The New And Improved Fashion Board

[andViolins]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
After a week or so, the barristas got to know me, take pity on me, and give me the screwed up orders that they otherwise would have thrown away.*


*The orders that were made perfectly fine, but weren't what the person had ordered or were duplicates or had fat in the nonfat latte or whatever.

So you actually drank the grande mocha-tapir dick latte with a double shot of quinine? Yum.

aV

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Outable!

Jesus people. You all act like you're the only one to ever suck tapir dick. And now, I guarantee you are not first and won't be last. Some of you will suck it tonight. I would put money on it.

[SlaveNoMore]

for money

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
This may be one of the most disturbing things ever posted on this board.

I could dig up the image of the punker with the forked tongue if that will help...

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I prefer the sort, like the boxed wine thing with Penske and Ty, that everyone can pick up and have fun with, even if you have no fucking clue how it started or what it really means.

Have you run over Santa yet?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by dtb
Has anyone ever taken a BarBri self-study course? I am signed up for one, and am wondering if I'm going to have difficulty just listening to a lecture instead of having some person up there to watch.

You must be expecting one mutherfuckin' entertaining lecturer.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Doesn't meth keep you from even wanting to eat? It seems like they're all skinny.

The weight loss is mostly due to fewer teeth. Teeth weigh more than muscle OR fat!

[notcasesensitive]

I was one last night (inadvertantly). May I just mention that it is not as much fun as Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn might lead you to believe. At least when the holiday party is for "municipal bond traders".

Very nice vodka soda from the open bar though.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
You must be expecting one mutherfuckin' entertaining lecturer.

That Whitebread fellow is much less funny without the visual.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
for money

Fuck ESPN. They post an picture of Pettite.

And have this story:

Catfight! Brazilian handball match nixed after brawl

But where are the pics? Coltrane--can you find 'em?

[SlaveNoMore]

robustpuppy
That Whitebread fellow is much less funny without the visual.

12 years later, his jokes were exactly the same.

[kind of like here, come to think of it]

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Spanky
1)First, if I have her on ignore (and she clearly does not have me on ignore) how am I the one senselessly gesticulating?

2) If what I said before didn't put the nail in my coffin with the FB Betties this post certainly will. Hopefully it will be quite liberating and they all will put me on ignore.

You can tell a lot by what a woman writes. Generally the more sensitive to criticism, the more upset they get when you talk about models, strippers, playmates (or other women in professions that require physical beauty), and the quicker they are to accuse you of being sexist, the less attractive they are.

If they are hot, they are not threatened by playmates and strippers (because they think they can compete) and therefore find such topics interesting. They are less sensitive because they have been more in the drivers seat when it comes to relationships with men and are less bitter about the way they have been treated by men. And the liberal use of the term sexist? - well I think we have all seen what sort of women attend a feminist collective meeting (and in my personal experience I have never been accused by an attractive woman of being sexist. But have been so accused by many unattractive woman).

My guess from what they have posted:

GWNC - pretty hot (probably steaming hot)
NCS - not so hot.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
12 years later, his jokes were exactly the same.

[kind of like here, come to think of it]

Nice sweater.

TM

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter

At least I have a steaming hot internet girlfriend. I'm an overachiever.

[dtb]

This was precious:

• And the liberal use of the term sexist? - well I think we have all seen what sort of women attend a feminist collective meeting (and in my personal experience I have never been accused by an attractive woman of being sexist. But have been so accused by many unattractive woman).

I still giggle every time I read it.

Good times.