Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Dude, could your mom hook me up with some of those pipe smoking demons? That would totally rock. We could hang, and loll with naked people, and stuff.

I know a few bong-smoking demons. Is that close enough?

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I just hate everybody. It's much easier that way. I'm pretty much the only enlightened monkey on the planet. You humans and your petty distinctions.

By the way, loved your press conference in the New Yorker this week.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You sure seem to take this all pretty personally for someone who claims not to be gay. So, how is Mr. Beard, er, Mr. Man?

ABBA turned me. My anger is retroactive.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
You find Judaism offensive?

No. If I had to pick a religion, Judaism would be it.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm pretty sure that I do. I work in healthcare. Everyone is fucked up in some way here.

Are you sure it's not the Methodists?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
ABBA turned me. My anger is retroactive.

Weird, she turned me too. I'm not so crazy about the whole gay sex thing, but I really enjoy the spin classes.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by dtb
Are you sure it's not the Methodists?

Only if they refuse to admit to being fucked up. ("No, there's nothing wrong. Why do you ask? Everything's fine. Couldn't be better! Oh, that? Only a flesh wound.")

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I thought the one about colleges was the worst. They really didn't say anything besides, "college is too pc." And my attitude on that is, big fucking deal. Reality comes with the diploma, four short years away.

I agree, that one was pretty weak. I thought it was going to be something more interesting, like "people who want (or whose parents want them) to go to school to learn something useful in the job market should go to a trade school to learn HVAC installation and not waste time and money on a liberal arts BA," or "the only college grads who see a material income benefit are those who go to reasonably competitive schools" or "why is it that so many of "colleges" are really teaching remedial middle and high school skills?"

Incidentally, if you like Bullshit, get Freakonomics. Very entertaining read.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I can't heeeeeeear you.

TM

(And it's dark.)

The guy seriously didn't understand why I was making such a big deal about his "innocent" comment. Granted, this was not in the U.S. of fucking A., but I actually had to explain that this was offensive. He of course immediately was mortified and apologized -- he just knew the phrase (like "I got gypped!!!") and didn't know it's origin or meaning.

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Sex is the best invention ever.

Well, maybe second best, after dense rich hot chocolate cake.

Are you getting laid, missy?

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
ABBA turned me. My anger is retroactive.

YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
What does this mean?

She's quoting from her favorite song -- you know, the "I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me" one? About the chick who had lots of fun being undressed by kings, drinking champagne on a yacht, etc., but tells the mom with the screaming kids in the frozen food aisle at the Grand Central that it was all meaningless, and that being a submissive wife/mother is the be-all, end-all to a woman's life.

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I am continually amazed by the people here in the Midwest who don't realize that phrases like "jewing down the price" or "we got gypped" are ethnic slurs.

In 1994, when I lived in Spain, I was explaining to a friend about how I had to carry laundry for a considerable distance and that is why my shoulder ached and he said, "Debes comprar un negro." I was utterly floored.
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Spain and Latin America are some of the most racist places on earth. The UK and Ireland win no prizes for racial sensitivity either, now that you mention it (and I'm sure you did). And when you try to call someone on their stupid bullshit they laugh you off for being a typical P.C. American. But the Spainiards - ai yi yi dios mio.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by ironweed
By the way, loved your press conference in the New Yorker this week.

Thank you very much, Mr. Male-Human-Smells-Like-Fermented-Bananas-Maybe-Bite-Not-Sure! I look forward to sharing orange wedges with you someday.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
1) Why did he get down-graded to non-bf? (hi Mr. Lipschitz!)
2) I would not be too psyched to be referred to as a lay. And definitely don't call me Mrs. Blowjob Camel.

1) because he's not my boyfriend.
2) It's the language of youth. I think it's cute, Ms. Blowjob Camel.