A sad, constant bid for attention - Page 255

notcasesensitive · 10-11-2006, 07:36 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
unverified attractiveness plus subnormal intelligence is no way to go throught an anon internet chat life.

I am able to verify her attractiveness. Not that she has asked me to. Also, she seems smarter to me than the average Cal Rhetoric major.

Flinty_McFlint · 10-11-2006, 07:43 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I am able to verify her attractiveness. Not that she has asked me to. Also, she seems smarter to me than the average Cal Rhetoric major.

Genius is sometimes misunderstood by the ignorant. Like when I push with rags on a coordinated flop and people don't fold their trips. Idiots, I was representing a flush. Can't you see that you're supposed to fold to my nothing?

Paisley · 10-11-2006, 07:48 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
unverified attractiveness plus subnormal intelligence is no way to go throught an anon internet chat life.

Well, then do something about it. Would you like me to rate you? I promise to to be fair.

Paisley · 10-11-2006, 07:51 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I am able to verify her attractiveness. Not that she has asked me to. Also, she seems smarter to me than the average Cal Rhetoric major.

You are Pretty inside and out, Lady.

Flinty_McFlint · 10-11-2006, 08:03 PM

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Originally posted by Paisley
You are Pretty inside and out, Lady.

That was some meeting. My goodness.

notcasesensitive · 10-11-2006, 08:06 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Genius is sometimes misunderstood by the ignorant. Like when I push with rags on a coordinated flop and people don't fold their trips. Idiots, I was representing a flush. Can't you see that you're supposed to fold to my nothing?

This reminds me: I have some money to spend.

Paisley · 10-11-2006, 08:06 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
That was some meeting. My goodness.

We're just both so attractive. We couldn't help ourselves.

str8outavannuys · 10-11-2006, 08:11 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Fuck it. Let's attack somebody anyway.

McAfee Coliseum? (I'll always think of him as an Oakland A).

str8outavannuys · 10-11-2006, 08:15 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
What is up with offering a major in Rhetoric? And why do so many people at Cal seem to major in that? Do other schools offer this? More importantly, was this Spanky's major??*

How far away is the day that a major US university offers a major in Spin (as opposed to Spinning, which must already be offered at Pansy Ass Cold Midwestern State U.)? Dean Karl Rove, anyone?

*note: I have no idea whether Spanky went to Cal or not or what his major was. That question was rhetorical. Ha.

If they're good enough to get it approved as a major, they would be savvy enough not to call it "spin," but rather, "post-modern ideological syntactical manipulation," or something to that effect.

Hank Chinaski · 10-11-2006, 08:18 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I am able to verify her attractiveness. Not that she has asked me to. Also, she seems smarter to me than the average Cal Rhetoric major.

She's tied with nonono for intelligence? Smarter than PPNYC does not equal intelligent. The mean may have dropped here, but I at least maintain standards.

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-11-2006, 08:21 PM

Did Coltrane skip out of work (hi RP!) without submitting today's T&A pic?

TM

Hank Chinaski · 10-11-2006, 08:23 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Did Coltrane skip out of work (hi RP!) without submitting today's T&A pic?

TM

you should put him on probation or notice- it is clear he's not applying himself to that task.

patentparanyc · 10-11-2006, 08:28 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
She's tied with nonono for intelligence? Smarter than PPNYC does not equal intelligent. The mean may have dropped here, but I at least maintain standards.

Hank, darling far be it for me to whiff here but my IQ is 147. i'm not exactly a dum dum.

You can slam me on my attractiveness or lack thereof but I'm not a dumb person. Perhaps incoherent with a mean streak but even so I'm not that bad.

Hank Chinaski · 10-11-2006, 08:36 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Hank, darling far be it for me to whiff here but my IQ is 147. i'm not exactly a dum dum.

You can slam me on my attractiveness or lack thereof but I'm not a dumb person. Perhaps incoherent with a mean streak but even so I'm not that bad.

this is going to sound unfair, i know, but we don't use IQ scores here to gage relative intelligence. Early on it was decided we would look to LSAT scores.

patentparanyc · 10-11-2006, 08:42 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
this is going to sound unfair, i know, but we don't use IQ scores here to gage relative intelligence. Early on it was decided we would look to LSAT scores.

You spelled "gage" wrong. sniff.