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08-02-2006, 04:06 PM
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#3811
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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What comes by nature costs no money.
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Originally posted by pony_trekker
No brush, just no time to find a better picture. I use just the shave cream after washing my face w neutrogena and/or Dr. Bronner's
No need for after shave or shaving against the grain which I needed before I added the two extra blades.
So fuck consumer reports. Fucking fat short-dicked motherfuckers.
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I first read that as "Dr. Boners." I thought Pony was going all blue-veined shit dick on us again.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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08-02-2006, 04:11 PM
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#3812
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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What comes by nature costs no money.
Quote:
Originally posted by pony_trekker
No brush, just no time to find a better picture. I use just the shave cream after washing my face w neutrogena and/or Dr. Bronner's
No need for after shave or shaving against the grain which I needed before I added the two extra blades.
So fuck consumer reports. Fucking fat short-dicked motherfuckers.
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I indulge all sorts of foo-foo hygiene products. Why not. I once ordered a specialty bath from the bath caddy at the Fairmont. For an extra $10 she loofah'd my back.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-02-2006, 04:18 PM
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#3813
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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What comes by nature costs no money.
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I'm with you. I use all the same shit except the pre-shave gel.
TM
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Including or excluding the controversial brush?
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08-02-2006, 04:20 PM
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#3814
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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What comes by nature costs no money.
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
And some look it up and pretend that they just know.
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Hank?
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08-02-2006, 04:21 PM
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#3815
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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What comes by nature costs no money.
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Including or excluding the controversial brush?
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I use a brush sometimes. Who cares? There's no one there in the bathroom to see you, unless your lame enough to let the previous night's conquest sleep over.
Me, I kick em to the curb when I am done.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-02-2006, 04:21 PM
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#3816
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Could You Say it in English?
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
That's right, especially if you are steppin out.
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I prefer a slow song.
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08-02-2006, 04:25 PM
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#3817
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Could You Say it in English?
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I prefer a slow song.
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Hmmmm, not me so much, but it's different for girls.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-02-2006, 04:25 PM
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#3818
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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What comes by nature costs no money.
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Including or excluding the controversial brush?
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Including the brush. The whole package was a gift, but I wouldn't go back to the crap gillette aloe vera shaving cream I used before.
The brush is nice because (i) it allows you to lather up the shaving soap (which smells gooood), which you couldn't use otherwise, (ii) helps me by lifting the hair a bit* because I have to shave with and then against the grain every other day (I get ingrown hairs, which are a pain in the ass) and (iii) feels good.
TM
*At least, this is my theory. Either way, the whole process has been much easier on my face.
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08-02-2006, 04:25 PM
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#3819
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Could You Say it in English?
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Hmmmm, not me so much, but it's different for girls.
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Merde! I meant to use my NFH sock for that one. Sorry. :blush:
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-02-2006, 04:28 PM
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#3820
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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What comes by nature costs no money.
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
helps me by lifting the hair a bit* because I have to shave with and then against the grain every other day (I get ingrown hairs, which are a pain in the ass)
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You shave your ass too!?! I thought I was the lone member of that club here. Cool.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-02-2006, 04:40 PM
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#3821
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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What comes by nature costs no money.
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
You shave your ass too!?! I thought I was the lone member of that club here. Cool.
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With a straight razor, no less.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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08-02-2006, 04:45 PM
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#3822
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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What comes by nature costs no money.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
With a straight razor, no less.
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Since I plumped up the straight razour isn't as handy (npi), I just use the fusion or whatever it's called.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-02-2006, 04:54 PM
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#3823
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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What comes by nature costs no money.
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Since I plumped up the straight razour isn't as handy (npi), I just use the fusion or whatever it's called.
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Fuck all you primping little pansies. And y'all have the nerve to suggest that I am effeminate? I just splash a little Nair on my face in the morning, rub a squirt or two of antibacterial soap into my pits, and get on with my day.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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08-02-2006, 05:03 PM
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#3824
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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What comes by nature costs no money.
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
sorry to keep picking on you, but Consumer Reports is a bigger affectation than using a shaving brush.
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CR is the punk rock of consumer protection 'zines.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-02-2006, 05:07 PM
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#3825
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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What comes by nature costs no money.
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
Since I plumped up the straight razour isn't as handy (npi), I just use the fusion or whatever it's called.
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1. Stick a Bit O Honey between your cheeks (as deep as comfortable), and sit still with it in place for ten minutes.
2. Stand in front air conitioner or open refrigerator with cheeks spread open for five minutes until candy is cooled.
3. Ingest pint of rum.
4. Remove Bit O Honey.
Poor man's Brazilian.
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