Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Nice ties, but I've never bought a RT shirt.

Both nice, but I would never spend such $ on a shirt. One flair dot, a slurp of taco sauce or a blob of barbecue and it's all over.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
But not a real fur coat, that's cruel.

How about a green dress?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I bought jeans for $260 the other day. It sounds extravagant, but they make my ass look fiiiiiine. Plus, the pockets are sparkly!!

Does it have a pineapple on the pocket?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Does it have a pineapple on the pocket?

Nope, just happy to see you.

Originally posted by tmdiva
Of course I watched, but I didn't vote.

Carrie did suck, and Randy's comment about her pitch was dead on (unlike her intonation). Simon's right, that the hard-core country fans will love her. However, if she wants to appeal to a wider audience, she's got to cover country songs with some crossover appeal, a la Dixie Chicks or at least Shania Twain. Martina McBride (whose songs I have only ever heard as covers on American Idol) will not cut it.

Vonzell gets points for ambition (and for how cute it was when her tough-looking brother cried while talking about her), but she still has some pretty serious lack-of-control issues.

Scott plain old sucked. And his Aaron Neville wobble was the worst I've heard it.

Anthony was also deep into suckitude. I could not believe they complimented him on his high notes, which to me sounded pinched. There is nothing interesting or noteworthy about his singing or his stage presence.

Constantine picked the wrong song--too repetitive and too narrow in melodic range. When he did the little scream at the end (those are hard to do and have them sound good--if you've ever tried you know), I was wishing he'd started doing that way earlier in the song. He also gets points off for having a creepy-looking older brother, but that's compensated for by his sassy mother and her wisecracks about how difficult he was as a teenager.

Bo does need to lose the sunglasses, and I thought the dashiki look was, well, interesting. But there's not much else negative I can say. He's a nice guy and a great performer, comfortable on the stage, blah blah blah. I just wish he had more sex appeal.

I think Scott goes, but then, I said that last week.

tm

Bo has a world of sex appeal. He makes funny faces and has a great confident smile. He seems like one of the most genruinely well adjusted, happy and appreciatvie people I have ever witnessed. ANd that is bangable. Its genuine. And you know he rocks in bed. Love his outfit- he is like the Dude without the Caucasian.

Originally posted by mmm3587
Correct. AI is a great illustration of the way that American major labels produce pop music, and it has little to do with talent, style, creativity or anything like that.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Then explain the wins of Ruben, Fantasia and the strong showing of Bo? The crap has been weedede out. Even the prancing balladeer isnt a Nick lachey or Band who sings Closing Time

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

What's H?

dtb? Hank?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
What's H?

dtb? Hank?

Duh. Hermaphrodite.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I don't know, but let me take the opportunity to say that Flinty has really grown on me these past few months. So he can hole up at my place if he wants.

Back off, bitch. The monkey is mine.

[notcasesensitive]

Any piano players out there remember that "There's A Hole In My Bucket, Dear Liza" song?

What kind of a lazy whiney fuck was Henry anyway? Why the fuck did Liza put up with him? He never would have made it past the first 2 episodes in Survivor. Unless the other players kept him along as a patsy.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Any piano players out there remember that "There's A Hole In My Bucket, Dear Liza" song?

What kind of a lazy whiney fuck was Henry anyway? Why the fuck did Liza put up with him? He never would have made it past the first 2 episodes in Survivor. Unless the other players kept him along as a patsy.

You. Fucking. Bitch. Now that's going through my head. Patch it. With Straw. Cut it. Whet it. Wet it.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Any piano players out there remember that "There's A Hole In My Bucket, Dear Liza" song?

What kind of a lazy whiney fuck was Henry anyway? Why the fuck did Liza put up with him? He never would have made it past the first 2 episodes in Survivor. Unless the other players kept him along as a patsy.

"Oh no, we got a bad bucket."

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You. Fucking. Bitch. Now that's going through my head. Patch it. With Straw. Cut it. Whet it. Wet it.

Share my joylessness.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Share my joylessness.

I intend to further it. Expand it. Enhance it.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Share my joylessness.

You forgot bitter.