Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Expect papers in the mail; this will effect my future earning capacity.

Why? Did one of your clients slip outside my building? Or is this one of those "Jesus is killing me with radiation and the tin foil does no good" suits. Make sure that you at least make them pay the court costs up front on those.

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Has anyone tried this? Details please. I am buying one for Commando Boy.

For pot or tobacco? Don't buy one for pot unless he has truly massive quantities or stuff he doesn't care about wasting or he has asked for one. If for tobacco, then I don't know. He's a hipster so he would probably want it to be retro and look like it was a really cool hooka without really trying to or caring about it.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Welcome. Have fun playing with Thurgreed, but I hope you take the time to do more than that on your visit here.

Oh, and some helpful advice -- Pretty Little Flower is a dude. If someone had told me that back in the day, I would have saved myself from a lot of embarrassing emails, IMs, PMs, etc.

Indeed. Not Bob knows all there is to know about the crying game.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Has anyone tried this? Details please. I am buying one for Commando Boy.

Fun the first couple of times, but a huge pain in the ass to clean (and disgusting if you don't).

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you cannot bring liquor across a state line, can you?

Limited quantities. And they try to get you for tax evasion. State troopers in Mass. scouted the NH liquor store lots as well.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by mmm3587
For pot or tobacco? Don't buy one for pot unless he has truly massive quantities or stuff he doesn't care about wasting or he has asked for one. If for tobacco, then I don't know. He's a hipster so he would probably want it to be retro and look like it was a really cool hooka without really trying to or caring about it.

He's a hipster? What makes you say that? He wants one and I think for just tobacco, though I know he is not a stranger to the wacky tobacky, or at least wasn't when he was younger.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Not pro bono. I had improper motives. Like I said, this guy was incredibly hot, looked a lot like George Clooney but with a more athletic frame. His biggest problem was that he was a heinous womanizer. He's the one who "dated" his wife's sister, got totally ripped one night and wrecked his wife's car. The only reason she found out about it was they both ended up in the emergency room together, she was part naked and so was he.

Translation: From the lap-sitting-divorce-is-finally-over parties that I apparently had a hand in creating, to the hyperbolic story of the George Clooney lookalike, it's pretty clear. I am mostly full of shit.

TM

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you cannot bring liquor across a state line, can you? DC had competitive liquor stores and Va. had fixed price state stores. When No. Va. people had parties they tended to buy at a DC store- urban legend was that the Va. police took down Va. license plate numbers in the DC parking lots and popped the guy once he crossed the bridge back-

Just for background, not applicable to you, if you saw Farenheit 9/11 you know the Oregon state police can't guard the borders so you're golden.

Back in the 70s, the customs form only said "2 liters per person" could come back across the border from Mexico. My parents were elated that they spawned four "persons" to help bring booze across.

I think they've since changed the form to define the age of "person".

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
He's a hipster? What makes you say that? He wants one and I think for just tobacco, though I know he is not a stranger to the wacky tobacky, or at least wasn't when he was younger.

In my experience, people who want to sit around and smoke tobacco out of a hookah (sorry, I think I was dropping the last "h" before) are hipsters who are a little bit too pleased with themselves and how cool they are. I am sure that commando boy isn't like that and just wants to suck hard on a hose to filter hot tobacco smoke through water so that it tastes good and is not too hard on his lungs. You should be able to get good counsel on all issues hookak at any good head shop, where they will think you are joking and using the legal magic words when you say that you are buying it for your boyfriend to smoke tobacco out of. YMMV.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I don't even know what this means.

No More Lonely Nights.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by lo-berry
Hey dickcheese, you were the one who came to our board and started mouthing off. I am checking the archives here before gettin into it, but so far you still don't impres me.

Hey! So, you're sick of getting ignored over at Infirm and wanted to try your luck at being completely ignored over here?

What you refer to as "our board" is really just the remnants of a place the people over here started. So, if you want to be big willy, go back over there, post something and then wait four or five days for a response.

One thing is for sure, though. mmmmmm2342259 and nfh are no doubt happy you're here.

TM

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by mmm3587
In my experience, people who want to sit around and smoke tobacco out of a hookah (sorry, I think I was dropping the last "h" before) are hipsters who are a little bit too pleased with themselves and how cool they are. I am sure that commando boy isn't like that and just wants to suck hard on a hose to filter hot tobacco smoke through water so that it tastes good and is not too hard on his lungs. You should be able to get good counsel on all issues hookak at any good head shop, where they will think you are joking and using the legal magic words when you say that you are buying it for your boyfriend to smoke tobacco out of. YMMV.

My friend Ric has one. I'm happy to smoke from it. I'm also happy that I don't have to clean it.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My friend Ric has one. I'm happy to smoke from it. I'm also happy that I don't have to clean it.

Smoke what from it?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by lo-berry
Hey dickcheese, you were the one who came to our board and started mouthing off. I am checking the archives here before gettin into it, but so far you still don't impres me.

I'm looking forward to this.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'm looking forward to this.

Shhhh. He's doing his due diligence, after which he'll probably spend the better part of the day looking for synonyms for the word "dickcheese." Gotta be prepared.

TM