Fashion Board 2-3-04 to 3-5-04

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
It's not easy to tell you this, but I think the first symptom of Kreuzfeld-Jakob disease is reversing the names.

That disease is some scary shit. It makes me wonder why all those people are risking their lives getting into those hybrid Toyota cars.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
It's not easy to tell you this, but I think the first symptom of Kreuzfeld-Jakob disease is reversing the names.

Whiff (I think). Less was pre-med undergrad; he had to know that.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Whiff (I think). Less was pre-med undergrad; he had to know that.

Whiff. The joke was not that he never knew it, but that he knew it and fucked it up because his brain is rotting into slime in his skull. Now go get some kind of head covering for your avatar.

Jessica Simpson's head is kinda square and man-like.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Similarly, people who have difficulty controlling their blood cholesterol may also want to be cautious about eating egg yolks and choose foods made with egg whites instead.

This is in line with what I said. But if you feel like you are contradicting me, maybe you are. bitch.

I have no cholesterol problems. And I don't like eggs. I don't think those two things are related, by the way.

But there is someone I sleep with from time to time who has had some cholesterol woes and who used to eat eggs daily. His doctor said quit it.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
This is in line with what I said. But if you feel like you are contradicting me, maybe you are. bitch.

I have no cholesterol problems. And I don't like eggs. I don't think those two things are related, by the way.

But there is someone I sleep with from time to time who has had some cholesterol woes and who used to eat eggs daily. His doctor said quit it.

I am totally contradicting you, you fucking bitch. Maybe you should check with another vet re: daily eggs.

Alcohol lowers cholesterol, you lush. Think about it.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
This is in line with what I said. But if you feel like you are contradicting me, maybe you are. bitch.

I have no cholesterol problems. And I don't like eggs. I don't think those two things are related, by the way.

But there is someone I sleep with from time to time who has had some cholesterol woes and who used to eat eggs daily. His doctor said quit it.

http://www.ninds.nih.gov/health_and_...orders/cjd.htm

Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (CJD) is a rare, degenerative, invariably fatal brain disorder that is caused by a type of protein called a prion.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Alcohol lowers cholesterol, you lush. Think about it.

I know someone (maybe even the same person I referenced above) who wishes that were true. at least once a day.

lush is good. I'm not sure whether or not I favor that identifier over slut. will consider.

[Dave]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Jessica Simpson's head is kinda square and man-like.

Singing Barbie looks pretty awful in her Pizza Hut commercials, like they used spackle for makeup or something. And there was way too much of it. And bad lighting. Ugh.

Otherwise, she isn't hard on the eyes, square head or no square head.

ETA: Not ironic but bemusing that she's a cosmetics endorser of some sort.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
lush is good. I'm not sure whether or not I favor that identifier over slut. will consider.

You can be both, you know. And, maybe the person referenced above would have even higher cholesterol if em did not drink at all! Maybe Wanker can PM you about Lipitor.

[Dave]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive

But there is someone I sleep with from time to time who has had some cholesterol woes and who used to eat eggs daily. His doctor said quit it.

Could be that Herr Mann's doctor might listen to the American Heart Association and loosen up a little.

Link to AHA Position

I don't think they have a position on more boring, rice or eggs?

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Dave

Love the new avatar, Dave.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Dave
Singing Barbie looks pretty awful in her Pizza Hut commercials, like they used spackle for makeup or something.

Otherwise, she isn't hard on the eyes, square head or no square head.

I didn't say she was hard on the eyes (she's a Texan, born and bred, so how could she be?); I just find the head shape a little disconcerting. I wonder what they would do about that if she were on Extreme Makeover?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I didn't say she was hard on the eyes (she's a Texan, born and bred, so how could she be?); I just find the head shape a little disconcerting. I wonder what they would do about that if she were on Extreme Makeover?

Brain implants.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by LessinSF
From an SF chron columnist:

"As to other cultural events, I attended a showing of Mel Gibson's new movie this week, but feel unqualified to review it because I drank a large cup of coffee before the screening and therefore was in the ladies' room when Jesus' arm was getting pulled out of its socket. Darn, I always miss the good stuff."

In another porn-themed review of Thee Holy Snuff Film, reviewer Felicia Feaster (heh) writes:

"God's own tear becomes a sci-fi money shot. "

http://atlanta.creativeloafing.com/flicks_review.html

I might have to see this after all.

[SlaveNoMore]

LessinSF
Since when have I had to have a point? Sometimes I am simply stream-of-conciousness gibberish a la Paigow, except for my sentences are in commonly understood English, my spelling is impeccable, and there are no indications of advancing Jacob-Kreutzfeld disease.

Ah.