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[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Bacon of the Month Club for A YEAR? Whoa! Sloooooooooow down girl. I never said I was ready to commit for a whole year. One step at a time.

Think of it this way -- even if we don't last that long, after our breakup, I will either (a) think of you fondly as I eat mmmmmmmmm, bacon! or (b) hate bacon, and become healthier.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Paisley
How wrong would it be if I requested that for Hannukah?

Bacon's kosher. It's in the Talmud.

[taxwonk]

I couldn't find it to post Augusto Pinochet, 91. Adios.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
not to be a timmy, but I believe you mean you keep it at a temperature which would freeze water. The vodka isn't frozen I bet.

Solution? join the Hell's Angels MC. Although they may kick you ass if you only drink Chopin and pass on VO.

maybe this is a tribute to PPNYC's posting style, but it seems a bit contradictory to your last sentence.

The only thing blended Canadian whisky's good for is cleaning tires. I wouldn't serve that to my worst enemy. If it weren't for prohibition, the stuff wouldn't exist.

I won't even do Crown Royal. It's all rotgut.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Bacon's kosher. It's in the Talmud.

Did you Shepardize that?







Did I just make a law joke that toolish?



I am slapping myself right now.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Did you Shepardize that?

Did I just make a law joke that toolish?

I am slapping myself right now.

I have deja vu over ths Shepardizing comment.

Can I check wrapped gifts on a flight? I know I can't carry them on (esp if they are, say, multiple bottles of Crown Royal), but not sure re:checking.

I have switched to White Sage from Horny Devil, if anyone is keeping track.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I have deja vu over ths Shepardizing comment.

Can I check wrapped gifts on a flight? I know I can't carry them on (esp if they are, say, multiple bottles of Crown Royal), but not sure re:checking.

I have switched to White Sage from Horny Devil, if anyone is keeping track.

I'm sure I've used it before. This wsn't the first time I've slapped myself in disgust.

Given all the times I've considered my attendance of law school, it's amazing I haven't scattered my own teeth several times before.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'm sure I've used it before. This wsn't the first time I've slapped myself in disgust.

Given all the times I've considered my attendance of law school, it's amazing I haven't scattered my own teeth several times before.

I'm too lazy to search. Bar at the end of the street is completely empty this time of day on a Sunday.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The only thing blended Canadian whisky's good for is cleaning tires. I wouldn't serve that to my worst enemy. If it weren't for prohibition, the stuff wouldn't exist.

I won't even do Crown Royal. It's all rotgut.

3 words; Canadian Club Classic.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Did I just make a law joke that toolish?

I am slapping myself right now.

You should be.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
3 words; Canadian Club Classic.

You're a step from Depends when you find yourself swilling that washer fluid.

[pony_trekker]

Monochrome uniforms suck

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You're a step from Depends when you find yourself swilling that washer fluid.

fwiw I've heard they may be introducing a soy version.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
fwiw I've heard they may be introducing a soy version.

Soy VO....

That's probably what Hitler's drinking right now.

[andViolins]

Is anyone planning on watching this Sci Fi channel mini-series? Any reviews of it? I'm curious about the show because the concept is very strange, but I don't know if I want to invest that much time in a show could stink.

aV