Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
intos

Just because the people here who make typos are mostly well-loved, does not mean that if you start making typos you'll be thought of better. Paigow would be Paigow even if we had spell check.

Like in HS, when you started trying to smoke cigarettes but still couldn't get dates.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
anyone have any good remedies for this? ITs been several days now.

Bind them so they can't move. Or abortion.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I am, too, but RT's got that search function working extra-nice.



Yeah, that's not sounding so good.

You too? Why are you people reading exclusivity in the group of losers where none was written? I worked with losers. Subset of that were guys getting divorces. Not all loser are were married and/or divorced. Do I have to draw a diagram?

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I didn't say that. Both you and Gatti are putting words in my mouth. I said the guys I worked with were losers. Cheated on their wives, treated them badly (one guy had an affair with his wife's sister) and were *shocked* when their wives walked out.

And still, when we had the "my divorce is finally final" night out on the town for these guys, I was surprised at how many women fell for the line, "hey my divorce is final today. I need someone to sit on my lap." It worked every freakin time - scary.

Wow. If that works for scumbags like that, I wonder if it would work for me -- I would just be lying about the divorce part.


Oh, and what GGG said about you trashing men generally. We're really not all that bad. I mean, others aren't.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I like the triple exclamations. I welcome you into the loser club. ABBA and I have been chilling the booze and preparing the hors d'oevres for your My Divorce Is Finally Final party.

(ABBA has offered to sit on your lap.)

Aren't you inviting the men? I can be a non-scumbag.

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Just because the people here who make typos are mostly well-loved, does not mean that if you start making typos you'll be thought of better. Paigow would be Paigow even if we had spell check.

Like in HS, when you started trying to smoke cigarettes but still couldn't get dates.

I don't even know what this means.

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Bind them so they can't move. Or abortion.

As I sit here, on my ass, typing, they aren't moving but they are still killing. So that isn't it.

Abortion is not an option but I am sure that Shifter Jr. appreciates the thoght.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
You too? Why are you people reading exclusivity in the group of losers where none was written? I worked with losers. Subset of that were guys getting divorces. Not all loser are were married and/or divorced. Do I have to draw a diagram?

so you're saying your post could have as easily been "there were lots of divorces at my last job because I worked with lots of people who ATE LUNCH (or fill in any numner of other things)?"

This is when people say post hoc, right?

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
As I sit here, on my ass, typing, they aren't moving but they are still killing. So that isn't it.

Abortion is not an option but I am sure that Shifter Jr. appreciates the thoght.

Deep tissue massage/heated stones may help.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
You forgot bitter.

I thought bitter was reserved for us spinsters?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I don't even know what this means.

You checked this for typos, didn't you? Admit it.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
I thought bitter was reserved for us spinsters?

smug marrieds have trouble differentiating amongst the divorcees and the spinsters. please forgive them. they don't have time in their busy married life to devote to the less fortunate.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
But nfh thinks people who get divorced are losers. Loser and bitter go hand in hand. Don't try to fight it, ncs.

actually, bitters goes with certain cocktails. You know, an old fashioned or a sauzurac (or whatenver that southern deal is called).

And now I have a severe craving for Wild Turkey. But I'd settle for Makers.

Fuck it, pour me a tall Jack on the rocks and I'd be happy.

What were we talking about again?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Deep tissue massage/heated stones may help.

She's preggo?

Dumbass. I have never had a professional massage person touch my breasts, whether rubbing with hands or placing stones on them. I suspect that your wife is actually cheating on you.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
smug marrieds have trouble differentiating amongst the divorcees and the spinsters. please forgive them. they don't have time in their busy married life to devote to the less fortunate.

<sigh> I'll try.

Oh, and thanks for the random musing. I think. It brought back fond memories of piano sing-a-longs with the Mitch Miller songbook.

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do.....