Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
How would Dirk Digler know of the possibility?

Christy Canyon?

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Christy Canyon?

I though she was merely hugely-breasted? Who knew she had I-95 between her thighs?

salon writers read this board. From the tv column:

Now we know that all we need to be happy is to watch it on TV. Thank you, Drunk Asshole Hotel!

I invented thte Thank you blank with exclamation mark. But I do credit her with calling Madonna "Mad Dog"

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Luckily for you, as a midwestern lawyer, you can have your pick of hot women and if you ever fuck a gal who feels like a glass of water, you can move on. And luckily for me, as a spinster, while probably floppy, my cooter will not be streteched anymore bc who is gonna use it? Plus, if a tree falls in a forest and noone is there to hear it, did it make noise? http://www.observer.com/pages/story.asp?ID=8049

In my experience, its not so much size as much as the height of the vagina on the pelvic bone. Some chicks have the "High V" and some chicks have the "Low V". The placement impacts what positions you can use most effectively with the woman. For example, dog style may be a bit uncomfortable with a Low V chick because you can get waaaay up in there, whereas pounding away missionary style on a High V chick will cause her some discomfort.

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Give it time. She's still young.

we had tight asses once, didnt we Mother? Now its the Pacific Ocean out back and the Atlantic Ocean up front. I guess that makes the Taint the United States.

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Was there any question? I thought that it went without saying that any man writing a article about whether some women are too big must have a small dick. How would Dirk Digler know of the possibility?

Perhaps from his Asian co star, Floppy Woo?

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by paigowprincess I guess that makes the Taint the United States.

Or the Panama canal.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by AngryMulletMan
That article must have been written by a guy who is a chubby chaser and he is trying to justify his preference with a sour grapes argument.

Although he is correct in that size matters for women as well as men. He's just wrong about the inverse relationship between body size and cooter floppiness.

Floppiness is genetic. I went out with a chick in high school who was normally built in every regard except for a floppy set of lips that looked with a waterlogged venus flytrap between her legs. She made those cartoon vaginas from the animated sequences in The Wall look conservative. Appalling. At the end of the date, I chided her for not warning me. "I could have goddamn drowned... You nearly kicked in my gag reflex!"

As to a cooter looking bigger on smaller skinnier girls, no shit. Of course it looks bigger. Any man who's ever showered in a group shower will tell you skinny small guys appear to be well hung. Its a trick of the brain - you perceive their dicks bigger because the body they're connected to is that much smaller.

As to fat girls having tighter cooters, no shit again. The same principle is at work when a submarine implodes at tremendous depth.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
we had tight asses once, didnt we Mother? Now its the Pacific Ocean out back and the Atlantic Ocean up front. I guess that makes the Taint the United States.

What do you mean by "we"?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Give it time. She's still young.

Or cheesecake.

p_l_flower: Help me out.
paigowprincess: just whiffing. that is all
p_l_flower: Just a random whiff?
p_l_flower: A whiff non sequitor?
p_l_flower: (My favorite kind)
paigowprincess: your general whiffage of the sebby variety
p_l_flower: MY whiffage?
p_l_flower: MY whiffage???
p_l_flower: My dear, I NEVER whiff.
p_l_flower: Unless done for irony sake.
p_l_flower: Or just for laughs.
paigowprincess: the royal your
paigowprincess: whiff
p_l_flower: You whiffed with your whiff
paigowprincess: whiff
p_l_flower: You whiffed on your whiff of a whiff. It is a double metawhiff.
paigowprincess: I knoew you took the "your" to mean you as a chance to say "my dear" which I invented, so your wfiff acc is a whiff

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Or cheesecake.

I was going for a different meaning.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Floppiness is genetic. I went out with a chick in high school who was normally built in every regard except for a floppy set of lips ...

I'm waiting for the part where you fucked her mother. Or sister.

If Sebby had read the article, he would know that the lips werent what was flopping. It was the woo. but I imagien that floppy lips would be like eating a soggy salty greasy roast beef sandwich?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I'm waiting for the part where you fucked her mother. Or sister.

I just made a phone call...apparently the lucky friend of mine who slept with sisters said they were completely different in that area.*


*but equally slutty (for control purposes -- I'm trying to be a little scientific here).