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08-02-2006, 05:13 PM
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#3826
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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What comes by nature costs no money.
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Fuck all you primping little pansies. And y'all have the nerve to suggest that I am effeminate? I just splash a little Nair on my face in the morning, rub a squirt or two of antibacterial soap into my pits, and get on with my day.
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You have inspired me to share a true story, although on the advice of another poster via the PM, I am no longer using [true story][/true story] HTML brackets to indicate that it is a true story, as, apparently, my veracititious nature speaks for itself.
Anyhoo, it was a summer in the 80s (I don't want to date myself, for obvious reasons). I was traveling the continent (of Europe) with a travel mate. On the "When in Rome" theory, we decided to give up deodorant for the duration of the trip. On the same theory we also deciced to give up showering, but for once a week. And even on that weekly basis, we substituted baths for showers. As you can see, tres Euro.
This was also the days before anti-bacterial soap. And notwithstanding that it was also the days before global warming, it was hot. Crotch pot stew hot (although Robin Williams had not yet invented that phrase).
Anyway, long and short of it, by the middle of the first week my travelmate stunk. Ripely. And it just kept getting worse.
Thankfully, my natural aroma was a steady state lavendar with the typical hint of all-spice and just a soupcon of extra virgin olive oil.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-02-2006, 05:15 PM
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#3827
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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What comes by nature costs no money.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
1. Stick a Bit O Honey between your cheeks (as deep as comfortable), and sit still with it in place for ten minutes.
2. Stand in front air conitioner or open refrigerator with cheeks spread open for five minutes until candy is cooled.
3. Ingest pint of rum.
4. Remove Bit O Honey.
Poor man's Brazilian.
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That was fucking funny. Bronze that post.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-02-2006, 05:24 PM
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#3828
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Cash in on Mel Gibson's problems, Tom
If I were Tom Cruise, I'd be at every jewish function I could find.
TM
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08-02-2006, 05:30 PM
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#3829
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Could You Say it in English?
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Hmmmm, not me so much, but it's different for girls.
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You're all the same.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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08-02-2006, 05:32 PM
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#3830
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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What comes by nature costs no money.
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
1. Stick a Bit O Honey between your cheeks (as deep as comfortable), and sit still with it in place for ten minutes.
2. Stand in front air conitioner or open refrigerator with cheeks spread open for five minutes until candy is cooled.
3. Ingest pint of rum.
4. Remove Bit O Honey.
Poor man's Brazilian.
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You are one sick fuck.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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08-02-2006, 05:35 PM
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#3831
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Could You Say it in English?
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Hmmmm, not me so much, but it's different for girls.
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It is definitely boy day today because you all are gross today. [sorry penske] but ass hair shaving? eeek. NTTAWT
*fwiw I am honored that you allowed me to share, as penske said it is all about sharing.
Last edited by patentparanyc; 08-02-2006 at 05:37 PM..
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08-02-2006, 05:39 PM
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#3832
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Could You Say it in English?
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
It is definitely boy day today because you all are gross today. [sorry penske] but ass hair shaving? eeek. NTTAWT
*fwiw I am honored that you allowed me to share, as penske said it is all about sharing.
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(a) I am a girl, as is NFH (I have verified this in person)
(b) how would they stop you? |
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08-02-2006, 05:41 PM
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#3833
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Could You Say it in English?
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
(a) I am a girl, as is NFH (I have verified this in person)
(b) how would they stop you?
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Sorry Fringey my bad I know you were here as were other women, I meant today was *very* male dominated. |
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08-02-2006, 05:44 PM
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#3834
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Could You Say it in English?
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
how would they stop you?
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Ignore list. Land of Fu. Ignore list. Land of Fu. Ignore list. Land of Fu.
The only thing that keeps her on the fucking radar is the fact that you idiots constantly quote and respond to her.
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08-02-2006, 05:45 PM
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#3835
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Could You Say it in English?
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
(a) I am a girl, as is NFH (I have verified this in person)
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Ahem.
And, you have???!!! |
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08-02-2006, 05:46 PM
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#3836
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Cash in on Mel Gibson's problems, Tom
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
If I were Tom Cruise, I'd be at every jewish function I could find.
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If only he and Katie had had a boy, then they could both convert, have a jewish wedding ceremony, and throw in a bris to boot. A PR trifecta! |
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08-02-2006, 05:47 PM
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#3837
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Could You Say it in English?
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Ahem.
And, you have???!!!
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Sorry, you hadn't posted in the area I could see when I scrolled down.
Not THAT way. OK, maybe a very convincing transvestite, but I think actual female. |
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08-02-2006, 05:50 PM
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#3838
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Could You Say it in English?
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Ahem.
And, you have???!!!
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Yes, we had that naked pillow fight the other night. We called you and ncs but got voicemail and didn't want to leave a message.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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08-02-2006, 05:50 PM
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#3839
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Could You Say it in English?
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Originally posted by taxwonk
You're all the same.
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Real men?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-02-2006, 05:52 PM
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#3840
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Could You Say it in English?
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
It is definitely boy day today because you all are gross today. [sorry penske] but ass hair shaving? eeek. NTTAWT
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If I am wearing a speedo I wanna be neat and tiddy. Plus shaving down makes your skin more sensate for massage.
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