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12-30-2003, 04:55 PM
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With a passion that kills. Metaphorically.
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Luckily for you, as a midwestern lawyer, you can have your pick of hot women and if you ever fuck a gal who feels like a glass of water, you can move on. And luckily for me, as a spinster, while probably floppy, my cooter will not be streteched anymore bc who is gonna use it? Plus, if a tree falls in a forest and noone is there to hear it, did it make noise?
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Apropos of nothing, this made me think of Coltrane and Paigow as the protagonists that classic song of American angst; that ode to love, longing, and innocence lost. I refer, of course, to Bob Seger's Hollywood Nights.
After all, Paigow had been born with a face that would let her get her way. Coltrane (the Midwestern boy on his own) took one look at Paigow's soft eyes (so innocent and blue), and not only did he know that he was too far from home, but when he saw that face, he had lost all control.
Need I add that Paigow was looking so right in her diamonds and frills, and that she had all of her skills? I think that I need not. |
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12-30-2003, 04:56 PM
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
If Sebby had read the article, he would know that the lips werent what was flopping. It was the woo. but I imagien that floppy lips would be like eating a soggy salty greasy roast beef sandwich?
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The symbiosis b/w you and Sebby is amazing...
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12-30-2003, 04:56 PM
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Trashy Wench
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: reclining on a pile of cash
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Ode to Thurgreed wherever she is
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
You whiffed on your whiff of a whiff. It is a double metawhiff.
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A greasy whiff dispels the stench of worthiness....
http://www.guardian.co.uk/parl/Story...461027,00.html |
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12-30-2003, 04:57 PM
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#3769
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With a passion that kills. Metaphorically.
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Apropos of nothing, this made me think of Coltrane and Paigow as the protagonists that classic song of American angst; that ode to love, longing, and innocence lost. I refer, of course, to Bob Seger's Hollywood Nights.
After all, Paigow had been born with a face that would let her get her way. Coltrane (the Midwestern boy on his own) took one look at Paigow's soft eyes (so innocent and blue), and not only did he know that he was too far from home, but when he saw that face, he had lost all control.
Need I add that Paigow was looking so right in her diamonds and frills, and that she had all of her skills? I think that I need not.
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I think the song you are thinkking of is Here's to you, Missus Princessson. |
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12-30-2003, 05:00 PM
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In 2004, I resolve to Not Annoy sebby.
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I'm waiting for the part where you fucked her mother. Or sister.
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Her sister was fucking hot, and she later became a naughty slut, but alas, when I knew slept with the elder sister, the younger sister was 12.
... so I just jacked off while thinking about her.
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12-30-2003, 05:02 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
If Sebby had read the article, he would know that the lips werent what was flopping. It was the woo. but I imagien that floppy lips would be like eating a soggy salty greasy roast beef sandwich?
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Reading? Interesting idea. I find it intriguing and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
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12-30-2003, 05:02 PM
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Trashy Wench
Join Date: Mar 2003
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In 2004, I resolve to Not Annoy sebby.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Her sister was fucking hot, and she later became a naughty slut, but alas, when I knew slept with the elder sister, the younger sister was 12.
... so I just jacked off while thinking about her.
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WTF did you just say? |
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12-30-2003, 05:03 PM
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In 2004, I resolve to Not Annoy sebby.
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I was going for a different meaning.
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I don't think there is one, unless you're talking subtextual.
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12-30-2003, 05:04 PM
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#3774
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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In 2004, I resolve to Not Annoy sebby.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Her sister was fucking hot, and she later became a naughty slut, but alas, when I knew slept with the elder sister, the younger sister was 12.
... so I just jacked off while thinking about her.
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Nice. My point was, how would you know that the floppiness is genetic? The evidence from Coltrane's friend who seems to have fucked his own sisters suggests otherwise. |
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12-30-2003, 05:07 PM
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#3775
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
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In 2004, I resolve to Not Annoy sebby.
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Nice. My point was, how would you know that the floppiness is genetic? The evidence from Coltrane's friend who seems to have fucked his own sisters suggests otherwise.
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You know what I meant by "had", Timmy.
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12-30-2003, 05:08 PM
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Trashy Wench
Join Date: Mar 2003
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In 2004, I resolve to Not Annoy sebby.
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Perhaps from his Asian co star, Floppy Woo?
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Woo? Isn't that guy a millionaire? |
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12-30-2003, 05:09 PM
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#3777
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In 2004, I resolve to Not Annoy sebby.
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Originally posted by AngryMulletMan
WTF did you just say?
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My good man, thank you for taking me to task for my terrible grammar.
I mean to say that because my date's sister was only 12 and therefore off limits in this state I masturbated while thinking of her.
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12-30-2003, 05:09 PM
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#3778
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In 2004, I resolve to Not Annoy sebby.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I don't think there is one, unless you're talking subtextual.
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Or submarine. |
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12-30-2003, 05:10 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Keira
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Keef's a bedrock. He's too simple to be bisexual. If he's bi, Clint Eastwood's bi, and if Clint's bi, well, hell... I might just have to try this bi thing.
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Translation: If Clint would have me, I'd let him take me right up the ass.
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12-30-2003, 05:10 PM
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In 2004, I resolve to Not Annoy sebby.
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Nice. My point was, how would you know that the floppiness is genetic? The evidence from Coltrane's friend who seems to have fucked his own sisters suggests otherwise.
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he whiffed again. thats like ten in one day |
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