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bold_n_brazen · 11-14-2005, 02:19 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I'll come visit Dana and then we can work out our act.

Dana is a very butch lesbian. Maybe we can work her into the act.

ABBAKiss · 11-14-2005, 02:23 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Dana is a very butch lesbian. Maybe we can work her into the act.

This could work, but I am most definitely femme, and most definitely attracted to same. Not really into the butch. I assume you are femme? So this would be an fbf act?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 11-14-2005, 02:31 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Never thought I would be rooting against a Yankee to win MVP, especially when a Bosox player could win it. But I don't want ARod to get it. I don't want him to be acknowledged. I don't want him walking around thinking he's the MVP. He's not. Not even close. If I cringe when you walk to the plate in the playoffs with runners in scoring position, you can't have it. And even though it's a regular season award, you don't fucking deserve it.

TM

So hate the prissy mug is the winning argument for you?

Oddly, as much as I hate a-rod too, and not because the sox didn't work out a trade, he has the numbers and performance in the regular season to merit the award.

Of course, he may end up being one of those guys who at the end of their career it's said "he went to the yankees just to collect a ring before retiring." The way he's played the last two years suggests he's not getting them there, someone else will.

Penske_Account · 11-14-2005, 02:52 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Neither. Paul Konerko should win.

2. I am for anyone who results in the Red Sox and Yankees both losing.

bold_n_brazen · 11-14-2005, 02:54 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
This could work, but I am most definitely femme, and most definitely attracted to same. Not really into the butch. I assume you are femme? So this would be an fbf act?

I am indeed femme. So yes, fbf.

And how sad is it that we are talking about new careers as strippers and the boys are talking about baseball?

Penske_Account · 11-14-2005, 03:06 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I am indeed femme. So yes, fbf.

And how sad is it that we are talking about new careers as strippers and the boys are talking about baseball?

I will be in Tampa/St Pete in April and am perpetually in the market for my first tattoo and am also a big fan of butch lesbians. Is this Dana person proximate to that area?

Also I like strippers better than baseball, notwithstanding my immediately prior post.

Pretty Little Flower · 11-14-2005, 03:09 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
He recommended a friend of his, in the shop, who he said would do a good job. And boy, oh boy, did he ever.

Tattoo with a happy ending?

bold_n_brazen · 11-14-2005, 03:10 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Tattoo with a happy ending?

Holy shit. It's like you were there.

greatwhitenorthchick · 11-14-2005, 03:12 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I got my first tattoo (right hip under bikini area) in 1996, I designed it myself, and I simply walked into a tattoo parlor and walked out with it done.

I got my second tattoo (tramp stamp) in 1999, I designed it myself, and I went to an artist recommended by my now ex-husband.

I am happy with both. I want another one, but I am leary of crossing the three tattoo limit. I would have to simply give up and become a stripper I think if I did that.

I often have dreams in which my body, or very public parts of it, is covered in heinous tattoos. To the point of waking up really upset about it.

My first tattoo, I went with three other friends to this biker guy. Very nice guy, but he worked out of his shed. A little sketchy. I like the tattoo.

My second tattoo, I walked into a tattoo parlor in a rebellious mood. I said "I want that there" - pointed to a picture and my body part and that was that. Regretted it ever since. Worst. Tattoo. Ever.

I toss about the idea of getting another tattoo but am a little gun-shy.

NotFromHere · 11-14-2005, 03:14 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
So hate the prissy mug is the winning argument for you?

Oddly, as much as I hate a-rod too, and not because the sox didn't work out a trade, he has the numbers and performance in the regular season to merit the award.

Of course, he may end up being one of those guys who at the end of their career it's said "he went to the yankees just to collect a ring before retiring." The way he's played the last two years suggests he's not getting them there, someone else will.

I'm going to have to agree with TM here. The title is for "Most Valuable Player." It's not "guy with the best stats." Even though the guy with the best stats usually wins that crown.
You select the guy who, if you lost him, would create a giant loss for your team. Most valuable. I don't think you can say that guy is A-Rod. More like losing a Priest Holmes or something like that.

eta - Well, too late I guess. It's a done deal - whether he deserves it or not.

NotFromHere · 11-14-2005, 03:18 PM

ASTANA (Reuters) - Kazakhstan's Foreign Ministry threatened legal action on Monday against comedian Sacha Baron Cohen, who wins laughs by portraying the central Asian state as a country populated by drunks who enjoy cow-punching as a sport.

Baron Cohen appears to have drawn official Kazakh ire after he hosted the annual MTV Europe Music Awards show in Lisbon earlier this month as Borat, who arrived in an Air Kazakh propeller plane controlled by a one-eyed pilot clutching a vodka bottle.

Cohen's earlier jokes about the Central Asian state include claims that the people would shoot a dog and then have a party, and that local wine was made from fermented horse urine.

Da Ali G Show

Replaced_Texan · 11-14-2005, 03:21 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
My first tattoo, I went with three other friends to this biker guy. Very nice guy, but he worked out of his shed. A little sketchy. I like the tattoo.

My second tattoo, I walked into a tattoo parlor in a rebellious mood. I said "I want that there" - pointed to a picture and my body part and that was that. Regretted it ever since. Worst. Tattoo. Ever.

I toss about the idea of getting another tattoo but am a little gun-shy.

Mine was a pact with my three siblings. We decided that we'd all get the same tattoo (same symbol, though not necessarily the same design) "someday". My youngest sister got hers the very next month. I waited five years to get mine as a birthday present for myself. My brother keeps on saying that he's waiting for the perfect design to manifest and/or for him to get in better shape first. My other sister has backed out entirely.

I've been thinking about this next one for about five years, which is about average for me. I think it's going to go on my right hip, and inspriation on the final part of it struck over this past fourth of july, when we were drunkenly setting off fireworks on the beach and not doing a very good job of making them go up. Fireworks are very, very pretty when you're inside them.

ThurgreedMarshall · 11-14-2005, 03:35 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I got my first tattoo (right hip under bikini area) in 1996, I designed it myself, and I simply walked into a tattoo parlor and walked out with it done.

I got my second tattoo (tramp stamp) in 1999, I designed it myself, and I went to an artist recommended by my now ex-husband.

I am happy with both. I want another one, but I am leary of crossing the three tattoo limit. I would have to simply give up and become a stripper I think if I did that.

I often have dreams in which my body, or very public parts of it, is covered in heinous tattoos. To the point of waking up really upset about it.

What is with tattoos, anyway? I used to understand them when they actually made you different or an individual. But it seems to me that today, when someone gets a tattoo, it's just another act of conformity.

TM

ltl/fb · 11-14-2005, 03:38 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
What is with tattoos, anyway? I used to understand them when they actually made you different or an individual. But it seems to me that today, when someone gets a tattoo, it's just another act of conformity.

TM

It seems far stupider to get one just because no one else does it than to get one because you like it.

J. Fred Muggs · 11-14-2005, 03:40 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
What is with tattoos, anyway? I used to understand them when they actually made you different or an individual. But it seems to me that today, when someone gets a tattoo, it's just another act of conformity.

TM

Like smoking, it's a way to signal to others that you are easy. Smoking has more health risks though.