Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[Dave]

Originally posted by barely_legal
Don't give in to the guilt. Wallow in the trashiness, like me. Life is good when you free yourself to mock everybody and everything you encounter.

It helps to hate people, too. All people.

Definitely board motto material.

I caught only the last few minutes of the show, as they were cutting 12 down to 8.

That much, plus the preview of the next show, was easily enough to convince me that this is worth watching, and not just for Jamie's chest.

What I don't know is how they could have possibly axed the guy who looked (is such a thing is possible) like the 16 year old, 6'3", stick thin, flamboyantly gay SF style (NTTAWWT), 1980s guido, wearing the half-shirt and giant earring. WTF? He should have made the finals on looks alone.

eta pic of FRANK

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Dave
What I don't know is how they could have possibly axed the guy who looked (is such a thing is possible) like the 16 year old, 6'3", stick thin, flamboyantly gay SF style (NTTAWWT), 1980s guido, wearing the half-shirt and giant earring. WTF? He should have made the finals on looks alone.

Which Erasure song did he sing?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Which Erasure song did he sing?

That looks more like his Madonna "Like a Prayer" era.

[Dave]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
That's why I countered it with a double anal thread.

Much like Samuel Adams*, that's always a good call.



* Has SNL done a sendup of those commercials yet, showing a few of the many and various situations where a Sam would not be a good call?

AON, dammit, now I'll have "Dizz Knee Land" stuck in my head all afternoon.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Dave
Definitely board motto material.

I caught only the last few minutes of the show, as they were cutting 12 down to 8.

That much, plus the preview of the next show, was easily enough to convince me that this is worth watching, and not just for Jamie's chest.

What I don't know is how they could have possibly axed the guy who looked (is such a thing is possible) like the 16 year old, 6'3", stick thin, flamboyantly gay SF style (NTTAWWT), 1980s guido, wearing the half-shirt and giant earring. WTF? He should have made the finals on looks alone.

eta pic of FRANK

I am shocked, shocked at the judge's choices for elimination. Gay Frank eliminated last week? Now Nina Diva is gone. At least Mario is still hanging tough. My money is on him for the win.

There is so much to love about this show, it boggles the mind.

[NotFromHere]

Linday Lohan, 17

Is dating Fez, 24


And Halle Berry has taken a restraining order out on TM. "Berry has received a temporary restraining order against a man she claims is stalking her."
TM says, "God is telling him to be" with Berry and thinks they are betrothed, is reportedly under investigation in Louisiana for assault and making threats, has allegedly placed dozens of harassing calls and sent Berry cards, letters, and "inappropriate gifts," including an engagement ring.

same shit different day

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
And Halle Berry has taken a restraining order out on TM. "Berry has received a temporary restraining order against a man she claims is stalking her."
TM says, "God is telling him to be" with Berry and thinks they are betrothed, is reportedly under investigation in Louisiana for assault and making threats, has allegedly placed dozens of harassing calls and sent Berry cards, letters, and "inappropriate gifts," including an engagement ring.

You'd think her constant farting would be enough to disuade the guy. For Thurgreed's sake, I hope she's been washing her ass.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Which Erasure song did he sing?

Heh. I can't remember what he sang in the semi-finals but he auditioned with "Love the Way You Love Me" by Faith Hill. With a dance routine. Sublime.

I think he may have been a mercy cut b/c while he was perfect for the show, he strikes me as one of the ones who might have been at risk for harming himself after the truth was told. I think even these judges realized that it while it's ok to mock and humiliate semi-retarded people for deluding themselves into thinking they have talent, it's not okay to make fun of a young man who is gay and desperately wants to be Britney Spears. Which means these judges have more empathy than MTV.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by barely_legal
I think he may have been a mercy cut b/c while he was perfect for the show, he strikes me as one of the ones who might have been at risk for harming himself after the truth was told. I think even these judges realized that it while it's ok to mock and humiliate semi-retarded people for deluding themselves into thinking they have talent, it's not okay to make fun of a young man who is gay and desperately wants to be Britney Spears. Which means these judges have more empathy than MTV.

I said exactly the same thing to somebody last week about him. I think you are absolutely right about this.

But man, the show is so much poorer without him.

Alas Frank, we hardly knew you.

[SlaveNoMore]

NotFromHere
Linday Lohan, 17

Lindsay Lohan looks like she's pushing 35.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Dave
He should have made the finals on looks alone.

The Jesus piece definitely adds to the look. He should have made the final.

TM

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Lindsay Lohan looks like she's pushing 35.

And thank God for that. Atticus' nightsweats resulting from his statutory rape fantasies may finally subside.*




* Um, so I understand.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Lindsay Lohan looks like she's pushing 35.

I saw a picture in US Weekly in which her legs looked awful. Thankles and bowlegged. Worse than that chick from the OC. Now I can't find any pic of her legs...hmmmmmmm...

[Anne Elk]

Create your own character here.

Anyone know where I can post my images to share? The IT Nazis appear to have denied me access to them. At least the ones that folks used here for anime images.

[Grr8whitesouthchick]

I cant belive that a certain FBer had a family reunion at Halliburton HQ this weekend and forgot to invite the rest of y'all: