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[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Yes, I'm going to feel terribly bad about not recognizing some speedfreak bitch from a mediocre group who pees on herself on stage.

Fetch me a martini and some real entertainers, Monkey.

Back when rock-n-roll meant something.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Yes, I'm going to feel terribly bad about not recognizing some speedfreak bitch from a mediocre group who pees on herself on stage.

Fetch me a martini and some real entertainers, Monkey.

Right away, Chief. Prune martini and Jimmy Dorsey, stat!

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Fenwick
Sometime last year? I seem to recall Gawker or the Defamer running the pictures.

Oddly, Matt Lauer didn't mention that this morning, as he and Meredith were hyping the upcoming appearance of Fergie and the Black-Eyed Peas (AoN, when did she get top-billing? How do the other Peas feel about it?) on the Today Show.

Hi everyone!

Didn't Fergie join the Peas well after they were an established (although not really mainstream) group? I'm not sure that she adds much value.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Maybe, but that's quite a sandwich.

In fact, I propose Coltrane submit a photo of scantily clad women for our pleasure every day. Second, gwnc?

TM

2.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Right away, Chief. Prune martini and Jimmy Dorsey, stat!

I just had a glass of wine at a firm partyyyyyyyy he ehehehee

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Didn't Fergie join the Peas well after they were an established (although not really mainstream) group? I'm not sure that she adds much value.

She completely fucked them up. Completely. Those motherfuckers sold all the way out.

TM

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by Fenwick
Sometime last year? I seem to recall Gawker or the Defamer running the pictures.

Oddly, Matt Lauer didn't mention that this morning, as he and Meredith were hyping the upcoming appearance of Fergie and the Black-Eyed Peas (AoN, when did she get top-billing? How do the other Peas feel about it?) on the Today Show.

Hi everyone!

Welcome, Fenwick! Has Not Bob's assistant dropped off your orientation materials yet?

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
She completely fucked them up. Completely. Those motherfuckers sold all the way out.

TM

For that much money and that stomach, wouldn't you?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter


Back when rock-n-roll meant something.

Is that you in the back holding a younger Bilmore? And is that PLF in the red pants, getting a tentacle-job on the front row?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Maybe, but that's quite a sandwich.

In fact, I propose Coltrane submit a photo of scantily clad women for our pleasure every day. Second, gwnc?

TM

I will not take this assignment lightly.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
For that much money and that stomach, wouldn't you?

haven't we all already for much less money? Where is the line between "hey, any rational person would do it" selling out and selling out that is worthy of distain? Should Storm Large have all of our disdain for going on Rock Star and cashing in with her 15 minutes of fame downloads, which will probably make her more money than she has earned in the past 3 years? For the truly talented and connected, maybe going on a reality show to pump your single isn't the best long-term plan, but what about for people with mediocre talent and connections that will be grinding it out for years on the small venue club circuit, hoping that anyone will buy their original songs?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
For that much money and that stomach, wouldn't you?

That kind of stomach is not that hard to get. In fact, aside from being fishbelly white (sexy!!), my stomach looks like hers. It's not that hard to get. All you have to do is never have children, employ three personal trainers, and go to the gym every morning but Sunday. In other words, be out of your mind, but in a focused, exercise-specific way.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
haven't we all already for much less money? Where is the line between "hey, any rational person would do it" selling out and selling out that is worthy of distain? Should Storm Large have all of our disdain for going on Rock Star and cashing in with her 15 minutes of fame downloads, which will probably make her more money than she has earned in the past 3 years? For the truly talented and connected, maybe going on a reality show to pump your single isn't the best long-term plan, but what about for people with mediocre talent and connections that will be grinding it out for years on the small venue club circuit, hoping that anyone will buy their original songs?

I'm sorry, but that's different. Anyone who goes on a reality show is a pathetic sell-out whore.


(Seriously, if I had any idea who or what you were talking about I might care. Or I might worry about my overexposure to pop culture, and get together with taxwonk for an evening of Martinis and old Monkees shows.)

[dtb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
That kind of stomach is not that hard to get. In fact, aside from being fishbelly white (sexy!!), my stomach looks like hers. It's not that hard to get. All you have to do is never have children, employ three personal trainers, and go to the gym every morning but Sunday. In other words, be out of your mind, but in a focused, exercise-specific way.

I have a stomach like that, too. I bought it at Nordstroms.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I will not take this assignment lightly.

Can you have it to us by Friday?