The New And Improved Fashion Board

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large


This thing looks like it could please you in a couple of ways...

ETA I'm not sure if that's a male of a female, so I have no idea whether it has testicles or not.

If that were a male, you'd know. I've been told that they're hung like a horse. An actual horse.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Why does a Margarita have more calories than a pina colada?
And I can only have 2?

Long Island Iced Tea (780 calories)

Margarita (740 calories)

Pina Colada (644 calories)

White Russian (425 calories)

Mai Tai (350 calories)

Champagne Cocktail (250 calories)

Fog Cutter (225 calories) (what the hell is that?)

Gin/Vodka & Tonic (200 calories) (this is my drink anyway)

Mojito (160 calories)

Cosmopolitan (150 calories)

The best bang for your buck is a vodka soda or a bacardi diet coke. I'm just sayin'.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
To the tune of Jay-Z's LA LA LA (If you want to keep up go here, even though it's tough to follow:

Nice one. And did I happen to mention . . .

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
If that were a male, you'd know. I've been told that they're hung like a horse. An actual horse.

It could be a male. In Canada they harvest the testes humanely, leaving the tapir alive. The geldings are then trained to be seeing eye animals. Canadians don't waste anything.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
The best bang for your buck is a vodka soda or a bacardi diet coke. I'm just sayin'.

In this, the holiday season, we will find ourselves in social situations with co-workers, clients, and other people in front of whom we may not want to embarrass ourselves. Therefore, because I am a good person, I will offer this helpful tip: Adults do not order Bacardi Diet Cokes.

[NotFromHere]

OK, I'm going to post this against my better judgment because I think putting stuff on dogs is stupid, but it is generic winter gift giving time, so here you go - stuff for dogs.

Prescription eyewear - yes prescription.



Jewelry. Ack.
Is that a papillon? Dammit those dogs are cute.



Freaking clothing and HATS. I do like this hat though and would probably buy it.





Buy crap here.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
The best bang for your buck is a vodka soda or a bacardi diet coke. I'm just sayin'.

Now you have that commercial with the Bacardi and his cousin diet cola running through my head over and over, damn you!

[J. Fred Muggs]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
The best bang for your buck is a vodka soda or a bacardi diet coke. I'm just sayin'.

If you can avoid the munchies, the best bang for your calories is a blunt.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
If that were a male, you'd know. I've been told that they're hung like a horse. An actual horse.

How does a tapir-dick come up in conversation?!?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
If you can avoid the munchies, the best bang for your calories is a blunt.

Doesn't meth keep you from even wanting to eat? It seems like they're all skinny.

[Montecore]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
How does a tapir-dick come up in conversation?!?

Office holiday parties, toward the end of the party, when everyone who is left has had a bit to drink, and they start forming small groups, and the conversation just tapirs off.

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Doesn't meth keep you from even wanting to eat? It seems like they're all skinny.

You sprinkle meth on your blunts? Interesting.

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
How does a tapir-dick come up in conversation?!?

When you start talking dirty.

Originally posted by Montecore
and the conversation just tapirs off.

How far is Flinty from prototype?

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by ironweed
When you start talking dirty.

Wow, you obviously do things very differently...