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12-08-2006, 05:06 PM
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#3751
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Blood Diamond
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Wow, you obviously do things very differently...
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Like you've never been in a MFT three-way before. |
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12-08-2006, 05:06 PM
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#3752
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Blood Diamond
Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
When you start talking dirty.
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this is exactly what popped into my head as a result of your post:
I feel so dirty when they start talking cute
I wanna tell her that I love her but the point is probably moot |
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12-08-2006, 05:15 PM
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#3753
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Blood Diamond
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
this is exactly what popped into my head as a result of your post:
I feel so dirty when they start talking cute
I wanna tell her that I love her but the point is probably moot
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'cause she's watching him with those eeeeyyyyeees
and she's lovin' him with that body I just know it
and she's holdin' him in those arms late late at night
sorry if I got any of that wrong.
I think this qualifies as the happiest part of my day so far. |
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12-08-2006, 05:17 PM
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#3754
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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Blood Diamond
Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
Like you've never been in a MFT three-way before.
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Sure I have, but the tapir didn't talk.
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12-08-2006, 05:19 PM
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#3755
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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WTF
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Tonic contains quinine, which used to protect one against malaria, until the mosquitos became resistent to it.
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so you are getting the extra calories AND there is no malaria protection benefit??? Tonic is for suckers. |
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12-08-2006, 05:19 PM
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#3756
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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WTF
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
The best bang for your buck is a vodka soda or a bacardi diet coke. I'm just sayin'.
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I heart you (ignoring the bacardi/diet suggestion). |
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12-08-2006, 05:23 PM
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#3757
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,053
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WTF
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Tonic contains quinine, which used to protect one against malaria, until the mosquitos became resistent to it.
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Leading to the popularity of the Tanquerey & DEET.
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12-08-2006, 05:23 PM
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#3758
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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WTF
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I heart you (ignoring the bacardi/diet suggestion).
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And I heart you, as well as your super-secret significant other, for introducing me to the concept of vodka and soda. |
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12-08-2006, 05:24 PM
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#3759
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,053
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Blood Diamond
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
It could be a male. In Canada they harvest the testes humanely, leaving the tapir alive. The geldings are then trained to be seeing eye animals. Canadians don't waste anything.
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I think you're poutine us on.
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12-08-2006, 05:26 PM
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#3760
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Blood Diamond
Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
How does a tapir-dick come up in conversation?!?
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Ask TY. He started all this with his inside joke.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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12-08-2006, 05:28 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Blood Diamond
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I think you're poutine us on.
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You lost your built up Tanquery and DEET goodwill with this pun. I hope you can live with yourself. |
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12-08-2006, 05:30 PM
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#3762
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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Blood Diamond
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Ask TY. He started all this with his inside joke.
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What was the google image search you used to pull up this beauty? I liked the world better before I know a picture like that existed.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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12-08-2006, 05:31 PM
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#3763
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Blood Diamond
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
You lost your built up Tanquery and DEET goodwill with this pun. I hope you can live with yourself.
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I appreciated it. It made the Montecore post look good in comparison.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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12-08-2006, 05:32 PM
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#3764
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,053
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Blood Diamond
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
You lost your built up Tanquery and DEET goodwill with this pun. I hope you can live with yourself.
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Not after NFH's post I can't.
eta: If I can get "poutine" into a third post today, I believe that is what the Canadians call a "hat trick."
eata: I just did! Woo hoo!
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
Last edited by Tyrone Slothrop; 12-08-2006 at 05:35 PM..
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12-08-2006, 05:32 PM
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#3765
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Blood Diamond
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Ask TY. He started all this with his inside joke.
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This may be one of the most disturbing things ever posted on this board.
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