Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I was free and single at the time. What do I care what they think?

Why would you want to hook up with a loser?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
BTW, have I mentioned how much I hate the Oregon booze monopoly? Shit cost wayyyyyy too much here. I don't miss California that often, but sure as hell do every time I buy liquor. Why in the fuck can't I buy booze at Trader Joe's and Costco? Why, Bilmore, why?

I'm heading south shortly, and I'm bringing back a carry on full of booze. Are there limits on that? Can I carry on a case of mixed bottles?

Whatever you do, when you pack them, pack them with the tops pointed up. I had a roommate pack a half gallon of something in her suitcase, but when the bottle is facing you, it's top side down. The top cracked a little and her clothes were soaked in alcohol. Not fun.

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Gene Rayburn would say that exact line to Brett sumers on Match Game '79. Fringey could be happy with Brett, but I would think you'd be shooting for something more than Gene, like richard Dawson maybe.

It is "Somers"

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Not pro bono. I had improper motives. Like I said, this guy was incredibly hot, looked a lot like George Clooney but with a more athletic frame. His biggest problem was that he was a heinous womanizer. He's the one who "dated" his wife's sister, got totally ripped one night and wrecked his wife's car. The only reason she found out about it was they both ended up in the emergency room together, she was part naked and so was he.

Is this one of your friends or is this a news post from enquirer.com?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
It is "Somers"

Unless you also have a signed program from her 1 woman show I would appreciate less condescension.

[SlaveNoMore]

Flinty_McFlint
On behalf of the smug, marrieds-with-kids contingent, I'd like to say that we think that all you non-married, non-procreating bastards are all losers.

But your crowd has taken over the Board. So congrats.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
But your crowd has taken over the Board. So congrats.

Yes, we are all very proud. We are also sad to hear about your jimmy. Tough break.

[lookingformarket]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
anyone have any good remedies for this? ITs been several days now.

probably a little bit late, but I'd suggest not getting pregnant.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by mmm3587
Correct. AI is a great illustration of the way that American major labels produce pop music, and it has little to do with talent, style, creativity or anything like that.

Fuck everything about that fucking show.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
"Oh no, we got a bad bucket."

Gretchen: "Oh no, Meredith, my bucket is broken. What can I doooo?"

Ron: "Kelly, this was your stupid idea to pick this bucket. What are you, an idiot?"

Rob: "Did you guys find the bucket without the hole in it?"

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Gretchen: "Oh no, Meredith, my bucket is broken. What can I doooo?"

Ron: "Kelly, this was your stupid idea to pick this bucket. What are you, an idiot?"

Rob: "Did you guys find the bucket without the hole in it?"

Uchenna: "I'm just go glad we got this opportunity to enjoy this skank-ass, third world, broken bucket with hole in it."

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Uchenna: "I'm just go glad we got this opportunity to enjoy this skank-ass, third world, broken bucket with hole in it."

So what happened? My TV is locked on the either FSC or the Law & Order channel. I count on the FB to provide with the latest updates. Are Rob and Amber still on the show? Can someone explain the 'losing clothes' reference?

A bitter spinter wants to know.

[viet_mom]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
anyone have any good remedies for this? ITs been several days now.

Try cutting down on caffeine which can make them lumpy and sore. Wearing a bra to bed when they're real sore helps too -- you don't squish them as much. The only advantage of breasts that are cystic-like is that the breasts stay firm and don't sag as early. I assume you do breast checks and mammograms and the like. And that is the most I have ever said about breasts on an internet forum.

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gratz to bl

sorry str8
so does this meagn you and Tomato Basil will be living on tomatroi basil til str8outofTBsVagina come?
b
cut to chase. it is the white trash kate hudson v bo
assuming the horse slaughter state is still in the union, who wins

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
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gratz to bl

sorry str8
so does this meagn you and Tomato Basil will be living on tomatroi basil til str8outofTBsVagina come?
b
cut to chase. it is the white trash kate hudson v bo
assuming the horse slaughter state is still in the union, who wins

I'll skip the obligatory "what language is this" BS crap and simply say that the winnings of my ridiculous hot streak at party poker, where I ran $1,000 up into $8,000 in 3 weeks, are now basically gone. (assuming Dallas doesn't pull out their series). So it's back to financing the renovations in a more traditional manner.

PP's a motherfucker. I hereby vow no more gambling at least for the next thirty days.