Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by LessinSF
What about "cocksucker?" I say it all the time as an epithet, and my gay friends disagree on whether it is inappropriate or not.

Actually, I don't really care since I am fairly incapable of not uttering it. What bothers me more is that it should be a complimentary term of endearment, and yet I don't use it that way.

A couple of weeks ago, I was driving somewhere when, from the car seat in the back, the 2-year-old Brazenette piped up with "Cocksucker. Cocksucker! Cocksucker!!", each "cocksucker" louder and more drawn out than the one before.

I do not know where she learned this word. If she had chosen "motherfucker" instead, I would have known she learned it from me.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by mmm3587
I said something like "there aren't that many racist/sexist/orientation jokes anymore," trying to make the point that disability-deriding humor is still considered ok, even though other similar kinds of humor have decreased somewhat. In my mind, it read as "compared to how it used to be, there aren't _that_ many racist/sexist/orientation jokes anymore."

And I stand by that. Do they stick out more today? Sure. Is the objective number of them anywhere close? I don't think so. Does it mean that we should stop trying to get rid of that kind of inventive? No, we should keep trying. But my original point was that making fun of disabilities is still generally considered to be an ok thing to do, which, in my opinion, is not true of the other kind of humor.

I rarely (except on these boards) hear people make fun of people with disabilities. That is why I asked my initial question yesterday, in fact (which started this thread). Not saying this to be argumentative*, but it is true. Maybe I've lived in bastions of disability rights enlightenment.




*everyone here knows, of course, that I would never do that.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
A couple of weeks ago, I was driving somewhere when, from the car seat in the back, the 2-year-old Brazenette piped up with "Cocksucker. Cocksucker! Cocksucker!!", each "cocksucker" louder and more drawn out than the one before.

I do not know where she learned this word. If she had chosen "motherfucker" instead, I would have known she learned it from me.

Are you sure the little slut-to-be doesn't have Tourette's?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I am continually amazed by the people here in the Midwest who don't realize that phrases like "jewing down the price" or "we got gypped" are ethnic slurs.

In 1994, when I lived in Spain, I was explaining to a friend about how I had to carry laundry for a considerable distance and that is why my shoulder ached and he said, "Debes comprar un negro." I was utterly floored.

I heard "he jewed me" and "kike" before I knew what a Jew or Judaism was (well before I knew it was offensive). And we played "smear the queer" too. The neighbor kids called bottle rockets with the stem cut off "n***** chasers". The midwest, just like the south, is full of ignorant hillybilly redneck crackers. It's improved, but not by much.

[dtb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Maybe I've lived in bastions of disability rights enlightenment.

Or places chock-full o' Methodists.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You should get that inscribed on your Puerto Rican dice.

TM

Are you saying puertorican dice arent classy?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by LessinSF
What about "cocksucker?" I say it all the time as an epithet, and my gay friends disagree on whether it is inappropriate or not.

Actually, I don't really care since I am fairly incapable of not uttering it. What bothers me more is that it should be a complimentary term of endearment, and yet I don't use it that way.

I used to say cocksucker a lot. I've moved on to motherfucker. Sometimes I like to space the two words apart like "mother.....fucker" if someone really pisses me off. God damn cocksucking motherfucker is also a favorite, so I guess I haven't totally parted with cocksucker.

eta now I feel all warm and fuzzy because b n'b and I both like motherfucker.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
A couple of weeks ago, I was driving somewhere when, from the car seat in the back, the 2-year-old Brazenette piped up with "Cocksucker. Cocksucker! Cocksucker!!", each "cocksucker" louder and more drawn out than the one before.

I do not know where she learned this word. If she had chosen "motherfucker" instead, I would have known she learned it from me.

Maybe I should move this to the LWK board, but seriously, what did you do? Did you burst out laughing? It must have sounded so funny in a cute little 2 year old's voice. I don't know that I could seriously pull of "Now Brazenette, we don't say that word, it's vulgar, and people will think I'm not raising you right. Not that I care what those motherfuckers think, but still, for mommy's sake, refrain."

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by LessinSF
What about "cocksucker?" I say it all the time as an epithet, and my gay friends disagree on whether it is inappropriate or not.

Actually, I don't really care since I am fairly incapable of not uttering it. What bothers me more is that it should be a complimentary term of endearment, and yet I don't use it that way.

I'm right there with you. I've tried to move over to "motherfucker" but it doesn't have the same feel.

And I suck cock (as long as you're not forcing my head).

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Are you sure the little slut-to-be doesn't have Tourette's?

Hey, making fun of disabilities isn't any funnier than making fun of someone's gender/race/sexual orientation. Just ask mmmmm.

And just you wait, girlfriend, until that fetus of yours can talk. You'll see. I'll laugh.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I used to say cocksucker a lot. I've moved on to motherfucker. Sometimes I like to space the two words apart like "mother.....fucker" if someone really pisses me off. God damn cocksucking motherfucker is also a favorite, so I guess I haven't totally parted with cocksucker.

I sometimes still say "brother trucking grass pole" in polite company.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Maybe I should move this to the LWK board, but seriously, what did you do? Did you burst out laughing? It must have sounded so funny in a cute little 2 year old's voice. I don't know that I could seriously pull of "Now Brazenette, we don't say that word, it's vulgar, and people will think I'm not raising you right. Not that I care what those motherfuckers think, but still, for mommy's sake, refrain."

I did what all good mothers would do. I laughed diet coke out my nose, tried not to let her see how funny I thought it was, and tried to ignore it.

I think it worked.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Hey, making fun of disabilities isn't any funnier than making fun of someone's gender/race/sexual orientation. Just ask mmmmm.

And just you wait, girlfriend, until that fetus of yours can talk. You'll see. I'll laugh.

Oh, right, I meant to say lesbian to be.



(See, now that would be funny. Her first curse word was cocksucker, and she grows up never to do it. Hahahahahaha!!!!)

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
God damn cocksucking motherfucker is also a favorite, so I guess I haven't totally parted with cocksucker.

Wow -- it's like I'm looking in a mirror when I see you. Except I say it as "goddamned motherfucking cocksucker." Usually while driving.

Well, that and the whole Audrey Hepburn thing. And the legs.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I used to say cocksucker a lot. I've moved on to motherfucker. Sometimes I like to space the two words apart like "mother.....fucker" if someone really pisses me off. God damn cocksucking motherfucker is also a favorite, so I guess I haven't totally parted with cocksucker.

I'm still getting a lot of mileage out of "asshat." Am I hopelessly out of date?

I recently heard someone call someone else a "fornicating fibrulator." (I'm 95% sure it was fibrulator.) I have no clue what it means, but I liked the sound of it. It gives me an image of someone being electrocuted by their vibrator.