Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[Not Me]

Originally posted by LessinSF
For those you not wanting to go there, the "actress" is Jessica Dee from the Czech Republic. She has been working the nasty, I'll do anything circuit for a couple years.

You would know.

[john123]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
As a general comment, from the GA's I've met, I have to say we all are quite the above average looking group of people*. Thus, I have come up with a hypothesis:

The GAs who know other GAs IRL are comfortable enough with their looks/personality to mingle in society and think their IRL personality and looks backs up their board personas. Those who aren't out with anyone must therefore be the ugly lawyers who go to the internet to pretend that they look the rest of us hot GAs.


*this includes Paigow, who I've met IRL.

That is sooooooooo hot! Schmoking!

[john123]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
SD is hot. No idea about the back hair, but if I were a chick, I'd hit it.

The site would mop up on the pay for view revenue for that one. Yowza!

[john123]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I would never use "ditto"

2.

[john123]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Christie Brinkley flame war

I invented that.

Whatever happened to CB?!? That chiquita had it goin on! Big time.

Maybe she posts here under another sexxxified moniker?

[Dave]

Originally posted by LessinSF
For those you not wanting to go there, the "actress" is Jessica Dee from the Czech Republic. She has been working the nasty, I'll do anything circuit for a couple years

Speaking of nasty, her agent is none other than Dick Nasty. Porn names are so much fun.

ETA -- I admit to never having seen any of her work, including 'Fast Times at Deep Crack High #03".

[Dave]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
We would have one bushy junkie.

Got any brownies? I'm hungry.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
This is like saying that guys are always the ones to bawl at the sappy parts of Hope Floats. It may be true that the guys who actually go to see Hope Floats get all misty during the emotional parts, but these are the same guys yelping at your salons.

it's not gay if your girlfriend gets you a gift certificate for a clean up for Valentine'd Day, and a guy goes even though he's misgivings, right?
Maybe some of those guys are there for that reason.

[john123]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
it's not gay if your girlfriend gets you a gift certificate for a clean up for Valentine'd Day, and a guy goes even though he's misgivings, right?
Maybe some of those guys are there for that reason.

This reminds me, I have a thought to put into practice here. I recently hit upon the notion that I like using the word "trousers".

Trousers trousers trousers. Cool, see?

Wait, it gets better. I invented the concept of using "trousers" as a suffix configured to the end of an adjective, eg: 'Jimmy the new summer associate has been surfing the porno all day on his computer. He's really Mr. Horneytrousers today!!"

Or, "GP Smithers gave me a Friday @ 4:55 assignment due Monday AM, he's really ShittyTrousers, ain't he?!?"

Or, how about my weird Uncle Mickey who copped a feel on me at my tenth birthday, Mr. PerveyTrousers indeed!!!

Gina the tempsecretary, HotassTrousers, yowza!!

Looks like a fad to me. Y'all down?

[Antiquity]

Originally posted by john123
This reminds me, I have a thought to put into practice here. I recently hit upon the notion that I like using the word "trousers".

Trousers trousers trousers. Cool, see?

Wait, it gets better. I invented the concept of using "trousers" as a suffix configured to the end of an adjective, eg: 'Jimmy the new summer associate has been surfing the porno all day on his computer. He's really Mr. Horneytrousers today!!"

Or, "GP Smithers gave me a Friday @ 4:55 assignment due Monday AM, he's really ShittyTrousers, ain't he?!?"

Or, how about my weird Uncle Mickey who copped a feel on me at my tenth birthday, Mr. PerveyTrousers indeed!!!

Gina the tempsecretary, HotassTrousers, yowza!!

Looks like a fad to me. Y'all down?

That is so hot.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
it's not gay if your girlfriend gets you a gift certificate for a clean up for Valentine'd Day, and a guy goes even though he's misgivings, right?
Maybe some of those guys are there for that reason.

Hey, I like going for the firm spa day. Let those boring assholes have their golf. I much prefer having my ass scraped with sea salt and apricot juice while sipping white wine and grooving to Keith Jarret.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Hey, I like going for the firm spa day. Let those boring assholes have their golf. I much prefer having my ass scraped with sea salt and apricot juice while sipping white wine and grooving to Keith Jarret.

This is like saying that guys are always the ones to bawl at the sappy parts of Hope Floats. It may be true that the guys who actually go to see Hope Floats get all misty during the emotional parts, but these are the same guys yelping at your salons.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
This is like saying that guys are always the ones to bawl at the sappy parts of Hope Floats. It may be true that the guys who actually go to see Hope Floats get all misty during the emotional parts, but these are the same guys yelping at your salons.

Parts of it were really sad.

[str8outavannuys]

I'm going to go out on a limb and make a two-pronged baseball prediction.

1. Barry Bonds' batting average this year will be over .400

2. He won't get enough official at-bats for him to qualify. This will lead to lots of punditry-type suggestions like that he should lead off, he should deliberately swing at bad pitches just to record more official ABs, etc. But he won't change a thing and will end up batting .409 with about 440 ABs and 200 BBs, 40-50 official ABs short of qualifying. He will, however, shatter the all-time single season OPS record, currently set by himself in 2001-03 or by Ruth in his mamoth 1920-21 seasons.

3. Someone will reply to this post making a steroid joke.

ETA: Bonds has the single season OPS record, for his 2002 season (1.381) followed closely by Ruth's 1920 season (1.379). For 2004, his batting average is .469 and his OPS is, get this, 1.804. Unreal.

[Antiquity]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I'm going to go out on a limb and make a two-pronged baseball prediction.

1. Barry Bonds' batting average this year will be over .400

2. He won't get enough official at-bats for him to qualify. This will lead to lots of punditry-type suggestions like that he should lead off, he should deliberately swing at bad pitches just to record more official ABs, etc. But he won't change a thing and will end up batting .409 with about 440 ABs and 200 BBs, 40-50 official ABs short of qualifying. He will, however, shatter the all-time single season OPS record, currently set by himself in 2001-03 or by Ruth in his mamoth 1920-21 seasons.

3. Someone will reply to this post making a steroid joke.

ETA: Bonds has the single season OPS record, for his 2002 season (1.381) followed closely by Ruth's 1920 season (1.379). For 2004, his batting average is .469 and his OPS is, get this, 1.804. Unreal.

Surprisingly enough, those are also the two main weapons of the Spanish Inquisition.