailed the part, despite my hidden whiteness.
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They gave you that role to cover your face, you're right. But not because you were white.
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06-28-2005, 01:24 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Six Feet Under
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Smith is blander than Cruise, if that's even possible.
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Did you know that Nas wrote the title song to MIB? And I think either he or Jay Z wrote all his other hits. It amazes me that they can even think in such a mainstream manner.
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06-28-2005, 01:29 PM
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#3742
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,753
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Six Feet Under
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Did you know that Nas wrote the title song to MIB? And I think either he or Jay Z wrote all his other hits. It amazes me that they can even think in such a mainstream manner.
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Anything is possible when you're running to the bank.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
Last edited by Did you just call me Coltrane?; 06-28-2005 at 01:31 PM..
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06-28-2005, 01:33 PM
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#3743
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Six Feet Under
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Stop complaining. To make you feel better, I bet they gave you this one:
instead of this one:
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Nah, it was like the second one, only plastic. I think they even had the little fist on there.
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They gave you that role to cover your face, you're right. But not because you were white.
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True. They didn't want the angelic beauty of my face to outshine the Cruise-like intensity of my eyes.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-28-2005, 01:37 PM
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#3744
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,231
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Six Feet Under
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
"You've Lost that Lovin' Feelin'" with Goose...
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A classic indeed. Up there with Whoopi and Demi's flawless comic/tragic interplay in Ghost.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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06-28-2005, 01:40 PM
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#3745
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,231
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Love in Action
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Sampling of the hygiene rules from the interestingly named Love in Action, a Memphis facility offering homosexual conversion therapy:
"Men: Men must remove all facial hair seven days weekly, and sideburns must not fall below the top of the ear (the top of the ear is defined as where the ear meets the face below the temple). Clean business-like haircuts must be worn at all times. Hair must be long enough to be pinched between two fingers.
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So the path to straightness is becoming an accountant?
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06-28-2005, 01:42 PM
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#3746
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,231
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Six Feet Under
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
40 is the new 30.
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It better not be. I don't want to be 80 someday.
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06-28-2005, 01:48 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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twins
Britney Expecting Twins?
»24 Jun 2005 | Read/Post Comments
Are twins on the way for Britney Spears and hubby Kevin Federline? Judging by the size of Brit's bump, that could well be the case - even her sources reckon her speedy weight gain is a sign that two mini-Federlines are on the way. Because she's so freakin fat.
One source said: 'Britney is only supposed to be five months along, but she already looks like she's gained nearly all the weight she is supposed to have throughout her pregnancy.’ But could the bigger bump just be a result of Britney’s extra eating habits? In May, she stated how much she enjoyed eating for two and said: ‘It’s so much fun; I get to eat lots and lots!’
But her recent musings over the sex of the baby have also sparked rumours that it could be twins. Her source added: ‘Lately, they've been reluctant to talk about whether Brit might be expecting a boy or a girl. Instead, they cryptically give the answer that she's expecting a boy one week, and a girl the next.’ And the 23-year-old pop princess’s shopping behaviour has been equally puzzling - she’s been buying baby clothes for boys and girls. Plus, she so freakin fat.
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06-28-2005, 01:53 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Six Feet Under
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Originally posted by spookyfish
You're starting to scare me, except for the fact that I've seen neither MI or Minority Report. But I think the thing about Cruise is that the very things that make him a "safe/non-offensive" choice in many movies, are also the things that make him so uninteresting. For example, I thought Risky Business was a great movie, but you could have gotten any young actor of that era to play that role, and most would have been better. For every good movie he's been in, he's done three which suck, and the vast majority of the good movies he's done would have been better with somebody else in them. Great actors can make questionable material good and good material great. He does neither. I just find him totally undeserving of the success and adulation he's received.
In the simplest terms I can put it, he's Tom Hanks without the talent.
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I've had a tremendous crush on Tom Cruise since Risky Business. I have dated 3 different men with uncanny resemblances to him. The wall over my bed in the sorority house was plastered with magazine covers of him (the Interview one was particularly cool... does anyone still read Interview?). I love him. I can't explain it. But I do. I'd jump into bed with him, no hesitation. I would not, however, convert to Scientology for him. The only man I've ever considered converting-worthy was JFK, Jr. and now he's dead.
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06-28-2005, 01:54 PM
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#3749
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: A pool of my own vomit
Posts: 734
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Not a good look
For all the Britney fans:
That's NOT a good look for her.
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06-28-2005, 02:13 PM
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#3750
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Not a good look
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Originally posted by SEC_Chick
That's NOT a good look for her.
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She has never known how to dress herself. All of her "good" pics have been from the stage.
And I love this glimpse into the future.
eta link cuz the pic don't work
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