The New And Improved Fashion Board

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
At least I have a steaming hot internet girlfriend. I'm an overachiever.

I really don't like the use of "steaming" here; can we use "smokin'" instead? "Steaming hot" brings to mind an entirely different image than is intended.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I really don't like the use of "steaming" here; can we use "smokin'" instead? "Steaming hot" brings to mind an entirely different image than is intended.

MOIST . . . ure is bad? Huh.

(yes, I know you are referring to poo-poo; that hadn't occurred to me and I was thinking of her as all kind of hot and wet and sweaty and steamy)

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
MOIST . . . ure is bad? Huh.

(yes, I know you are referring to poo-poo; that hadn't occurred to me and I was thinking of her as all kind of hot and wet and sweaty and steamy)

That's reasonable enough. Hot and wet and sweaty and steamy is good. But, prior to Spanky's post, I don't think I'd ever heard a woman described as "steaming hot." "Smokin' hot" lots of times. But never "steaming hot." Maybe its a GOP thing.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
That's reasonable enough. Hot and wet and sweaty and steamy is good. But, prior to Spanky's post, I don't think I'd ever heard a woman described as "steaming hot." "Smokin' hot" lots of times. But never "steaming hot." Maybe its a GOP thing.

Ah. I don't know if I have or not.

Maybe he is really, really noirish? I don't think gwinky has ever said she's into that kind of stuff.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Ah. I don't know if I have or not.

Maybe he is really, really noirish? I don't think gwinky has ever said she's into that kind of stuff.

The neocons are all about the scat.

[SlaveNoMore]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
But, prior to Spanky's post, I don't think I'd ever heard a woman described as "steaming hot." "Smokin' hot" lots of times. But never "steaming hot." Maybe its a GOP thing.

It's an Alyssa Milano thing

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
for money

Return, prodigal!
For sixteen million dollars
Yanks rent a left arm.

[SlaveNoMore]

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
The neocons are all about the scat.

He was a neocon? Truly a renaissance man.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
To the tune of Jay-Z's LA LA LA (If you want to keep up go here, even though it's tough to follow: http://meems.imeem.com/T5l2MBVX/musi...me_miss_again/ )

"Fa La, La, La"

[Chorus]
Christmas time's all about the Fa La, La, La
Jewish peeps still lovin' Fa La, La, La
dtb even on that Fa La, La, La
With a sock, sing a Christmas lullaby (C'mon)
Excuse me miss
I'm the shit
You should come
Get with me
Basically.

Hold up. Skip all the flirtin' let's just fight tonight
homey

[Verse 1]
Too bad my posts ain't as modest as you like
But come, get some you little bum
I posts my shit even when it's cruel or dumb
ppnyc weighs about a ton
Said goodbye and thought that the bitch was done
Shoulda known there's no way to make her run
Takin' money from her kids for Burberry Patterns
Fake Menolo's boots straight from Steve Madden
Lies about tits: 38 double K?
She wanna pass, so she kiss partner asses, but
We know she's strictly no-class
Lay back, hear the payback, kick that fat ass
I ask
Have you ever in your big-bellied life
Ever seen a fuckin' sandwich that you didn't even like?
Look but don't touch, silly bitch think twice
Cuz the gut that you got gotta get a little light
Am I right?

(Get back to Fa La, La, La)
[Chorus 2]
Christmas chant, and it goes: Fa La, La, La
Abbakiss? Always smoking. Fa La, La, La
Sucks a cock, baby, don't ask her why
C'mon
Excuse me miss
I'm the shit
You should come
Get with me
Basically.

Hold up. Skip all the flirtin' let's just fuck tonight
Mami

[Verse 2]
PB's full of bullshit, The Big Board's still a no-go
gwinc's avatar should be the FB logo
All attracted to her because they know though
Little red bikini, cut is European
You know she's a 10, your chances? Pretty slim
Stick to 2.5 you know you'll get some then
Sick with a post spanky no physician, in the world could fix him
No prescription you can prescribe to subside his affliction
He's not a sane man, he's more like the Rainman, twitchin'
Slave can't dance. He closed his kitchen
Hank still posts like a headless chicken
Stop dissin' the Texans on this board
You can't see Reg Bush, cuz Williams came before
This ain't 'SC bitch, it's the PRO switch
He's RT's Franchise like the Houston Rockets'
Yao MING

[Chorus 3]
RT decoratin', Fa La, La, La
Slave and Less out West, Fa La, La, La
Flinty knife -- don't need the .45
A nono post acts like a lullaby
C'mon
Pass the spliff
That's the shit
He should come
Hang with me
Basically.

Hold up, skip all the singing let's get high tonight
Flower

[Verse 3]
Forget English, talk Sebby-language
All over the map, make you feel the anguish
Big Diamond necklace, more on the wrist
bnb's so rich that bitch'll make you sick
Don't confuse me with no NB out this bitch
Flame up on me, think you're right? You just start a fight
Coltrane's girls got me sayin' Fa La, La, La
Not wack
Missed a submission? Why do that?
Let's get back to the music, I ain't with all that
Plus Infirm's tappin' my postings. (Y'all get all that?)
I am THE public enemy #1
Public enemy #2 is Pen-ske's crew (S.O.C.*!)
Now I ain't down with who like me or who like you
"That's gay." Say that and ncs will make you pay
But get a pen, I'll tell my firm my plans for the future
Partner, get in my face again, I'll have ta shoot ya
As WE

[Chorus 3]
Keep singing Fa La, La, La
Merry Christmas, motherfuckers, Fa La, La, La
That's as close as it gets and you know why
It's Thurgreed's Christmas Lullaby
C'mon
Excuse me miss
I'm the shit
You should come
Hang with me
Basically.

Hold up, skip all the singing cuz I'm out tonight
See ya

TM

*(K.)

Props! Can't knock yo hustle TM. Indeed.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Props! Can't knock yo hustle TM. Indeed.

Do you see what I see?

[Flinty_McFlint]

Hello?
I wish I was little bit meaner
I wish I was a schemer
I wish I had a knife that could stab through your screeners
I wish I had ABBA in the back of a cab
And an M5 Beemer

I wish I was like six-foot-nine
So I can get with gwinky
Cause she won't blow me but yo she's really fine
You know I see all you online
Everytime I post, and even while drinking
I am thinking up a way to stab you all
Cause bnb’s living phat
Her boyfriend's cash and he does math
So how am I gonna compete with that
Cause when it comes to playing schmoopie-ball
I'm always last to be picked
And in some cases never picked at all
So I just stand off to the side
Or shut up in the corner with the rest of the socks
Who’d just rather run and hide
Dang y'all! I never understood, (whack!)
Why TM gets the fly girls
And me I get my hood crapped
I tell 'em scat, skittle, scabobble
Stop or NotBob’ll
Put you in the hospital
For talkin' that mess
I confess it's a shame when you’re working for a firm
That puts you in a box and nobody knows yo' name
Glad I came to my senses
Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach
Overcommeth by thoughts of being there forever
Right?
So now I work short days and see my kids everynight.

(Chorus)
I wish I was little bit meaner
I wish I was a schemer
I wish I had a knife that could stab through your screeners
I wish I had ABBA in the back of a cab
And an M5 Beemer
I wish I was little bit meaner
I wish I was a schemer
I wish I had a knife that could stab through your screeners
I wish I had ABBA in the back of a cab
And an M5 Beemer


I wish I had a brand-new rap
No crap, I got this monkey rep
And everytime I post, yo I gets laughed at
And when I'm on the board I'm laid back
I see some big racks and read about who’s on crack
And who's flat
And do you really wanna know what's really whack
See I can't even win a race
So, what you think of that?
I heard that RP worked friendlies
Let the lackies give out jimmies
But really tho' I 'm not in the know
When I'm in my office I can't even get a hello
Well so many people wanna post crap on Friday
Well then I'ma have to get in my car and go
You know I take 101 until the 92
Get off at 3, IM my homies “I laugh at you”
Cause it's hard to survive when your billin'
In a glass-walled prison and
These days just keep passin' you by
Bill more time, bill more time
Makes me say my, my, my

(Chorus)
I wish I was little bit meaner
I wish I was a schemer
I wish I had a knife that could stab through your screeners
I wish I had ABBA in the back of a cab
And an M5 Beemer

I wish I was little bit meaner
I wish I was a schemer
I wish I had a knife that could stab through your screeners
I wish I had ABBA in the back of a cab
And an M5 Beemer

I wish I was little bit meaner
I wish I was a schemer

Hey, I wish I had my way
Cause everyday would be Breasticle Day
You could even see pp’s tittays
I would play FB games
Name your kids FB names Little Hankie, Fringey, Coltrane
Yo you know that's on the real
So if you're sick of reading crap
Then you should notice how I deal
Cause if I don't want you around
It’s so simple, Burger button, off to fu-town
Hey, you , what's that sound?
Everybody look what's going down
Ahhhh, yes, ain't that fresh?
Everybody wants to get down like dat

(Chorus)
I wish I was little bit meaner
I wish I was a schemer
I wish I had a knife that could stab through your screeners
I wish I had ABBA in the back of a cab
And an M5 Beemer
I wish I was little bit meaner
I wish I was a schemer
I wish I had a knife that could stab through your screeners
I wish I had ABBA in the back of a cab
And an M5 Beemer


music link (SOUND)

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Bookslut picks the best book covers of 2006. "You know, it's hard to come up with a cover that says 'buy this prison rape memoir,' which makes this book's accomplishment all the greater. . . ."

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
(song thing)

Re: ABBA and the cab, are you coming out of the closet? I am so happy for you.

Weren't we going to do festive winter gathering-type music? Like, um, carols or that dreidel song?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Hello?
I wish I was little bit meaner
I wish I was a schemer
I wish I had a knife that could stab through your screeners
I wish I had ABBA in the back of a cab
And an M5 Beemer

I wish I was like six-foot-nine
So I can get with gwinky
Cause she won't blow me but yo she's really fine
You know I see all you online
Everytime I post, and even while drinking
I am thinking up a way to stab you all
Cause bnb’s living phat
Her boyfriend's cash and he does math
So how am I gonna compete with that
Cause when it comes to playing schmoopie-ball
I'm always last to be picked
And in some cases never picked at all
So I just stand off to the side
Or shut up in the corner with the rest of the socks
Who’d just rather run and hide
Dang y'all! I never understood, (whack!)
Why TM gets the fly girls
And me I get my hood crapped
I tell 'em scat, skittle, scabobble
Stop or NotBob’ll
Put you in the hospital
For talkin' that mess
I confess it's a shame when you’re working for a firm
That puts you in a box and nobody knows yo' name
Glad I came to my senses
Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach
Overcommeth by thoughts of being there forever
Right?
So now I work short days and see my kids everynight.

(Chorus)
I wish I was little bit meaner
I wish I was a schemer
I wish I had a knife that could stab through your screeners
I wish I had ABBA in the back of a cab
And an M5 Beemer
I wish I was little bit meaner
I wish I was a schemer
I wish I had a knife that could stab through your screeners
I wish I had ABBA in the back of a cab
And an M5 Beemer


I wish I had a brand-new rap
No crap, I got this monkey rep
And everytime I post, yo I gets laughed at
And when I'm on the board I'm laid back
I see some big racks and read about who’s on crack
And who's flat
And do you really wanna know what's really whack
See I can't even win a race
So, what you think of that?
I heard that RP worked friendlies
Let the lackies give out jimmies
But really tho' I 'm not in the know
When I'm in my office I can't even get a hello
Well so many people wanna post crap on Friday
Well then I'ma have to get in my car and go
You know I take 101 until the 92
Get off at 3, IM my homies “I laugh at you”
Cause it's hard to survive when your billin'
In a glass-walled prison and
These days just keep passin' you by
Bill more time, bill more time
Makes me say my, my, my

(Chorus)
I wish I was little bit meaner
I wish I was a schemer
I wish I had a knife that could stab through your screeners
I wish I had ABBA in the back of a cab
And an M5 Beemer

I wish I was little bit meaner
I wish I was a schemer
I wish I had a knife that could stab through your screeners
I wish I had ABBA in the back of a cab
And an M5 Beemer

I wish I was little bit meaner
I wish I was a schemer

Hey, I wish I had my way
Cause everyday would be Breasticle Day
You could even see pp’s tittays
I would play FB games
Name your kids FB names Little Hankie, Fringey, Coltrane
Yo you know that's on the real
So if you're sick of reading crap
Then you should notice how I deal
Cause if I don't want you around
It’s so simple, Burger button, off to fu-town
Hey, you , what's that sound?
Everybody look what's going down
Ahhhh, yes, ain't that fresh?
Everybody wants to get down like dat

(Chorus)
I wish I was little bit meaner
I wish I was a schemer
I wish I had a knife that could stab through your screeners
I wish I had ABBA in the back of a cab
And an M5 Beemer
I wish I was little bit meaner
I wish I was a schemer
I wish I had a knife that could stab through your screeners
I wish I had ABBA in the back of a cab
And an M5 Beemer


music link (SOUND)

is there an urban contemporary catagory?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
is there an urban contemporary catagory?

Do you think that "Lost in Love" still qualifies as contemporary?